As a fan, this always sucks. Always.
We are not idiots — we understand there are a ton of reasons we don’t want to consider that go into choosing to sign with a different team when a player reaches free agency. Obviously there’s the money. We’d be fat-faced liars if we said we’d turn down, say, $6.5 million over 8 years in favor of $4 million over three years. Yes, rationally, even the lesser amount is more than enough money to live quite comfortably, but the bigger contract is, well, that much more comfy. Again, we’re not dumb. Also, there are considerations about the personnel on teams, the geography, familial pressures, future plans, blah blah blah. But all we see, as fans, is that the player who’s signed with someone else has rejected our team. And rejected us. And it sucks. So with that caveat, we present IPB’s take on the Rafalski and Gomez signings.
Brian Rafalski
As full-fledged members of PaulieMartinNation, we’ve been counting on Raffie signing elsewhere since the end of the season. With two big RFA’s to ink to long-term deals, we felt it was necessary to avoid paying top-dollar to Raffie, a moderately offensive, moderately speedy d-man/PP-quarterback. But then Raffie, through his agent, said he’d be willing to sign for less to stay with the team. Since there’s a precedence for key players to sign for less to stay with the team (Marty Brodeur, Scott Stevens, Jay Pandolfo, and others), we stupidly believed it was true. It wasn’t. If you’d asked before that article was printed how we felt about Rafalski, we would certainly have said we’d wouldn’t be too upset to see him go. But since that article was printed, we’d be lying if we didn’t say we don’t feel slighted. A lot of players say they’ll sign for less, then don’t. But factor in the history of the Devils, and in light of the money and fame sacrificed by some of the organization’s biggest and most important players, and you’ve got a recipe for some bitter, bitter fans.
Raffie’s a great pick-up for Detriot, and an improvement on Schneider. We think the Wings fans will love him, and we think he’ll be a good player to bridge the gap between the classic Lidstrom and the youngish rest of the d-corps. But as far as we are concerned, we say thanks for the Cups, the memories, and thanks for helping youngsters Martin and Greene hone their games. We wish Raffie good luck in Detroit but will most likely never forgive him the slight of saying he’ll sign and then leaving for more money than he’s worth.
Scott Gomez
When we first heard the rumor this morning that Gomer was going to the Rangers, Boomer said, “Doesn’t he realize he has to stand there in that asinine sweater and salute the stupid fans? God, the money’s got to be good if you’re going to do that.” Now, we never honestly expected for the Devils to re-sign him, but we hoped he’d have learned something from Bobby Holik and at least gone somewhere other than New York. This is so staggeringly repulsive, such a blatant “fuck you” to the Devils organization, that Gomer is now more officially “Dead To Us” than any NHLer has ever been.
We realize that we’re approaching this as fans, and we can’t expect the players to feel the same way about rivalries as we do, but this rivalry is so intense our GM and star player both admitted beating the Rangers in the playoffs in 2006 was worth not winning the Cup. And now Gomer’s going to be wearing the Rangers logo. It’s so intensely dispiriting to know that players Gomez has historically had a ton of respect for (Bobby Holik, Marty, Johnny Mac, Stevens, Pando, etc.) don’t have enough influence over him to convince him winning with honor is more important than pocketing some extra change and getting some face time in the corner pictures of the Post’s sports page. And winning with the Rangers after winning 2 Cups with the Devils is not winning with honor. And we can only hope he enjoys playing in a market where the fans and media will actually get on him for his inconsistency, spotty work ethic and defensive weakness, as opposed to playing in Jersey where we all just shrugged and said, “Yeah, that’s Gomer for you.”
Summary
While we’re truly sorry to see two lifetime Devils gave up the chance to retire having only worn one sweater, we’re also thankful that Lou didn’t give into the pressure to sign two players for more than they’re probably worth. We may change our tune depending on what happens with Zach Parise, Paul Martin and, well, the rest of the off-season, but for right now, we’re wallowing in bitter self-pity which is also tinged with a hint of “Well, at least our GM isn’t overspending on second-tier players.”

Doesn’t he realize he has to stand there in that asinine sweater and salute the stupid fans
I always kind of thought it was cute, but put it that way, and yeah, I definitely agree with Boomer. I cannot believe he signed with the Rangers and I’m not even a huge Devils fan so I can only assume it’s like if in a few years Kopitar decided to sign with Anaheim. That would suck big time. And I definitely think Gomez was (is being) overpaid. Holy Crap, I don’t think he’s worth that much and I’m glad the Kings didn’t sign him for that much. And now with Drury on the squad (don’t even get me started) will he even be the number one center, espeically if he cracks under pressure like he did last season? I really hope that some team (and it doesn’t even need to be the Kings) will throw money at Lundqvist and tear him away from the Rangers so then they’ll be stuck with Jagr, Gomez, and Drury and only Weekes to back them up. Cause if that happened, then the only thing left for me to say to that club is
“Ha-Ha” (like Nelson from the Simpsons). So apparently this comment turned into kms2′s rant. Sorry for taking up so much space but I just had to let it out.
I’ve semi-recently stumbled upon this wonderful blog and have (slowly, I’m up to April 30th) been reading the archives to get the whole package of satire and humour known as IPB.
As far as I could remember I’ve been a Devils fan, but I can’t say this has come about through an epiphany of any sort. Having an older brother tends to map out which sports and what sports teams you will follow. The only sport that really stuck was hockey and the Devils.
Now with that introduction kind of gone, all I can say is wtf after yesterday’s outcomes. Gomez was long gone in my mind and it was clear in his head that he was too. Anyone that states something along the lines of “I just want to give the fans a great season and try to get a 4th cup, blah blah blah” clearly translates into “peace out mother-effers”. I cannot imagine how Pando can still be his friend after this move. Have you guys seen this article? Warning: may cause bouts of fury. As for Rafalski, well, maybe he should think twice before speaking to the press about wanting to remain a Devil and that he wants his agent to do everything possible to make sure this happens. I think his agent might have to be fired seeing or he needs some English lessons because Red Wings is not synonymous with Devils. Am I sad to see him go? Not really, this is just fueled with anger and the fact that it’s 4:34AM and I’m up doing philosophy homework in the summer. Good for him that he’s closer to home and what not. I’m interested to see what’s going to come for the rest of the off-season. I am not interested in seeing next season start with Briere and Drury now in our conference joining Crosby, Malkin and others.
Keep up the good work! I’m looking forward to your future posts when I’m avoiding my philosophy work.
And now with Drury on the squad (don’t even get me started) will he even be the number one center, espeically if he cracks under pressure like he did last season?
Yes, because Drury really isn’t a good playmaker, so it makes more sense to play Gomez with a great goal scorer like Jagr. A fairly large number of Drury’s points come off the powerplay (and that’s even with the Sabres shitty powerplay). I think Gomez is the more logical Nylander replacement.
LOUD ANGRY WORDS. I’m still not recovered.
Kopitar’s coming to the Ducks? Sweet.
*sniff* Stupid Gomer. Stupid Raffie.
Genna, welcome to IPB! We’re always glad to see more Devils fans aboard! As for Raffie not knowing how to speak English, thanks for the laugh this morning. I need it after reading that article you linked to. I was sort of maybe doing ok today. I just sent a “buck up, it’ll all be okay” email to a buddy reeling from the Drury thing, but while I was reading that Gomez thing I felt alternately like I was going to cry or throw up. Seriously. I’m at work right now and the thought of helping people here at the library is so anathema to me. “You want help with your computer? Huh, do you? Well I want Scott Gomez to languish in the basement of the Atlantic FOR ALL ENTERNITY!!!” Seriously, hearing him refer to the Rangers as “we” is just too much. I think I’m not as okay with this as I thought…
Umm, so last night I had two thoughts, neither of which were productive:
1. No matter on whether Scotty N. retires or not, I’m thinking that it’s going to be tough for the Ducks’ new acquisition to avoid the nickname “Schneidermayer”.
2. If Scotty does retire, though, the team may want to consider replacing Rob Niedermayer with Rob Schneider.
OK, off to (what we Americans call) work!
Schneidermayer
I love it! Schneidermayer! Hee hee! I think I’m delerious with Gomerhate.
Schneidermayer just made me day. Thanks Earl.
Argh. Rangers. Argh.
Wait a minute, someone posted last night on the other thread that Petr Sykora signed with Pittsburgh?!? This truly is the worst UFA Day EVER! Well, it outta make our Pittsburgh game diaries next season more interesting, now that IPB’s Offical Archnemesis is on our 2nd favorite team. Let the reign of Sykora Terror begin!
Yeah, Sykora to Pittsburgh for 2 years or something. TSN doesn’t love me so I can’t tell you for how much.
now that IPB’s Offical Archnemesis is on our 2nd favorite team
AND AN EX OILER IS ON ONE OF MY MOST HATED TEAMS.
Fucking hell there is no Oilers – just a bunch of fucking retards waiting for a golfing tourney.
2 years, no details just yet Mags. I KNOW I’M NOT SLEEPING YET BUT SCRUBS IS ON.
GO TO BED JORDI.
Okay, despite Pookie’s warnings, I’m going to read this Gomez article. And I’m going to liveblog it:
Next up for NHL hockey star Scott Gomez of Anchorage is the grandest, most pressure-packed stage in American sports: New York City.
Great first paragraph, provincial Alaskan newspaper. Way to make yourself look like the Country Bumpkin, gazing up, slack-jawed, at the lights of Times Square. *Huge, eyeball-spraining eyeroll* Oh, and NYC? Just shut the fuck up.
“It’s the greatest stage there is,” Gomez said by telephone. “This is Broadway. The pressure, playing in Madison Square Garden every night, it doesn’t get any better. This is where you want to be.
Proving his career advisor is Stan Fischler. Seriously? Gomer? Are you retarded? Which part of the horribly mismanaged, 7-year playoff drought (while shoveling out the highest payroll in the NHL) for the Rangers that coincided with the start of your career did you fail to notice?
“This is where I want to be. I want the pressure.”
And I hope it’s unbearable.
Gomez is the rare NHL player who can often be spotted smiling in mid-game, even when he’s on the ice.
Unlike such funless automatons as Martin Brodeur, Brian Gionta and Zach Parise.
Nor has he let millionaire success change his working-class roots. Gomez’s father, Carlos, is a retired ironworker and Scott now owns the modest Airport Heights home he grew up in, spending his summers in the three-bedroom ranch-style house.
And he lives in a trailer park off Route 3 during the hockey season.
He was spotted at various places around town
Spotted wearing a floor-length snow leopard coat, with diamond rings on all ten fingers and wraparound, gold-plated sunglasses. He was overheard shoving cripped, orphan children aside while slapping hockey cards and pictures out of their hands and snarling, “Can’t sign without a pen. Can’t sign without a fucking pen!”
Yeah, because you know, the greatest goalie alive breathing down your neck ever night has nothing to do with pressure.
Gomer you have NO HEART.
What a twit.
Succumbing to pressure has never been one of his weaknesses.
Except for all the times he succumbed to pressure.
Hall of Fame defenseman Scott Stevens once marveled that, only minutes before Gomez played his first professional game for the Devils, he found Gomez, then 19, in full gear, lying on a couch, reading a newspaper.
Stevens promptly snarled, “What are you doing? It’s time for skatearound!” Gomez answered, “Dude, what? You expect me to skate? No, I get paid for doing nothing. Read the fine print on my contract.”
(This also throws into sharp relief the kind of defensive support Gomer’s been propped up by during his career to date, and the kind of D he can expect in New York.)
“The Rangers stepped up,” he said. “It was awesome.”
He then added, “Because I’m a callow hack.”
The Devils lose him outright – they do not receive any compensation.
Which means they’ll just have to exact it on the ice, the way they relished doing to Bobby Holik. Heh. Can’t wait to see John Madden ripping a strip out of Gomer during the first Rangers-Devils game this season.
Several teams coveted Gomez because he is considered one of the game’s premier playmakers, blessed with an ability to foresee, a split-second before others, how a play will unfold.
And because those teams see nothing wrong with paying $10M for a top-line center who is soft on his own side of the puck, can’t win faceoffs, has a sub-NHL-caliber shot, and doesn’t kill penalties. Those teams are smart.
Can’t wait to see John Madden ripping a strip out of Gomer during the first Rangers-Devils game this season.
*maniacal laughter* Eat that Gomer, eat that.
Randy reports last night was not fun in his neighborhood.
“The Rangers stepped up,” he said. “It was awesome.”
He then added, “Because I’m a callow hack.”
And a slag-faced whore.
Sunday got even better for Gomez when he learned the Rangers were also pursuing free-agent center Chris Drury, the erstwhile Buffalo Sabre center. Gomez said he communicated with Drury by telephone and text messages several times Sunday, and was thrilled when he found out Drury agreed to a five-year, $32.25 million deal with the Rangers.
“That was icing on the cake,” Gomez said. “That definitely makes our chances of winning the Stanley Cup go up.”
He added, “Dude, I totally had to get Drury on board because as soon as I signed the deal with the Rangers I realized I was going to be expected, to, like, play well. I figured if Drury was there too, we could, like, combine into one player who’s actually worth the money they’re paying one of us. ‘Cuz, like, dude, he’s totally not that good offensively, but he’s decent defensively. Not, like, great, but at least better than me. So now the Rangers fans can blame him when I’m shitty in my own zone.”
Gomez said he and Drury spent part of Sunday “battling” over who gets rights to No. 23, the number both men wear on their hockey sweater.
“He said, ‘You signed first, so it’s yours,’ ” Gomez said. “I said, ‘You’re older, you should get it.’ We decided if worse comes to worse, we’ll flip for it.”
Gomez continued, “But I’m really thinking of going with a more signature sort of number. Like something in the high 80s. Or even the 90s. That’d be rad.”
Gomez, who owns a home in New Jersey, said he intends to move into New York City.
“Definitely,” he said. “I want the whole atmosphere.”
“Because living in New Jersey, I’m, like, recognized by my neighbors and stuff, but they don’t really put a lot of pressure on me. I’m much more interested in being told every day by all kinds of people I meet on the street that I’m a bum.”
Before heading out to celebrate, Gomez said he had not quite grasped how much money he will earn.
“I don’t think it has hit me yet,” he said. “I’m sure my buddies are happy. Now, they’re definitely never going to pick up their wallets.”
“Because, you know, living on just $5 million last year was hard. That paycheck-to-paycheck existence can really take a lot out of you.”
Fucker.
Succumbing to pressure has never been one of his weaknesses.
–Except for all the times he succumbed to pressure.
Actually, succumbing to pressure was one of his strengths
Schnookie, that was beautiful. Now, would you like to live-blog your reaction to the Penguins getting Darryl Sydor? Who here knew he was still playing?
“Because living in New Jersey, I’m, like, recognized by my neighbors and stuff, but they don’t really put a lot of pressure on me. I’m much more interested in being told every day by all kinds of people I meet on the street that I’m a bum.”
Eh, his neighbors here won’t even recognize him, I bet. But anyone who does recognize him will think he’s a bum.
Who here knew he was still playing?
Not me, that’s for sure. Where was he playing anyway?
I’m devastated we lost out on the Sydor sweepstakes. God, Lou! What are you thinking???
Sydor was with Dallas last I checked.
By the way, I’ve figured out what trade Devils fans can anticipate, the one that will SHAKE OUR ORGANIZATION TO ITS VERY CORE:
Grant Marshall to San Jose for Vladimir Malakhov.
Yeah, you heard it here first.
Sydor was playing for the Stars! And I wanted him to sign with us, because we needed a defenseman to trade for scoring.
Hands off the top 4! I’m sure Norstrom’s a great defenseman. Trade him! (If you wait too long, I’m sure he’ll be added to my list of defensemen I love. So hurry.)
I seem to recall Lou was very YOU ARE DEAD TO US about Malakhov last year…
Eh, his neighbors here won’t even recognize him, I bet. But anyone who does recognize him will think he’s a bum.
One of the big things the guys who like playing in Jersey talk about is how anonymous they are in comparison to players in Philly or NYC. So, yeah, there are tons of people who don’t recognize the big-city players, but way more who do, and obnoxiously so, than bother the guys in Jersey. Gomez knows that first-hand, so this smacks of being as much an ego move as Briere’s. “Dude! Not enough people I run into in my day-to-day activities know who I am!”
I seem to recall Lou was very YOU ARE DEAD TO US about Malakhov last year…
Yes, exactly! Which is why none of us will be expecting his special style of cap-strain to be brought back to the Swamp!
Aha. Well, you never know with Lou.
One of the big things the guys who like playing in Jersey talk about is how anonymous they are in comparison to players in Philly or NYC. So, yeah, there are tons of people who don’t recognize the big-city players, but way more who do, and obnoxiously so, than bother the guys in Jersey.
Interesting…I guess that just goes to show how many Rangers fans I know (none). I…er…don’t move in the sportiest of circles. Although I think all those cities are probably rather more anonymous than Buffalo so I’m probably just using the wrong basis for comparison.
Meg, I’m not sure if the contrast between recognition levels in Jersey and NYC says much about the intensity and universality of Rangers players, or if it’s just a reflection of how totally WAY OFF the radar the Devils players are in North Jersey. I mean, when he was our “future of the franchise” up-and-coming youngster, Brendan Morrison followed a friend of ours through a grocery store because she was wearing a Devils sweater but didn’t talk to him. Finally he cornered her and demanded, “Don’t you know who I am?” So even the fans in North Jersey don’t care. When you’re as shallow and self-absorbed as Gomer, I guess that really eats at you.
Hall of Fame defenseman Scott Stevens once marveled that, only minutes before Gomez played his first professional game for the Devils, he found Gomez, then 19, in full gear, lying on a couch, reading a newspaper.
I thought it was a People magazine. And I’m not being sarcastic, I’ll dig up the exact quote if I have time.
Anyway, Schnookie, I think you could be the only writing the comments and it would still be hysterical and read as if you were talking to all of us.
And Earl, don’t even think about going near my Kopi!!
I thought it was a People magazine. And I’m not being sarcastic, I’ll dig up the exact quote if I have time.
Oh my god! kms2, you’re right. It WAS a People magazine. Gah.
I thought it was a People magazine.
You’re right, it was! I think it was also notable that he was once reading a book — the biography of the The Rock.
When you’re as shallow and self-absorbed as Gomer, I guess that really eats at you.
Which I guess is why Gomez didn’t want to compete with Kobe. Or maybe it’s because DL didn’t want to overpay for Gomez.
Seriously, I hope in the midst of the season, Gomez will be found curled up in the fetal position in some dark alley where the bums will start throwing their hard-earned change at him because they’ll feel so sorry for him.
the biography of the The Rock.
His idol? Is he trying to figure out how he can become the next Mango on SNL?
Great live blog Schnookie!!!
Which I guess is why Gomez didn’t want to compete with Kobe.
Oh, BURN!!!
I can only assume that right now, Sid is standing on a chair in the Pittsburgh dressing room, “eek-ing” like a girl, pointing at PJ and crying “Make it go away!”
I can only assume that right now, Sid is standing on a chair in the Pittsburgh dressing room, “eek-ing” like a girl, pointing at PJ and crying “Make it go away!”
My roommate’s rendition of that made my day a little bit better. :)
Great live blog Schnookie!!!
I found that live blog to be very therapuetic, myself. I’m feeling much better now. Because I know the Rangers will fail. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But soon, and fro the rest of their lives, they will fail.
Oh, and thanks, kms2 and icing, for the kind words. That liveblog was therapeutic for me, and I have to say, Pookie was in a really bad place when I logged on, so I thought that would help her regain some perspective. And keep me from vomiting in my own mouth. Because you know what? Scott Gomez isn’t worth vomiting in my own mouth over.
(Hey, I wonder how long Jagr will stay “rejuvenated” next year now that the Rangers fans and media will have two other overpriced “go-to” guys to be focusing their rage on?)
The scenario has been extended.
Sidney squeels “Joooordaaaaaan STEP ON IIIIIT”, but Jordan is equally petrified. Army chases PJ around with a broom.
Sidney squeels “Joooordaaaaaan STEP ON IIIIIT”, but Jordan is equally petrified. Army chases PJ around with a broom.
HA!!!
All while Petr is shrieking hysterically, “No! No! He’s my soulmate!!!!!”
At the use of the word “soulmate” a terrible silence falls on the dressing room, and one by one the Penguins turn to face their newest teammate, hateful scorn radiating palpably off them. Mentally Sykkie has to cross yet another franchise off his list and just wait for the inevitable trade.
I killed it didn’t I. This is what unfunny does people. Don’t ever let your depressed brain try to be funny.
I killed it didn’t I. This is what unfunny does people. Don’t ever let your depressed brain try to be funny.
I thought it was very funny, Mags! Don’t cut yourself down like that!
I’m waging war with about 7 of my friends. I’m just doing it so they won’t.
On the bright side, I did just cannibalize the Pens’ logo for my new mask. Yay for my own personal Ram mascot.
I killed it didn’t I. This is what unfunny does people. Don’t ever let your depressed brain try to be funny.
I also thought it was funny, and was, in fact, responding to it! Don’t be so quick to assume the thread has died!!! :P
:) *hugsalot* (what? I’m an emotional teenager. I do hugs very well)
Mags, thank god for your hugs. Because that’s one thing Devils fans need a lot of right now.
Sigh.
Gomez said he and Drury spent part of Sunday “battling” over who gets rights to No. 23, the number both men wear on their hockey sweater.
“He said, ‘You signed first, so it’s yours,’ ” Gomez said. “I said, ‘You’re older, you should get it.’ We decided if worse comes to worse, we’ll flip for it.”
Oh, geez, just shoot me.
I still can’t believe Chris is going to play with Jagr. We laughed about how ridiculous that would be doing the Rangers series. There’s something wrong in our room but Jagr, he’s okay? Whatever.
Ok, I officially love Greg. The only Rangers fan I’ll ever love. Here’s his loverly email,
Hey Magmag,
I understand you’re very upset right now, but dad said you might like to know this. We (well ok, not Ally) all think the Rangers did something stupid, paying Gomez and Drury that much and for that long! But it seems one S Gomez fielded some rather angry phone calls from one M Brodeur last night. Let your imagination go on this one, but dad said he could almost make out the words when he was cleaning up the porch. I get the idea that Gomez isn’t going to come out of their first match up alive…
Feel better ok?
Greg
Hehehehehe.
OK, Mags, that’s awesome!
OK, Mags, if that story is true, that’s awesome!
I KNOW! Please be true, please be true. Please Greg don’t be pulling my leg at a time like this.
But it seems one S Gomez fielded some rather angry phone calls from one M Brodeur last night. Let your imagination go on this one, but dad said he could almost make out the words when he was cleaning up the porch.
Oh, SWEET! I had this terrible feeling the guys would be like, “Oh, he just did what he had to do…” about Gomer. I’m glad to know at least Marty’s pissy about it. And if Marty’s pissy, I believe it’s in everyone’s contracts that they have to be, too. Hee hee! I hope this motivates everyone the way Holik’s defection in 2002-2003 motivated them!
And I’ve figured out why this UFA day was so much worse than any other: every big player who signed did so with a team his original team hates. (Well, not so much Raffie, but whatever. We’ve all forgotten him.) I mean, none of them went cross-conference, and they all signed with teams about which their former fanbases wailed “Oh GOD! Couldn’t it have been ANYONE but them???” And meanwhile, all the fans of the teams who signed the big players are sitting there going, “We’re paying him HOW MUCH??? For HOW LONG?????” In the end, no one was happy. Just bad.
Please Greg don’t be pulling my leg at a time like this.
Now why would Greg, a seemingly amicable Rangers fan, pull your leg? As of this morning, that’s Lou’s job.
a seemingly amicable Rangers fan
That’ll be all. I have faith in Greg though.
good lord, what can I even say?
I know this has all been covered already but holy crap, Drury signs for SEVEN MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS?!?!
HUH!?!??
And Briere? $6.5 Million for EIGHT FUCKING YEARS?!?!?!
HUH?!?!?!
That makes my head hurt. I can’t say I don’t blame either of them, and I’m happy they’re set for life, but jesus people! This is the reason the NHL went through a lock-out in the first place. Because moron GM’s have absolutely no idea how to manage their payroll.
Good luck to the Flyers and Rangers, way to handcuff yourselves to your new second line $7.1mm center and your new 8 year often injured $6.5mm center. Idiots.
As a Ranger fan, it’s always interesting to read the reactions by fans of the Debbies. As usual, we have the random, blind condemnation of an organization. What is interesting is that Ranger fans have never condemned the Gerbil organization except for its incessant attempt to destroy hockey with the ho-hum, put-us-to-sleep neutral zone trap. We at least have the hockey knowledge to admire the work of Lou (AKA Shrek) in building a successful franchise despite a lack of fan support. We can also appreciate the success of the organization in capturing three Stanley Cups since our first in 54 years.
There are three things that cause Ranger fans to disrespect Gerbil fans. First is the disregard of the organization and the fans to all of your team’s players. As your website proclaims, the Debbies are simply a collection of interchangeable parts with a lack of support for ALL the players except a few stars. That is where Ranger fans digress … we love the TEAM and ALL of the individual players (with very few exceptions, such as Sandish Ozolinsh).
The second reason that hurts the Gerbils is the lack of support the players receive with promotion in the community. Rangers management, while far from perfect, goes to great lengths to get ALL the players in front of the fans. Season ticket holders get many opportunities to mingle with the team. What Ranger fans see with the Debbies is a rivalry … nothing more and nothing less. We marvel at how Debbies hate us and are jealous of us, especially with your success since 1994. We disrespect players like Brodeur and Elias because they are held above the rest of the team (and, as a sidebar, enjoy Zach Parise while you have him … everyone knows his future lies elsewhere).
The third reason has much to with the second reason. The Gerbil fans ride the bandwagon as badly as teams like Buffalo and other hockey wastelands. Your team could not even sell out playoff games … how embarassing. That is why Debbettes can’t comprehend Ranger fan devotion to a team that has, at best, suffered more losing than winning since 1940. The Rangers have a rich tradition of star players and great moments that go beyond three star players and three Stanley Cups. Combine that with the magic of Madison Square Garden and you have a team that inspires a lifetime of devotion that transcends the win-loss column.
While it’s easy to understand the pain of your loss for Scott Gomez, many Ranger fans will have to do a radical reversal in accepting Gomez and Drury. But that is where our appreciation for the game will help … while we may have disliked these players, we also understand their ability and the incredible value they bring to our team. While I won’t be in line to buy a Gomez or Drury jersey, I will welcome them to the fold.
In a comparable situation, I will not boo Nylander should he sign elsewhere (we boo’ed Tom Poti last year when he signed with the Fish Sticks, but we did it for fun because we knew we unloaded a liabilty). I hope Shrek can do some things to salvage your season next year because, the one thing we can agree upon, the Gerbils should NEVER finish lower than the Piles and the Fish Stick fans.
Good luck.
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And Scott Hannan signs with the freakin’ Avalanche? What is this world coming to?
Oh yeah, happy Monday everybody!
I can’t find a record of it, but people are saying Crunchy’s reaction to the departures was very “c’est la vie.” It’s not like I expect Crunchy of all people to publicly freak out, but than you for having a calm, reasonable response.
I can’t find a record of it, but people are saying Crunchy’s reaction to the departures was very “c’est la vie.” It’s not like I expect Crunchy of all people to publicly freak out, but than you for having a calm, reasonable response.
:) That Crunchy. Mr Zen.
As usual, we have the random, blind condemnation of an organization.
If you’re talking about the Rangers, I don’t think the condemnation was random or blind. They have a long history of overpaying big free agents and trying to cobble together a winning team which sets the market for the entire league at ridiculous numbers. Some of us don’t like that. Seems pretty straight-forward.
Andrew, I would feel much better at the moment if Briere actually was frequently injured , but that’s actually a big old myth.
While it’s easy to understand the pain of your loss for Scott Gomez, many Ranger fans will have to do a radical reversal in accepting Gomez and Drury. But that is where our appreciation for the game will help … while we may have disliked these players, we also understand their ability and the incredible value they bring to our team. While I won’t be in line to buy a Gomez or Drury jersey, I will welcome them to the fold.
Er…good for you.
Bluboo, that’s nice dear.
The Gerbil fans ride the bandwagon as badly as teams like Buffalo and other hockey wastelands.
And Buffalo is a hockey wasteland? If it was possible for my eyes to roll right out of my skull they would do that right now.
C’mon Meg, throw me a bone here. I need something!
While it’s easy to understand the pain of your loss for Scott Gomez, many Ranger fans will have to do a radical reversal in accepting Gomez and Drury. But that is where our appreciation for the game will help … while we may have disliked these players, we also understand their ability and the incredible value they bring to our team. While I won’t be in line to buy a Gomez or Drury jersey, I will welcome them to the fold.
I love the early assertion that Jersey fans are more about the hockey and the front of the jersey than the individual players (god forbid!) with the follow-up implication that they don’t appreciate the game as much as Rangers fan.
Good morning andrew! How was your weekend? :P
Hi, Bluboo. Thanks for clearing things up for us about how misled we are. I’ll get on that right away.
Bluboo’s right, guys. Because the Devils are all a bunch of interchangeable parts, we are actually incapable of recognizing or understanding the idividual contributions of those players. That’s part of why we hate guys like Jay Pandolfo so much.
Thanks for leaving a comment, Bluboo! We’re always glad to hear from new people here at IPB!
from what Crunchy said, i’m suddenly feeling a lot more THIS:
http://www.sabresreport.com/blogs/?p=568
That’s part of why we hate guys like Jay Pandolfo so much.
No, no, Schnookie you have it all wrong. The assertion was that we only support a few star players. We support Jay Pandolfo, Sergei Brylin, John Madden, Jamie Langenbrunner, Jim Dow, Mike Rupp, Paul Martin, Andy Greene, etc. If a=b and b=c, those guys are all superstars! Man, I had no idea our team was so stacked! All worries are behind me now!
My weekend was fantastic Schnookie. thank you! and yours?
and I know this isn’t my blog or anything, but can we just ignore this bluboo clown? The absolute number 1 reason I hang out here is because it’s never a fanboy flame war, it’s just cool hockey fans.
If some ‘fan’ wants to troll every Devils blog on the interweb and stir up shit, that’s great. He/she will have lots of places to argue.
Bluboo, I appreciate your candor in talking down and speaking slowly for us non-Ranger fans, but per IPB tradition, you just might owe everyone here some Bailey’s.
and I know this isn’t my blog or anything, but can we just ignore this bluboo clown?
Seconded. Don’t feed the trolls.
Hi Bluboo :) Thanks for the comment.
Just because I can’t resist: (we boo’ed Tom Poti last year when he signed with the Fish Sticks, but we did it for fun because we knew we unloaded a liabilty).
You love your team, huh? :P
Vinny, I’m fascinated by that article and it lines up with a lot of rumblings that were going on during the last half of the season and the playoffs. I think the idea of the lockerroom turning into Chris and Danny vs. everyone else is interesting and if nothing else, make explain the self-destruction in the playoffs.
you just might owe everyone here some Bailey’s.
At the moment, you might owe us all more than Earl. Don’t y’all come to the same OMGWTFBBQ, we’ll all die of alcohol poisening.
andrew, I whole-heartedly support the ignoring that guy! He’s been here once before and left the most hilariously idiotic comment, so it’s kind of an honor and a thrill to see him back here again! But yes, moving on…
from what Crunchy said, i’m suddenly feeling a lot more THIS:
http://www.sabresreport.com/blogs/?p=568
I read that this morning, Vinny, and found it highly comforting. Particularly combined with Heather’s blog from last night.
and I know this isn’t my blog or anything, but can we just ignore this bluboo clown?
Of course we can, Andrew! But since he wrote our first ever hate post, he does hold a very comical place in our hearts.
I think the idea of the lockerroom turning into Chris and Danny vs. everyone else is interesting and if nothing else, make explain the self-destruction in the playoffs.
Captains are the love. Real captains! I’m pretty sure you’ll never see anyone going up against Mats in the Leafs room :D
I wonder what the Rangers’ locker room will be like :X Or the Flyers’. I mean you have Briere wanting to be Big Fish, but when all’s said and done, that team’s Gagne’s, not Briere’s.
and you have three? four? captainy types in the Rags’ locker room. What’s THAT going to be like?
Hey, sharper folks than me…where can I find Miller’s comments?
and you have three? four? captainy types in the Rags’ locker room. What’s THAT going to be like?
Too many leaders.
There was a quote about that. I will not rest until I have found it.
Oh man, Vinny…you hit the nail on the head. With Drury, Jagr, and Avery in the Rangers’ dressing room? Can’t wait to see how that works out.
Schnook, Pook….I hear ya. If you guys are cool with Bluboo being the Official IPB Hate-Mailer, then so am I!
and you have three? four? captainy types in the Rags’ locker room. What’s THAT going to be like?
And I’ll say it again (for the last time), Drury historically hates guys with attitudes like Jagr and (allegedly) had Satan shipped out of town for that same “I’ll play hard when it suits me” play. Granted Jagr at half speed is far better than Satan at his best, but I know that lockerrom is going to be an interesting place come October. And that’s not even taking into account how unhappy Jagr has to be about the Rangers letting Nylander go elsewhere.
And Danny. Danny is just in for a rude awakening all the way around, I fear.
Meg, I haven’t found anything from Crunchy yet. Just comments from people ABOUT his comments. I’m still looking too so I’ll holla if I find anything.
you just might owe everyone here some Bailey’s.
Sweet! Let’s get this holiday Monday off with a bang.
It’s 11:55 a.m., I promise I didn’t just wake up.
Heather, you’re also forgetting that Scott Gomez is in that mix too. And if ever there was a guy whose work ethic will drive Drury crazy, it’s Gomer.
Speaking of Nylander, there’s a report that the Oilers might have nabbed him:
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=212502&hubname=nhl
Sherry, 11:55 is early for me on holidays!
I like Nylander, I hope the Oilers actually did get him. They need some help out there.
Seriously Sherry, the fact that you woke up in the a.m. on a holiday is sufficiently impressive; no need to qualify it with an actual time-of-day.
Speaking of Nylander, there’s a report that the Oilers might have nabbed him
Rats. I was kind of hoping the Devils would snatch him up… :P
I think my favorite subplot of next season is going to be sitting back and watching the Flyers and Rangers and just saying, “Wait for it… wait for it…” I mean, there is no way those signings work out for either team. I just can’t decide which one is the most “Frankenteam” of the two!
Schnookie, I almost mentioned Gomez but I wasn’t really sure what his work ethic was like and I didn’t want to needlessly harm his reputation. Next time I’ll go right ahead and do so!
“And Danny. Danny is just in for a rude awakening all the way around, I fear.”
Amen sister.
Seriously Sherry, the fact that you woke up in the a.m. on a holiday is sufficiently impressive
Earl’s right. You left yourself four minutes of breathing room to still be able to say you were up “early”!
I really did like Nylander, plus he and Jagr really seemed to have clicked, and at this point, any news against the Rangers is good for mee :D
But Schnookie :X who he play with there? and it’ll probably be the Rangers…when t he day’s over, Gagne’s still been there a long time, less ego, and their core is a group of talented youngsters that have played together as a team already. Brieres just one big…puzzle piece…that might..not..stick :X
Meg, I haven’t found anything from Crunchy yet. Just comments from people ABOUT his comments.
Maybe they’re talking about his pre-freee agency comments from the golf course?
MIGHT NOT? Will not.
still quote hunting. Come on, I have history notes on this stuff.
Forward Bates Battaglia has signed a two-year deal with Toronto worth $650,000 per season.
Exciting, eh?
Seriously Sherry, the fact that you woke up in the a.m. on a holiday is sufficiently impressive; no need to qualify it with an actual time-of-day.
I don’t know what is with me, but if I’m not up before 11 a.m. I automatically feel guilty and like the laziest person alive.
Rats. I was kind of hoping the Devils would snatch him up… :P
I was kind of hoping that the Senators would too. Heck, I was hoping they’d do something but I have to keep on reminding myself that they don’t have any money to do anything. Which kind of sucks, since they still need to resign Emery. Sigh.
I think my favorite subplot of next season is going to be sitting back and watching the Flyers and Rangers and just saying, “Wait for it… wait for it…” I mean, there is no way those signings work out for either team.
If you want to look at it historically, before the lockout, the Rangers were the number 1 spending team and missed the playoffs 7 seasons in a row.
I didn’t want to needlessly harm his reputation.
At this point, I’d say “have at it. With a wrecking ball”.
In all seriousness, Gomer’s not a headcase like Jagr (or, to keep things fair here, Elias), but he’s also a guy who will dog it for long stretches at a time. He has this dazzling natural ability and is a pure playmaker (in my opinion he’s one of the top five straight-up assist men in the league), so he can still be numerically producing without having to actually exert himself. As a result, he is defensively suspect, has had only one season with a decent goal output, and gets eaten alive on faceoffs. And he seems to get a lot of points that don’t come off as big points, if that makes any sense.
and at this point, any news against the Rangers is good for mee :D
Oh, then you’ll be glad to hear that the Rangers lost out on the Ortmeyer UFA sweepstakes (Nashville signs players? Who knew?).
Seriously, I thought Nashville was just bailing water. Apparently they want to ice a team!
And Jumbo Joe is locked up with the Sharks for another 3 years. I like it!
Oh, then you’ll be glad to hear that the Rangers lost out on the Ortmeyer UFA sweepstakes
Jed Ortmeyer was the one Ranger player I liked, so I’m glad to hear this! Let the unmitigated loathing commence!
Let the unmitigated loathing commence!
Hear hear!
Maybe they’re talking about his pre-freee agency comments from the golf course?
I’m beginning to think maybe they are. “Hey, Buffalo, relax. We’ll deal with this in October, you know? Go fishing or something.”
Which, lets be honest, is not bad advice.
I could think of more fun stuff to do than fishing though.
You know who I miss today? A.Oil. Maybe the Oilers have really made her fall out of love with hockey.
Yeah, whatever did happen to a.oil?
I would personally take Crunchy’s advice, but that’s easy for him — he’s on vacation. The rest of us are on a forced hiatus from that which we love (namely: letting watching hockey consume our entire lives). We’re not in the same boat as you, Crunchy! (See what I did there? Get it? “Boat”? As in “fishing”? Yeah, uh, no.)
Which, lets be honest, is not bad advice.
No, it really isn’t.
“Life can’t just be shredding your clothes over the loss of two free agents while planning the death of your GM.”
I was too hung on the Kariya signing last night to care about the Ortmeyer rumour But this morning, yeah, that sounds pretty good esp with those financial details :D Thanks Earl
asdf;lkj EEE WHY DO WE NEED BATES?!
good lord now we have five 4th liners and 8 defencemen….
Oil is getting emergency eyebrow work done today. just kidding, I don’t know where she is, but I would like to hear her take on some of these Oilers trades.
I sent her an email and a couple of IMs, but no message back yet. Either PP is sick, she is knackered from driving across the state yesterday, she did hit up that hottie she spotted on the road or she is hunting down Kevin Lowe.
“Life can’t just be shredding your clothes over the loss of two free agents while planning the death of your GM.”
Hehehehe. One day, mangling that quote is going to get old. But we are so not there yet :D
“Life can’t just be shredding your clothes over the loss of two free agents while planning the death of your GM.”
Yeah, Crunchy was considering doing that, but then he realized he loves his glorious hipster wardrobe more than some men love God, and Briere and Drury (those slag-faced whores) just weren’t worth that much to him.
Oh, and which one of you pranksters found IPB today by searching “sucking pookies”? That sounds like it could be IPB’s Official Brand Of Fetish-Specific Porn.
Oil is getting emergency eyebrow work done today.
Oh dear — has that eyebrow put her on the LTIR? And does that mean we have cap space to call someone up in her absence?
(Mags, thanks for the update. I’m hoping the answer has something to do with the hottie, and nothing to do with PP being sick still…)
Hehehehe. One day, mangling that quote is going to get old. But we are so not there yet :D
And I hope we never get there!
You’re welcome. I’m her Mags-of-affairs for a reason it seems :)
Heather, the IPB way is to beat a dead horse until it reanimates itself just so you can stop beating it. I will never get tired of repurposing that quote! (As evidenced by my relentless use of “The best possible [blank] Crunchy can be”.)
“He said, ‘You signed first, so it’s yours,’ ” Gomez said. “I said, ‘You’re older, you should get it.’ We decided if worse comes to worse, we’ll flip for it.”
87 million tied up in these two ding-a-lings, and they can’t even agree who’s going to wear the number? I hope whoever does get it takes the other to the cleaners on what they want for it (SI had a great article on what players pay each other to get “their” number).
Sabres press conference at 2pm. I hope its for an announcement, and not just a spin of yesterday.
87 million tied up in these two ding-a-lings, and they can’t even agree who’s going to wear the number?
Amy gets the “Comment That Made Schnookie Laugh Out Loud The Hardest” Award first today!
Pookie was telling me about some NFL guy (and this was probably in the SI article) who made the teammate who was paying him for his number give the money to charity. Anyone want to bet Drury and Gomez don’t do that?
I hope so too, Amy, although if it was to announce a signing of any kind wouldn’t word have gotten out by now?
Pookie was telling me about some NFL guy (and this was probably in the SI article) who made the teammate who was paying him for his number give the money to charity. Anyone want to bet Drury and Gomez don’t do that?
NFLers do that sort of thing? Wow. Colour me impressed.
“87 million tied up in these two ding-a-lings, and they can’t even agree who’s going to wear the number?”
Seriously huh?
I can’t hate Drury….but just for today, for IPB, I’ll do it. And F Gomez.
And I know Derek Roy is the Sabres Official IPB Whipping Boy but did you know that when Zubaz came over to Buffalo, before he even got there, Roy offered up his #9 no questions asked. I thought that was awfully big of him.
awww that’s big of Roy :D maybe it was included in the trade negotiations XD.
Maybe Buffalo’s calling out a trade? and ahh talk about the two now-dead pile of bones at the bottom of a faraway cliff?
NFLers do that sort of thing? Wow. Colour me impressed.
I think it was notable just because this one NFLer did it. Normally they’re much more into just paying each other off in fur coats and shit. :P (And the charity in question was something really cool, like buying groceries for a month for a low-income, single-family household. Just very, very awesome. And not something Gomez would ever do because he is decidedly NOT very, very awesome.)
-ookies, the NFL guy was in the SI article. He made his teammate put down a down payment on a house for a single-parent family coming out of an abusive relationship. The player in question said a Rolex or vacation would be nice, but he can buy those for himself.
I do think its great that Roy was willing to give up the number, and it says more about Zubrus that he didn’t take it.
And thank you for the CTMSLOLTH award. I shall cherish it until it is revoked.
andrew, Roy is only IPB’s Official Whipping-Boy because he stank up the joint so badly in the playoffs. Other than the diving thing, I certainly had no problem with him in the regular season… And I love that he was so willing to give up his number. (Although I love even more that the Devils give guys numbers and there are no ifs, ands or buts about it. Gomer apparently asked, when he was a rookie, for 11, and the answer basically was, “Yeah, you can wear 23 here or you can wear 11 in a bar league. Your choice.”)
There was a MLBer from way back when that stipulated a portion of his salary had to go to a charity and when he found out the team wasn’t honouring that he used it as an excuse to go into Free Agency, heh.
-ookies, the NFL guy was in the SI article. He made his teammate put down a down payment on a house for a single-parent family coming out of an abusive relationship. The player in question said a Rolex or vacation would be nice, but he can buy those for himself.
Right! I knew it was something really, really cool! (Pookie is the one who remembers stuff like that. Me? My mind is a fog.)
“Although I love even more that the Devils give guys numbers and there are no ifs, ands or buts about it.”
So you’re saying the Devils are basically the NHL equivalent of the army?
There was a MLBer from way back when that stipulated a portion of his salary had to go to a charity and when he found out the team wasn’t honouring that he used it as an excuse to go into Free Agency, heh.
Oh, SWEET!
So you’re saying the Devils are basically the NHL equivalent of the army?
Yes, but much, much stricter.
And I like to think (hope) that Derek Roy isn’t a diver, he’s just a little guy with lousy balance! I know, I know….he’s a diver.
And I like to think (hope) that Derek Roy isn’t a diver, he’s just a little guy with lousy balance!
Does he suffer from Vertigo? Because I’m willing to cut him some slack if he does. I loved during one of the ECF games, the Senators were called for a penalty and Murray totally made the diving motion. I don’t think it was against Roy but it was still hilarious.
So you’re saying the Devils are basically the NHL equivalent of the army?
No facial hair policy and all.
“Yes, but much, much stricter.”
It would be even better if they drafted Gomez and he was like, “Hey, I’m a pretty decent center.” And the Devils management retorts, “Too bad kid, we need defensemen. Learn to skate backwards.”
No facial hair policy and all.
“I thought I told you to trim those sideburns!”
Derek’s a diver – though I think he was much better this past season – but I do think sometimes he just gets knocked down and gets whistled or blamed for diving. The guy’s 5’8″ and he’s trying to play like he’s 6’3″. Let’s cut him a little slack, people!
If there’s not some kind of positive announcement at the Sabres press conference, it’s going to get really ugly. I think it’s going to get pretty ugly anyway. Maybe Crunchy will be there to soothe the crowd.
Heh. Okay time for lunch, hope you guys can furiously refresh TSN without me!
Enjoy your food Sherry :)
I know what the announcements going to be.
“The Sabres re-signed Adam Mair for 3 years.”
That should ease the pain of losing both captains, right?
It would be even better if they drafted Gomez and he was like, “Hey, I’m a pretty decent center.” And the Devils management retorts, “Too bad kid, we need defensemen. Learn to skate backwards.”
I would not be surprised to hear that happen some day.
And you know, for all the way the media makes this huge deal about the “no facial hair” rule on the Devils, I’d love to see every guy who leaves through free agency to go all Mike Commodore and grow a massive, desert-island-castaway beard, like, “Oh thank God I can finally grow my beard! I was just so stifled with the Devils!”
“We’re happy to announce that Teppo Numminen will be back on the blue-line next season!”
I was just reading the Morning News Stars blog and a local radio guy’s blog and the comments are silly. Granted, it’s, like, two commenters…
But the gist is that we should get Doug Armstrong’s head on a pike because how could he not be “in on” all these free agents? What’s he doing??? Why’d he spend the whole day signing Zubov???
Am I just naive, or does the fact that you don’t sign someone mean you weren’t interested?
If he offered Briere the same money for 7 years, or slightly less money for 8 years, and got him, he’d be ROASTED. But since Briere went to someone else, he didn’t try hard enough. Sheesh.
Apparently I’m the only one that is glad we’re not married for almost a decade to someone we’ve never seen up close.
I do think sometimes he just gets knocked down and gets whistled or blamed for diving.
Well, he also has developed a well-earned reputation for diving, which makes it really hard for him to get calls even if he’s making an effort to clean up his act. As they say, he made his bed…
“We’re happy to announce that Teppo Numminen will be back on the blue-line next season!”
For serious? Small favours eh.
But the gist is that we should get Doug Armstrong’s head on a pike because how could he not be “in on” all these free agents
Well, yes, Patty. Your GM demonstrated his incompetence by not trying to out-stupid the other GMs. I mean, that’s what the competition is right now: who can be the stupidest. And if Armstrong can’t commit to trying to win something that easy, how can he be expected to commit to trying to win the Stanley Cup?
Tuesday, 5:30, HSBC – A Rally to show management how disgusted we the fans are. I wish I was making this up. Thankfully most people agree that that’s jumping the gun.
I know what the announcements going to be.
It’ll probably be an announcement for a special procedure to convert existing Briere and Drury sweaters into Mair jerseys. The Mairification should be pretty affordable (under $20), though side effects include a massive drop in offensive awareness.
Oh, Mags, I was kidding. Sorry!
And Schnookie, you’re certainly right about, Derek. He’s got the reputation – someone’s going to have to kill him on the ice before he draws a call and even then they might look the other way – and he totally earned it. I like the cocky, scrappy little guy though.
“…which makes it really hard for him to get calls even if he’s making an effort to clean up his act.”
Well, I watched Sean Avery do his best Greg Lougainis impersonation for years in Detroit and LA, then he gets to the Rags and BAM! He’s a gritty warrior carrying the heart and soul of the team. So I guess that shows that just about any diver can make a comeback. Just sign with the Rangers!
Well, yes, Patty. Your GM demonstrated his incompetence by not trying to out-stupid the other GMs. I mean, that’s what the competition is right now: who can be the stupidest.
Who is winning that competition right now?
I read a transcript of an Adam Mair interview this morning. And he’s on the same Zen level as Crunchy, which is nice.
Heather that sucks :0! eep. I’m glad most people agree. :D
I’m actually, the more i think about it, very glad that JFJ didn’t go and overpay for the big players (although Ryan Smyth is looking like he’s not THAT much overpaid, or too long of a contract). Although the Blake deal is a little long.
I wonder if Souray’s going to go to a team rival. Boston? :X
Earl, I think all of Buffalo is clamoring for a Mairification! Or, uh, something…
Woo Hoo! Mairification for all!
Hey man, the guy doesn’t score, but I’ll take him. He’s got a lot of heart.
Heather. Damn. I had hope.
I finally found my leadership quote:
“On any team, you can’t have too many leaders. You have to pick and choose who’s going to lead the team. If you have too many leaders, nobody wants to step on anybody’s toes and that makes it tough to be successful”
Not quite right, but I’m glad I found it anyway.
andrew, I think you’re right about divers getting redemption as gritty warriors carrying the heart and soul of their teams by signing with the Rangers. But it really says more about the players who were already there than it does about the transferring teams being some sort of purification thing. Because seriously, a gutless puke like Avery is all heart and soul compared to the guys who were in the room before he got there…
(And thanks for reminding me, everyone, of Avery today. My summer had been humming along quite nicely with nary a thought of him. And now I’m like, “Dude, does that mean he gets to be on a line with Drury next year? Hee hee!”)
Also, Mair and his wife do charity work for animals. How awesome is that?
a gutless puke like Avery is all heart and soul compared to the guys who were in the room before he got there
Zing. Thanks Schnookie, my mom is going to love that one :D
I wasn’t gonna go there Schnookie, but it was exactly what I was thinking.
And the Rangers lineup is fascinating at this point. If any other team tenders an offer to Lundqvist and actually gets him….I’m thinking we might be looking at a Flyers-like fall from grace next season.
If any other team tenders an offer to Lundqvist and actually gets him….I’m thinking we might be looking at a Flyers-like fall from grace next season.
Please Gods. Please.
If any other team tenders an offer to Lundqvist and actually gets him….I’m thinking we might be looking at a Flyers-like fall from grace next season.
I know! Which is why, of course, the Hockey Gods won’t let something as awesome as a Lundqvist poaching happen. Which blows. (At this point I’d be happy to see Lundqvist go to Philly. Seriously. Anwhere but NY. Hell, I’d let him go to the Avs. Or Detroit. Or friggin’ Toronto. ANYWHERE.)
What do we want?
MAIRIFICATION!
When do we want it?
NOW!
Heather, Katebits, Gambler (and Meg and Andrew in spirit): I call on you to go hold a rally at 5:30 to say, “Thanks, management, for staying away from this ridonkulous contracts! We love you and Crunchy and Mair and Roy and Poomerdooble and, oh yeah, Pookie says to play Staffy more!”
Hey Meg, are you serious about the animal charity work? Because if so, that’s awesome. I’m gonna be in the market for a new Sabres mancrush now that Drury’s gone.
Pookie says to play Staffy more!
If that doesn’t convince the Sabres management I don’t know what will ;)
I’m gonna be in the market for a new Sabres mancrush now that Drury’s gone.
andrew, you and me both. Our sexy, passionate warrior has forsaken us for the NEW YORK EFFING RANGERS.
Mair’s animal charity work is saving cows from Staffy’s explosive tendancies.
Our sexy, passionate warrior has forsaken us for the NEW YORK EFFING RANGERS.
I really hope andrew’s thought process on reading that was, “Wait, no — our sexy, passionate warrior? No, leave me out of that!”
Pookie, I think that approach to the rally will be great! (And I hope Sabres management can’t wait to be confronted by all the angry stupid people in Buffalo who support the Sabres. I mean, how nice to get the dumb ones into one place so they can be properly identified, and the rest of you smart ones can then go forward in life confident that at least Darcy knows you’re not an idiot.)
You, guys. I hate the Rangers.
You, guys. I hate the Rangers.
Ahhh… Katebits, it’s like you’re stating aloud one of the little subconscious loops that runs constantly in my head, and has since the day I got Devils season tickets…
Wait. Is there really a protest rally? There can’t be. That’s a joke, right?
I really hope andrew’s thought process on reading that was, “Wait, no — our sexy, passionate warrior? No, leave me out of that!”
I really hope that andrew was all, “I know. Our sexy passionate warrior was a Ranger all along. We’ve been fools.”
andrew, here are a couple of nice articles about Adam and the work he and his wife Alli have done with SPCA over the last couple of years. It seems to be something that’s genuinely important to them and they do more than just throw money at the cause.
http://www.yourspca.org/site/News2?page=NewsArticle&id=6011
http://www.yourspca.org/site/News2?page=NewsArticle&id=5951
Kate, there’s a group of people on one of the message boards I read trying to start up a rally with the goal of getting pretty much everyone not named Briere or Drury fired. Most people, thankfully, seem to think he’s going a little far for now. (The “for now” part worries me a little since the implication is “We’re all for doing this later if things don’t work out!”)
I hope that, whatever andrew was thinking when he read that, it included a “slag-faced whore” for good measure.
Schnookie, I already told Pookie this, but last night I had a dream in which Chris Drury had his shirt unbuttoned to his navel, and he had really small hands and feet. I think my unconscious mind was trying to help me along in the healing process. Briere was there too, but he was too drunk to stand and he made me call Pommerdoodle to pick him up from the bar. What a couple of dopes. I’m so glad they’re not on my team anymore.
Hey Meg, are you serious about the animal charity work? Because if so, that’s awesome.
Andrew I am so 100% serious. And knowing that made me much more a Mair fan that I had been previously. Article here:
http://www.yourspca.org/site/News2?page=NewsArticle&id=6011
Heather, did you get my email last night? in response to the psssst one you sent me? I got a weird message in my email box saying it had been delayed, I juts wanted to make sure you got it because it’s important.
Seriously, what did people expect? It’s like Earl always says, if the player in question signed day one as a UFA, then they we’re waaaay overpaid. This time is no different.
All of the Chicken Little fans (The sky is falling!) just seem to forget that it’s just the way it is. You have to have faith in your management team, unless your team is the Blackhawks.
And yes, Drury is a sexy, passionate warrior. Wait, what?
Katebits, that dream is fantastic!!! And I just knew Drury didn’t have dreamy Crunchy man-hands!!!!
“last night I had a dream in which Chris Drury had his shirt unbuttoned to his navel”
I had a dream on Saturday (30th) that was horrible. Like some George-Romeroesque-zombie-plague-end-of-days type shit. I woke up on Sunday a little disturbed by it. Now I know exactly what was going on! It was all a foretold prophecy!
Either that or I drank too much on Saturday night. Which is more likely the case.
Kate, message received! I just read it a few minutes ago. I’ll keep it on the hush-hush though ;-)
All right, I have to make a Tim Horton’s run before the press conference starts. I want to be right here in front of the computer for all the madness.
As we travel back about 100 comments ago, let me first offer the sane posters among you a Bailey’s.
I have read your site with interest and even hyper-linked from my blog to yours. In fairness, I have tried to read your posts with some objectivity and considered the banter to be good-natured. There is still room is this world for wit and satire, and I hope we all can share that. Apparently, that was misunderstood in my last post.
Secondly, you are not “typical” NJ fans just like I do not consider myself to be the stereotyped Ranger fan. I bring an undertsaning and appreciation of the game of hockey just as you do. As much as most Ranger fans make jokes about Lou, we would take him in a minute. Imagine what he could do with money like MSG/Cablevision offers! And nobody can downplay the success of your team.
The Rangers paid a terrible price for the success of 1993-1994 because Neil Smith sacrificed our future, trading off everything young for marquis players on their last legs. In the last 12 months, Sather’s work in trying to raise the team from depths of despair has started to pay off.
I was sincere in wishing you good luck, and I hope you might welcome others who do not necessarily share your perspective. As a teacher, I have always encouraged my students to speak with those of contrary opinions in order to gain perspective and empathy. I am sorry that some feel compelled to call me a clown for being a fan of my team and speaking IMHO about your team.
Truly, I do wish you good luck. Hockey has alot to gain when our two teams are successful. Our real enemy is Pittsburgh.
PS: Buffalo as a hockey wasteland … couldn’t sell a seat a few years ago … will start losing seats when Maxipad cannot fill the shoes of Briere and Drury (lost 69 goals and 164 points) … never won a thing … blew their biggest chance this year … will not win a Stanley Cup in our lifetime.
Kate, message received! I just read it a few minutes ago. I’ll keep it on the hush-hush though
Whoa! The sneakiness and subterfuge!
I had a dream that we gave Rafalski back. Except then you sent him to France (what?) and gave us some other guy from your lineup instead. I am not sure what to take from this :P
Katebits yours sounds more interesting. I sort of would have expected mine to mostly be a bunch of Oilers hung out to dry crying themselves to sleep on a bench outside of Rexall Place, but huh.
Kate, message received! I just read it a few minutes ago. I’ll keep it on the hush-hush though
Whoa! The sneakiness and subterfuge!
Indeed! Are we not in on this or did I not read the comments well enough? *pout*
Steph, now that we’ve got Oduya locked up, you can keep Raffie! :-)
Indeed! Are we not in on this or did I not read the comments well enough? *pout*
Shoe’s on the other foot, eh, IM Queen? :P (Just kidding!)
Hey, who wears the C in NY? Jagr or Shanahan?
Shoe’s on the other foot, eh, IM Queen? :P (Just kidding!)
Good thing my ballet flats don’t have a left and a right :P
Heather, Jagr wears the C, which, when you think about it, is pretty damn funny.
Steph, now that we’ve got Oduya locked up, you can keep Raffie! :-)
I have decided not only to keep him but to love him and accept him. Because at least some teams know how to not break their fans’ hearts and I am full of appreciation for them.
Plus after reading up on him I think he’ll probably work out nicely :)
The Vancouver Canucks have signed Lukas Krajicek to a two-year contract worth $2.2 milion.
Typo is courtesy of TSN.ca
Heather, Jagr wears the C, which, when you think about it, is pretty damn funny.
Shanny must be in fits everytime they’re in the locker room.
Schnookie, that’s what I thought but yes, it seemed kind of ridiculous. Just wanted to double-check.
Whoa! The sneakiness and subterfuge!
Indeed! Are we not in on this or did I not read the comments well enough? *pout*
Okay, I crack! Kate admitted that her new S,PW is Toni Lydman!
PS: Buffalo as a hockey wasteland … couldn’t sell a seat a few years ago … will start losing seats when Maxipad cannot fill the shoes of Briere and Drury (lost 69 goals and 164 points) … never won a thing … blew their biggest chance this year … will not win a Stanley Cup in our lifetime.
Great to have you around bluboo.
Woo hoo! Lydman! Nice choice, Katebits! I think he’s very sexy and passionate, and quite the warrior.
And Steph, I hope you can love Raffie, because he’s a good guy. Just not worth the money. So, uh as long as you can overlook the frequent defensive lapses, the relative ineffectualness on the PP and the steadily diminishing speed (and his lack of size) and don’t mind that you’re paying $6M a year for it all, I think you’ll have a great relationship with Raffie!
Buffalo as a hockey wasteland … couldn’t sell a seat a few years ago … will start losing seats when Maxipad cannot fill the shoes of Briere and Drury (lost 69 goals and 164 points) … never won a thing … blew their biggest chance this year … will not win a Stanley Cup in our lifetime.
See, this is what Buffalo has to deal with! This is why we are the way we are!
And I’m so glad to hear that it’s official that Buffalo will NEVER have another team as good as last year’s team, atleast not for the next forty years or so.
Oh Heather, we should just come clean. The sad truth is, I’m pregnant with Chris Drury’s demon child. I had to tell Heather because she is going to help me exorcise it’s demons so that I can give the baby to Darcy Regier to raise as his own.
Oh, I would like to direct everyone’s attention back to Heather’s comment (#194); Senor Spam thought it looked suspiciously piss-porny. andrew, she’s giving you some links to articles about Mair’s charity work with the SPCA…
Oh man! did you guys see the Bos/Buf game earlier this year when Lydman got in that fight? I think he fought Brad Boyes, or some other non-fighter. It was great! (except Lydman kinda got his nose broken)
Apparently we’re not all that concerned with spending all kinds of probably unnecessary money. That aside don’t be telling me all these things :P Do you want me to go curl up in a corner and bawl about wanting Schneider to come home to me? I’m trying to have faith!
I had to tell Heather because she is going to help me exorcise it’s demons so that I can give the baby to Darcy Regier to raise as his own.
Sounds just like Star Wars!
That’s rad. Mair is officially cook, on and off the ice!
Thanks Heather and Meg for the hook ups.
Sounds just like Star Wars!
There is a reason we call him Darth Regier.
Katebits, I don’t know if I should offer my condolences on the demon baby, or congratulations that, after it’s exorcised, there will be a little S, PW spawn for Regier to mold into the perfect True Sabre.
And, uh, sorry Steph. I couldn’t help but cut Raffie down — I mean, he did just betray me and my team!
Katebits, I think Lydman is an excellent choice.
Katebits, I don’t know if I should offer my condolences on the demon baby, or congratulations that, after it’s exorcised, there will be a little S, PW spawn for Regier to mold into the perfect True Sabre
One that wouldn’t leave you for a bigger contract and for the Dark Side.
I’d be careful with that one though, you know how tempting the dark side of the force can be.
I am sorry that some feel compelled to call me a clown for being a fan of my team and speaking IMHO about your team.
Again, Bluboo, appreciated that you are gracious enough to tolerate name-calling directed at Hockey’s holy franchise. Clearly it must be frustrating when lesser fans fail to grasp that only the Gerbils, Debbies, Piles, Fish Sticks and Shrek are deserving of such lowbrow treatment.
Please don’t hesitate to point out my next immature offense as well.
Oh God. Let’s not bite with bluboo! This is a sacred, safe space. Please.
Heh — it’s the Hammer Of Sleek!
He packs a punch our Sleek!
Katebits, I wholeheartedly approve of Toni Lydman as your new S,PW. Back when I did play fantasy hockey, he has a shining star for the Ooping Foops. And he’s Staffy’s heavy metal BFF, which means he might as well be Jordy Parise’s heavy metal BFF, which makes him practically Boxworthy’s cousin! Oh, and he’s really nice looking. And I don’t think he’s hiding a herpes-ridden non-Sid-like robot Ranger heart.
By the way, the Ooping Foops are going to be my fantasy team in IPB’s fantasy league, so let this comment be the first of many in which I declare that all other teams will be trembling with fear at the feet of the Foops and their awesome powers of fantasy scoring! Mark my words, you will tremble in fear. FEAR! Wmah-ha-ha-ha!
See what happens around guys? Yeesh.
Thought I’d take a break from the doom and gloom to share this adorable picture from Senators prospects development camp. Goalies are so cute:
http://www2.ottawasenators.com/_static/webUpload/266/2005_1.jpg
(And yes, we won’t be afraid to bring out the administrative Big Guns if things get unpleasant in here. It is a sacred, safe space.)
Sherry, your picture of those darling little goalies playing at hockey reminds me that, a few years ago when the teams were mandated to do their superskills things for the fans, Marty actually had a harder shot than a lot of the Devils forwards. And while on the one hand that should prompt a “Wow, Marty’s so awesome!” response, on the other it makes you wonder what in the effin’ hell is wrong with the Devils forwards.
it’s the Hammer Of Sleek!
I somehow read that “Hemmer” and went HEY HE’S HOLDING OUT ON ME! for a split second.
And Sherry, that really is adorable.
Well, Steph, just because we’ve got the Hammer Of Sleek showing up on IPB, doesn’t mean there isn’t a Hemmer Of Sleek hiding somewhere…
“See what happens around guys? Yeesh.”
Hey Sherry, not all guys are bad! I think I went above and beyond the call of duty in establishing my non-aggresive internet fanboy status when I agreed to marry Joe Thornton. My dignity still hurts from that one.
But for my patience, Pookie rewarded me with the opportunity to marry Grace Kelly. It was a glorious day.
I can’t believe that Heather just chose my new boyfriend! I don’t think I am ready to crown a new S,PW, although Lydman could very well be in the thick of things come October (s,pw wise). It’s too soon. This is a decision that I have to take very seriously (if there is one lesson I will take away from my relationship with Chris Drury, it’s that one must be blandly prudent). I have too many conflicting emotions right now. For now, I’m sticking with the Pommerdoodles and the Soupy’s.
I might be more than willing to give up these demands that he persuade his team to give me Schneider back if a deal can be reached regarding this Hemmer. (It isn’t like some replica or something right? Cause all bets are off in that case :b)
And while on the one hand that should prompt a “Wow, Marty’s so awesome!” response, on the other it makes you wonder what in the effin’ hell is wrong with the Devils forwards.
You think like how I would!
I remember during the Skills competition at this year’s All-Star game they made Dany Heatley do the hardest shot competition and I was trying my hardest not to be embarrassed. I mean I love the guy, but hardest shot? No, way.
I think I went above and beyond the call of duty in establishing my non-aggresive internet fanboy status when I agreed to marry Joe Thornton. My dignity still hurts from that one.
Well I mean, who wouldn’t! Thornton’s such a dream-boat! Who can’t work a toaster and steals chocolate. Maybe he ought to get a tutorial from Bryz.
By the way, Sherry sent a porny update (see comment #213) on a Canucks signing. Man, Senor Spam really gets off on the strangest stuff…
Apparently discussions with Drury started 2-3 days after the season ended. According to Quinn, anyway. Interesting.
The Vancouver Canucks have signed Lukas Krajicek to a two-year contract worth $2.2 milion.
Typo is courtesy of TSN.ca
What’s the typo? That they included the phrase “worth $2.2 million”?
I know this is kind of done, but I tend to compile my thoughts too slowly in order to keep up with the massive amounts of comments. I did not want this to be in vain and I like proving people wrong, so I apologize ahead of time if this creates unneeded drama.
I am sorry that some feel compelled to call me a clown for being a fan of my team and speaking IMHO about your team.
Hmm, it seems that your humble opinion tends to ignore solid stated facts. Facts like we sold out playoff games. I just might point you in the direction of Game 2 against Ottawa. I think the Devils organization witnessed a miracle because I believe Game 5 of that series also sold out. In my humble opinion, before you state something it is best that you check your facts. Oh and I don’t believe any Devils fan really cares about that statistic because we know there is attendance issues amongst many other things the media and viewers like you like to point out.
For all of you not quite over the douchebag formerly known as Gomez, this may help a little.
What’s the typo? That they included the phrase “worth $2.2 million”?
ZING!
So I’m a dork because I was looking at tabbed heading for this post, and it said “The End of the” and I automatically thought “world”. Oh, and hi everyone. :)
And because my tagging did not work, we’ll try this again.
Can I just say before the Buffalo press conference gets much further underway, that I’d love it if the GMs and players would just not bother talking at all about the negotiations. Seriously, the last thing on Earth any of us needs to hear today is one side spinning it against the other. Just everyone man up to whatever your motivation was and leave it at that. Do any of us ever feel better for hearing their lame explanations? For example: Raffie bragged, in the NJ paper today, that he signed with Detroit even though he got bigger offers from other teams. Um, thanks, Raffie, that makes me feel soooo much better about you betraying us Devils fans!
Guys! Toni Lydman was supposed to clearly be a joke! I mean, I love him but look at him!
Raffie bragged, in the NJ paper today, that he signed with Detroit even though he got bigger offers from other teams.
Wait wait, aren’t we overpaying him? Man.
Hi zot! Thankfully, losing Gomez and Rafalski is decidedly NOT the end of the world, although certain other signings yesterday seem to have certain other people in a certain city in Western New York thinking something like that is happening!
Guys! Toni Lydman was supposed to clearly be a joke! I mean, I love him but look at him!
I seem to remember thinking he was pleasant looking. Who am I thinking of then?
What’s the typo? That they included the phrase “worth $2.2 million”?
As Vinny would put it…T____T
just, never mind.
Oh, my gosh, Bucky Gleason is such an asshole!
Can I just say before the Buffalo press conference gets much further underway, that I’d love it if the GMs and players would just not bother talking at all about the negotiations. Seriously, the last thing on Earth any of us needs to hear today is one side spinning it against the other. Just everyone man up to whatever your motivation was and leave it at that.
Unfortunately, given the madness of the situation in Buffalo, I do think that they need to do this. I love that New Jersey doesn’t. But Buffalo isn’t New Jersey and they can’t operate as though they are.
Toni Lydman was supposed to clearly be a joke! I mean, I love him but look at him!
Heather, look at Drury. There is clearly no accounting for taste when it comes to selecting one’s sexy, passionate warrior. (Says the woman who is married to Crunchy.) (And yes, I am married to Crunchy. Do we need to go into this again?) Plus, I don’t think I’d know Lydman in street clothes if he kicked me in the face.
Meg, are you listening to this? I feel pretty bad for Darcy right now. What the fuck people?
Same here Heather. Same here.
Heather, look at Drury. There is clearly no accounting for taste when it comes to selecting one’s sexy, passionate warrior. (Says the woman who is married to Crunchy.) (And yes, I am married to Crunchy. Do we need to go into this again?) Plus, I don’t think I’d know Lydman in street clothes if he kicked me in the face.
True. I apologize, Toni.
You’re right, Schnookie. It could be just one of the many people in street clothes that regularly kicks you in the face.
Oh my god. This press conference is so painful.
Bucky’s a hack. I’m not listening to the press conference, but I’m pretty sure I know what they’re saying.
Lydman is definitely better looking than Crunchy.
Genna, that video was fantastic! I was a little surprised to see how long it took for the sweater to catch fire, though. Here’s hoping it takes just as long for Gomez to start scoring in NY! Bad-da-cha. Thanks, I’ll be here all week! Sigh. Oh boy.
Unfortunately, given the madness of the situation in Buffalo, I do think that they need to do this.
This all just smacks of “throwing the guy under the bus” to me. To come out and say, “Oh, but we tried so hard but he’s just a mean old jerk!” after the player says, “But they didn’t show me enough respect!” I mean, look at how the Ryan Smyth thing played out, where both sides came out, said their piece to lay the blame squarely on the other side, and things just kept escalating until everyone looked like a bunch of hysterical ninnies. I wish everyone could just say, “Dude, I liked the idea of playing in [X city] for [X excorbitant amount]” and “Well, [X city] is certainly entited to pay him [X exorbitant] amount, but we’re heading in a different direction now.” Leave it at that.
Genna, I can’t wait to get home where I’m allowed to watch YouTube clips so I can have some cathartic Gomez time!
It could be just one of the many people in street clothes that regularly kicks you in the face.
It’s true, Earl. There are tons of them who do it. And many who kick me in the face while in uniform, too. It’s nearly impossible to keep them all straight, and Lydman would just be another face in that crowd.
This all just smacks of “throwing the guy under the bus” to me. To come out and say, “Oh, but we tried so hard but he’s just a mean old jerk!” after the player says, “But they didn’t show me enough respect!”
Oh, that’s exactly what it is. And I don’t like it. But I think it’s necessary for them to do it because of the precarious nature of a franchise in Buffalo and the fact that if they don’t try to spin it this way then there will be nothing but constant bad news and they can’t afford that.
Bucky’s a hack. I’m not listening to the press conference, but I’m pretty sure I know what they’re saying.
andrew, I’m sure you do. It’s the same old shit.
if they don’t try to spin it this way then there will be nothing but constant bad news and they can’t afford that.
What, when the team starts winning again next year, all these dopey Briere/Drury fans are going to be principled enough to stay away?
I also want to add that the level of hysteria is already there, it just involves wanting to run poor Regier over with a truck.
What, when the team starts winning again next year, all these dopey Briere/Drury fans are going to be principled enough to stay away?
If they perform they did last year, no. But what’s the likelihood of them being as good as last year? Not good.
I wish everyone could just say, “Dude, I liked the idea of playing in [X city] for [X excorbitant amount]” and “Well, [X city] is certainly entited to pay him [X exorbitant] amount, but we’re heading in a different direction now.” Leave it at that.
That’s more or less what management is trying to say. “Danny’s number was clearly going to go higher than we thought he was worth. Chris ultimately wanted to play for his childhood team.” But no one is letting them leave it at that. Why am I listening to this?
Genna, I can’t wait to get home where I’m allowed to watch YouTube clips so I can have some cathartic Gomez time!
Speaking of catharsis and since I like to beat a topic into the ground, watch this.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end.php
Back in the day, this was my favorite flash cartoon, and you can substitute certain parts with any former s, pw or slag-faced whore. And can’t you imagine Boxworthy somewhere on that yacht?
One of the nice things about being a Sharks fan is being in a non-hockey market. the GM’s don’t face nearly as much pressure as they would in NY, Montreal, etc. It rules because fans can formulate their own opinions on trades, FA’s, etc. without the media whipping them into a frenzy.
But what’s the likelihood of them being as good as last year? Not good.
But what’s the likelihood that they’re bad enough that no one comes to their games? Especially considering it’s not as if the East has suddenly had a tilt in power or anything. I mean, who’s gotten markedly, overwhelmingly better yet?
I think it didn’t catch on fire sooner was due to the lighting methods of the doing this act (I cannot take credit as much as I would like to).
As for Gomez scoring, I hope it also takes as long for them to realize that even though he is coming from the determined defensive drilled Devils, he lacks the concept of back-checking.
It rules because fans can formulate their own opinions on trades, FA’s, etc. without the media whipping them into a frenzy.
That really is the best!
Preissing might be going to LA:
http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=212531&hubname=nhl
*of the people doing this act.
I tend to switch what I write mid-sentence and forget to update the prior train of thought to make a coherent sentence.
But what’s the likelihood of them being as good as last year? Not good.
But they were pretty much just as good the year before that. Only now the guys who were young whipper-snappers then are full-fledged NHLers now, with two big years of playoff experience under their belts. Crunchy is finally going into a season knowing he’s the #1, so right there you’ve got one of the best goalies in the league. You will probably have Vanek sewn up, and he’s going to bring more to the table than Briere did. And you won’t have the looming questions of “will they sign Drury and Briere” getting in the way. There is not only no reason to think they won’t be as good this coming year, there is, in fact, every reason to believe they’ll be better.
The hysteria is coming from the fans and the media. Why should the team feel the need to perpetuate this hysteria, when it is ultimately, as you all said when you agreed with Sabre Rattling this morning, unfounded? I’m going to go kidnap Bucky Gleason for a few days until this all dies down!
even though he is coming from the determined defensive drilled Devils, he lacks the concept of back-checking.
My favorite part about that is that teams tend to think that any forward coming from the Devils will suddenly become the backbone of their PK units or something. There is this assumption that all Devils forwards are just naturally really great at D. The Oilers thought it about Guerin, the Rangers thought it about Holik… And we just sit there thinking, “Um, people — these guys were our weak links.” So not only is Gomer going to be startled by how much his defensive weaknesses can be exploited, but I think the Rangers brass are going to be expecting a lot more of him, too.
“It rules because fans can formulate their own opinions on trades, FA’s, etc. without the media whipping them into a frenzy.”
“That really is the best!”
Also, I have a theory that the reason “non hockey” markets Have been winning the cup lately (Tampa, Carolina, Anaheim) is because they are playing with a fraction of the pressure. Look at SJ for example, Rivet was practically orgasmic over being in SJ, away from the media and fan pressure of Montreal. Same with Thornton and Boston.
I think it directly affects the way they play when it comes playoff time. Am I crazy? Does this theory hold any water?
Why should the team feel the need to perpetuate this hysteria, when it is ultimately, as you all said when you agreed with Sabre Rattling this morning, unfounded?
Pookie! How DARE you read Sabre Rattling and throw our own words back at us?! THE SKY IS FALLING!
I have to say, i think that press conference was a blunder on the part of the Sabres. They came across just as depressed and defeated as us. I wish they had been all, “Screw them! Next year is gonna kick ass, and Bucky, you can kiss off.” Even if it was bullshit, I would have appreciated a brighter tone.
I think it directly affects the way they play when it comes playoff time. Am I crazy? Does this theory hold any water?
andrew, I firmly believe the Sabres this year were a classic example of being squeezed past their breaking point by the fans and media.
Pookie & Schnookie…I just think that the Sabres have a very different (more fraught perhaps?) relationship with the community and fans than the Devils do. It’s ok that you disagree…I’m just say that I can understand why they did this.
I just watched the Gomez jersey burning video. Lookit that thing go!
I especially like the salsa music at the end.
I think it directly affects the way they play when it comes playoff time. Am I crazy? Does this theory hold any water?
I think you may be onto something there, Andrew. I think it’s definitely helped the Devils that they’re completely under the radar. In fact, the minute they start get any attention at all from anyone, I get upset because it means they will promptly start losing.
I’m going to go kidnap Bucky Gleason for a few days until this all dies down!
Oh, God, please! I’ll be your BFF.
It’s over, thank God. People are clearly crazy. Darcy was practically waving his hands saying, “Hellloooooo! Lots of good players still here!”
My favorite exchange (besides Bucky’s snotty, “Is it possible I know something you don’t know?”) was this:
Dumbass reporter: Is is possible for fans who bought season tickets, expecting to see Drury and Briere, to get refunds.
Larry Quinn: No. We sold you tickets to see the Sabres, not two players.
Why should the team feel the need to perpetuate this hysteria, when it is ultimately, as you all said when you agreed with Sabre Rattling this morning, unfounded?
I think the team was hoping to dampen the hysteria with some calm, logical explanations. Which theoretically should work but yeah… I don’t think it’s gonna take.
Katebits, I agree, even without hearing the press conference. There is literally no way to come off well when a GM calls a press conference to explain why he lost a guy to free agency. So just don’t bother. Let everyone stew in their own juices for a few days and eventually the shock will wear off and everyone will realize, “Oh yeah. We had too many forwards. It was either keep Drury and Briere into their geriatric years and let some kids go, or vice versa.” To call a press conference will only invite scorn, make you look petty as you try to pin blame on the guys who left, and give everyone more ammunition.
Also, I have a theory that the reason “non hockey” markets Have been winning the cup lately (Tampa, Carolina, Anaheim) is because they are playing with a fraction of the pressure.
andrew, heather and I have talked about this a little. I really believe that Chris Drury was uncomfortable with his role as Savior of Buffalo. I think he’s a really shy guy who just wants to fly under the radar ince he leaves the arena. In Buffalo, no matter how respectful we were of his space, everywhere he went, we ALL recognized him and no one could resist staring. I’m sure Ranger fans are just as rabid as we are, but the truth is, Drury will be able to walk around on the street again, and I think he’ll prefer that to the Buffalo Fishbowl.
“Is it possible for fans who bought season tickets, expecting to see Drury and Briere, to get refunds.”
Some shitneck actually said that? Thank god I kept away from that. I think my head might have exploded.
Pookie & Schnookie…I just think that the Sabres have a very different (more fraught perhaps?) relationship with the community and fans than the Devils do. It’s ok that you disagree…I’m just say that I can understand why they did this.
Hey Meg, that’s cook! We can agree to disagree on this front. Just be forwarned that Schnookie turns into a raving lunatic when they throw Crunchy under the bus!
Dumbass reporter: Is is possible for fans who bought season tickets, expecting to see Drury and Briere, to get refunds.
Larry Quinn: No. We sold you tickets to see the Sabres, not two players.
Okay, that’s hilarious. (And seriously, any fan who thinks that way doesn’t deserve season tickets to a team with as bright a future as the Sabres’. SERIOUSLY. I think those fans should be forced to give their tickets up to the poor souls in Chicago and Boston who deserve better.)
And we just sit there thinking, “Um, people — these guys were our weak links.”
You would think the Rangers might pick up on this, you know cause we play them eight times a year not including playoffs. At least it’s not our 10 million funding his lazy bum next season.
Just be forwarned that Schnookie turns into a raving lunatic when they throw Crunchy under the bus!
Oh, man. You do NOT want to be anywhere near here any time Ruff publicly pins a loss on Crunchy. Which he does with alarming frequency. I can’t abide a coach or GM who singles guys out like that, and Lindy seems to do it A LOT.
I just think that the Sabres have a very different (more fraught perhaps?) relationship with the community and fans than the Devils do.
Oh, and Meg, you’re right (and I agree with Pookie that’s it’s cook!) — since the Devils are like, “Fans? Relationship? What’s all this now?” :P
Just be forwarned that Schnookie turns into a raving lunatic when they throw Crunchy under the bus!
Did I miss that part?
Incidentally, I think that a press conference was a good idea. I don’t think this press conference with it’s yes we are in danger of becoming the Pittsburgh Pirates and no we won’t be as competitive as last year helped.
Okay, that’s hilarious.
The delivery was perfect. Larry Quinn can be a bit of an asshole, but he nailed this one. And yes, andrew someone actually asked that question and seemed totally serious about it. I’ll take those season tickets off your hands, freakazoids.
Kate, you’re right that this whole thing was probably just a bad idea. I think Darcy just forgets what he’s dealing with sometimes.
I’m sure Ranger fans are just as rabid as we are, but the truth is, Drury will be able to walk around on the street again, and I think he’ll prefer that to the Buffalo Fishbowl.
All I can think of, when I hear people saying that NYC is more anonymous, is the story about when Derek Jeter when to the Whiz to buy an alarm clock. The sales guy spent the whole transaction telling Jeter how much he sucks. Jeter said, “Listen, I don’t come here to tell you how bad you are at your job. Just sell me a clock!” I realize that Drury is no Jeter, but seriously, I don’t think players go to NYC to be anonymous. They go to NY to feed their egos. :)
But I do agree that Drury probably didn’t like the relationship with the fans in Buffalo. I got some seriously weird vibes from the players about the fans during the lead-up to the playoffs and then during the Isles round. It seemed to me, an outsider who had spent all season watching the team closely, that the fans were somehow dissapointed that the team wasn’t winning differently. That beating the Isles wasn’t enough. I’m not explaining this well…
You would think the Rangers might pick up on this, you know cause we play them eight times a year
Wait, they were supposed to actually scout the guy first? But wasn’t it enough to know that BRIERE! DRURY! GOMEZ! were the best players and they could command upwards of $7 MILLION EACH!!!? I’m pretty sure I read that somewhere, which means it must be right… :P
You’re right, Pookie. The fans felt like the effort coming from the Sabres was lacklustre and would bite them in the ass when they played a team that was actually decent. I
No, Pookie, I get what you mean – my friend in Rochester gave me those same vibes. Like she wasn’t happy the team was winning because they weren’t doing it in this specific way that the Sabres were supposed to. By the end of the playoffs she was a mess of “well if they wouldn’t have just stopped playing hockey when they got near the post-season blahblahblah” and like even though they were winning they should be doing it better like they were before…I don’t know, it was bizarre.
It seemed to me, an outside who had spent all season watching the team closely, that the fans were somehow dissapointed that the team wasn’t winning differently.
The internet fans thought the Sabres should have been winning by multiple-goal margins, and were quite vocal in saying so online, and also on talk-radio. As much as the guys say that they dont read the sports pages, dont watch the news or tune it all out, you know there’s some part of them that is checking this out.
Heather, the more I contemplate the season ticket holders burning their tickets, the happier I get imagining how fun it will be opening night with just you, me and the Sabres at HSBC. It’s gonna be SO FUN! We can buy a ticket in the last row, but move all the way down right near the beach. The guys are gonna LOVE us! Soupy will chat with us the whole time. And Goose will read books to us during the intermissions.
I actually have to disagree with Pookie about the anonymity thing for Drury, going from Buffalo to NYC. There are way more people in New York and the suburbs surrounding who won’t know or care who he is. That said, for all the idiocy and hysteria that is the Buffalo sports media it’s nothing compared to the NYC sports media. Signing for huge free agent dollars to play for the Rangers is not a good way to try to keep your head down and get out of the spotlight.
I can’t abide a coach or GM who singles guys out like that, and Lindy seems to do it A LOT.
Really? I hadn’t noticed.
If you’re saying that you hadn’t noticed Lindy calling Miller out regularly, I hadn’t either.
I think Drury is comfortable taking his lumps from the press. He’s not an idiot. He knows that’s part of the game. But now he and his wife can go out to eat every once in awhile, and I assure you, they could not do that here.
Damnit! My incredibly gay, bassoon playing friend just called into AM550, AND I MISSED IT! He dared to spew sunshine! AND I MISSED IT! Aaaaargh. I’m sure that was priceless.
Watch for it this season. Lindy’s big into finger-pointing.
But now he and his wife can go out to eat every once in awhile, and I assure you, they could not do that here.
OK, that’s certainly fair. I think I was trying to sort of get at what Schnookie was saying, but as usual, I didn’t make my point very well!
Meg, I hear you on the “the team was playing lacklustre” front, but from a totally unbiased, outside perspective, it seemed to me like that was a bit of a cyclical relationship. The players were playing badly because the fans were on them, and the fans were on them because the players were playing badly.
haha….Lou doesn’t point any fingers. He just fires people!
Damnit! My incredibly gay, bassoon playing friend just called into AM550, AND I MISSED IT! He dared to spew sunshine! AND I MISSED IT! Aaaaargh. I’m sure that was priceless.
Ooh, find out what was said and report back.
Schnookie, what Lindy usually says is, “he might have liked a couple of those back,” which is generally true when he says it. But you’re absolutely right to be defensive of your husband.
Watch for it this season. Lindy’s big into finger-pointing.
I dunno. Lindy has a little group of players he loves and I think Crunchy is one of them. We criticize the ones we love, maybe?
Kate, I turned the radio off because I knew what followed wasn’t going to be good. I really could’ve used some gay, bassoon-playing, sunshine!
haha….Lou doesn’t point any fingers. He just fires people!
See — exactly!
But seriously, Lou never even tells people what caused the firing. So you very rarely ever see, after a loss, a player getting called out by Lou or the coach (often one and the same) and being forced to take the blame. Lou’s big thing is (and this cracks me up to hear it, considering what a total hardass he is on his coaches), “Players make mistakes. So what? Just move on.”
And Goose will read books to us during the intermissions.
Have you seen the WGRZ video of Goose reading to kids as a reward for their reading efforts? The glasses, the hair and the jeans were in full effect.
On the Buffalo/NYC issue, I think compared to the fishbowl that is Buffalo, NYC is a place where Drury can become That Guy walking down the street, and not Chris Drury walking down the street.
But you’re absolutely right to be defensive of your husband.
DAMN STRAIGHT! LINDY RUFF HAS NO IDEA HOW MUCH HE MEANS TO ME!!!!
Schnookie, what Lindy usually says is, “he might have liked a couple of those back,” which is generally true when he says it.
Oh, that! Yeah, I think of that more as the equivalent of patting Crunchy on the head and saying, “Better luck next time, sport! I know you tried real hard!” But yes, you are right to have your husband’s back.
“Players make mistakes. So what? Just move on.”
Wait, you have Lou on record? Actually saying something? That media-whore.
Just kidding!!!
On a side note, I wonder if the Sharks are gonna let Malakhov walk?
But wasn’t it enough to know that BRIERE! DRURY! GOMEZ! were the best players and they could command upwards of $7 MILLION EACH!!!?
This reminds me of the Futurama episode when Amy is getting a car and instead of trying to haggle with the salesman she increases the price because she thinks it’s like an auction.
Now these players can have sleepovers and paint each others nails. While doing so they can brag about how much they are making compared to their fellow teammates. I see it now. Gomez wearing a facial mask comprised of the world’s finest mud stating that 1) he dropped 5k on the product and that 2) Marty is such a chump for sticking to his beliefs and values. “I’m making twice the amount he’s making and I have 1/9876546r334576879 of the skill he has,” says Gomez. At this point everyone chimes in with laughter.
Fast-forward to several years, “So you think we can buy our way to the Cup?”
Marty in the distance, “That’s what your GMs thought.”
Dumbass reporter: Is is possible for fans who bought season tickets, expecting to see Drury and Briere, to get refunds.
Larry Quinn: No. We sold you tickets to see the Sabres, not two players.
That’s ridiculous. So is it good that I steered clear of this press conference, or was there anything worthwhile in it?
I’ve been playing catch-up all day, so excuse me while I get this off my chest for a second: People who try to say that Buffalo is a hockey wasteland because of the low attendance in past years are idiotic. Slightly less idiotic than the people who try to say Buffalo is a hockey wasteland because they went bankrupt, but still. Especially when those people are from places like NYC and Toronto, cities which have ten times the population and spending power of Buffalo. It’s not like all these fans at the recent sellouts just popped out of the woodwork. They just weren’t that interested in plunking down half a week’s paycheck to see something that was going to suck, when they could save the money and watch it at home.
Okay. I feel better now. The funny part is Buffalo is really the complete antithesis of a hockey wasteland. To an unhealthy degree. I think everyone who’s not stupid (like everyone on IPB who’s been bringing it up in this thread) understands that Buffalo’s real problem is that it cares TOO DAMN MUCH about hockey, and not the alternative.
Genna! Spouting Futurama references….be still my beating heart!
“The dashboard. It is inlaid with the beaks of a thousand eagles.”
Catch-up:
That’s sounding like a horrid press conference. I was almost thinking they’d might tell the media about their new captain :X
I think the Sabres will be good next year. Not this year good, but certainly still good. :) Plus I really agree on that whole if you suck in New York, at 7mil you’re going to be called out on it, if not in New York than in big hockey markets who tried to get you but couldn’t.
I mean if say Toronto was in the running for Drury, and they lost (like i mean seriously running for him), but down the line he plays horribly, Leafs fans are gonna be all HAHAHA i’m glad we didn’t pay out 7 mil for him! HAH.
Like uh. :X you know, and then New York fans are gonna get it, and so Drury won’t reaaaaally have that much more peace :X. or cessation of pressure.
That’s ridiculous. So is it good that I steered clear of this press conference, or was there anything worthwhile in it?
Here’s the condensed version of the presser:
Reporters: BRIERE AND DRURY ARE GONE AND OH MY GOD WHO ARE WE EVEN GOING TO PUT ON THE ICE NEXT YEAR BECAUSE THEY WERE THE ONLY TWO GUYS ANYONE CHEERED FOR AND ALL THE TALENT HAS GONE WITH THEM!!!!
Darcy: We felt like Danny’s price was going to go too high for his production and focused on Chris. Chris wanted to play for his hometown team.
Reporters: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Darcy: Well, in the end we really thought it was smarter to spread the money throughout the roster rather than overspend on two players. We’re disappointed but we don’t feel like this puts us in rebuilding mode. We still have a lot of very good young talent.
Reporters: THAT’S STUPID AND WE HATE YOU AND SO DO ALL THE FANS!
Larry Quinn: Fuck off. And that goes twice for you, Gleason!
The End.
I was almost thinking they’d might tell the media about their new captain :X
Knowing Lindy, that won’t be announced until the end of training camp next fall.
Genna wins a “Comment That Made Schnookie Laugh Out Loud The Hardest” Award for the Gomez/Drury sleepover party.
My favorite part of that party will be when they light their bong with $100 bills. (At the risk of sounding like someone who’s never smoked pot, one does light a bong, right? And if not, uh, wow — Gomer and Drury just really like burning their money!)
Schnookie, yes one does.
Thanks, Meg!
Reporters: THAT’S STUPID AND WE HATE YOU AND SO DO ALL THE FANS!
You guys sound like Ottawa fans after one playoff loss!
At the risk of sounding like someone who’s never smoked pot, one does light a bong, right?
Boy, I can’t wait for that live journal.
Boy, I can’t wait for that live journal.
I know — it’s going to be fantastic!
Heather, that’s a great rendition of the press conference. Poor Darcy.
I was almost thinking they’d might tell the media about their new captain
I’m pulling for Soupy at this point. I love how everyone in Buffalo is conveniently forgetting that neither Drury nor Briere wore a C before they came to Buffalo. It’s all the sudden like “No one on this team is captain material! We’re doooooooomed!” Because, you know, it’s not like anyone can learn how to be a leader by being forced into the role. Drury and Briere were just born that way, I guess.
Drury and Briere were just born that way, I guess.
Oh yes, they were naturally born with a ‘C’ on their chest that just didn’t fully form until they grew older and came to Buffalo.
Haha, I’m honored Schnookie. Briere is invited to those too since he’ll be in the area and can relish in the fact that he too is making 10 million for next season like Gomez. Sometimes they invite Biron (I have nothing against him) into their maniacal millionaire laughter game, but only for their benefit.
Knowing Lindy, that won’t be announced until the end of training camp next fall.
…kind of like our coach.
Andrew, I think I’ve seen the complete series of Futurama at least 3 times, but really more. This probably wouldn’t have happened if Adult Swim didn’t replay it so many times, but I lack the skill of extreme quoting that you have.
Also, I have a theory that the reason “non hockey” markets Have been winning the cup lately (Tampa, Carolina, Anaheim) is because they are playing with a fraction of the pressure. Look at SJ for example, Rivet was practically orgasmic over being in SJ, away from the media and fan pressure of Montreal. Same with Thornton and Boston.
Mike Ribeiro LOVES Dallas for this very reason. And his play showed it all season. He was way down the ice time charts and still managed to lead the team in points. Sure, he didn’t need many points to lead the team, but I think my point still stands. :D
From what I understand, he was being booed by his own team’s fans back in Montreal. I don’t think even the fairly dedicated Stars fan would recognize him in the grocery store, let alone tell him what they thought of him.
Personally, I think booing your own team is sawwww-ree.
Genna, that’s because I’m a huge geek. Hang out here for a while, I profess my love for Futurama like once a week.
Biron can provide the comic relief for the Maniacal Millionaire game.
You guys, Crunchy is the new secret captain. I love my new boyfriend Soupy and all, but captaincy can’t just be about having fun and smiling all the time. Lets all just agree that Crunchy is the new covert leader of the Sabres. That’s just how it is. Which makes Schnookie the First Lady of the Sabres, and me the First Mistress of the Sabres.
Drury and Briere were just born that way, I guess.
Oh yes, they were naturally born with a ‘C’ on their chest that just didn’t fully form until they grew older and came to Buffalo.
Yeah, you have to be born under a very specific astrological phenomenon known as “Messier Rising” in order to be a real captain. As far as I can tell, no one on the Sabres roster has that going for them (and furthermore, I think there’s a rule that says whatever your lineup is on midnight of July 2 is the one you have to take into the playoffs with you…).
Knowing Lindy, that won’t be announced until the end of training camp next fall.
…kind of like our coach.
Genna, you’re on fire!
Hilarious press-conference transcript, Heather!
Which makes Schnookie the First Lady of the Sabres, and me the First Mistress of the Sabres.
Don’t worry, though, guys — we get along really well. Just because Crunchy promised I’m the only one who gets to peel the yogurt off his raisins for him.
Don’t worry, though, guys — we get along really well. Just because Crunchy promised I’m the only one who gets to peel the yogurt off his raisins for him.
It’s true, we have a working agreement, Schnookie tends to his raisins, and I keep his recumbent bike lubed and ready for action.
Schnookie tends to his raisins, and I keep his recumbent bike lubed and ready for action.
Whoops — sorry, Genna. Katebits just stole the “Comment That Made Schnookie Laugh Out Loud The Hardest” award. And Katebits, DAY-um! So naughty!
It’s true, we have a working agreement, Schnookie tends to his raisins, and I keep his recumbent bike lubed and ready for action.
Umm….dirty.
Yeah, you have to be born under a very specific astrological phenomenon known as “Messier Rising” in order to be a real captain.
Absolutely. And once these players have left you, they cannot be replaced. Ever. Until a new one comes along.
BfloBlog summary of the press conference:
http://bfloblog.com/?p=2618
I like Heather’s more, but that’s also pretty accurate.
And once these players have left you, they cannot be replaced. Ever. Until a new one comes along.
And don’t EVER forget it! Captains are a rare and special thing, to be cherished and, in some cases, worshipped.
bfloblog is pretty damn funny sometimes. Those guys definitely have a sense of humor with a mean streak.
And Katebits, DAY-um! So naughty!
I know. In an effort to forget about my ex-S,PW, I’m pulling out all the stops, Crunchy-wise. I’m just going to be the best recumbent bike tender I can be, and Crunchy is the lucky beneficiary.
Well, Crunchy will just have to make sure he’s trying his hardest to be the best recumbent-bicycle-lubrication recipient he can be!
That’s okay, we all know who got it first. I’m glad to share or give up the title. The fact that I haven’t slept yet can either help fuel my sarcasm or let me succumb to my (usually) easy going nature.
Because, you know, it’s not like anyone can learn how to be a leader by being forced into the role.
Elias might need some ESL classes. Does Sylvan have a tutor for that?
Andrew, don’t worry I’m a geek too. Hopefully I’ll be able to pick up on these quotes and if not I need to actually start watching the episodes again.
wow Kate. Dirty.
Preissing’s officially off-market ;_; for 2.75 per over 4 :0. I was hoping the Caps could get him!
and Montreal is offering big money to Hamrlik :x
I’m pretty excited that Eklund thinks that the Ducks are still in the Souray sweepstakes. Because if anyone’s screaming “Oooh, we haven’t spent enough on our blueline” it’s Burkie’s Ducks.
Wow but :0 if They had Nieder-Prongs, Souray-Schneider, Beau-ODonnell/Huskins
That’s AMAZING :X i want to see it.
I don’t know Earl, Burke really seems to be the kind of guy who loves a good -30 defenseman.
Heee. they wouldn’t need any offence and Jiggy could win all his games in shutout fashion.
Preissing’s officially off-market ;_; for 2.75 per over 4 :0. I was hoping the Caps could get him!
I’m a little sad to see him go but there’s no way we would have had it in the budget for him, with Emery still needing to get under contract. He did file for arbitration, by the way.
I’m pretty excited that Eklund thinks that the Ducks are still in the Souray sweepstakes.
Well, Eklund is never wrong (e2).
Because if anyone’s screaming “Oooh, we haven’t spent enough on our blueline” it’s Burkie’s Ducks.
Eklund’s right — Burke is so clearly trying to see what a team will look like with $50M tied up in just the 6 D-men. (By the way, does this blatant falseness on Eklund’s part mean I can give up hope for that trade the Devils were going to be making that would SHAKE THE ORGANIZATION TO ITS VERY CORE?)
I was kind of hoping the Devils would get Preissing. Because I, uh, really admire his strong defensive play.
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Wait, that was my spit-take — someone’s paying Tom Preissing $2.75M/year? Are we talking about the same Preissing here?
Hee Sherry I think that should be e5 at least XD
nah Schnooks it wouldn’t be 50 mil. Prongs and Nieder get something like 12.5, beauchemin + schneider together make about 10 and souray into the mix at about 6 would only be 28 – 29. XD. that’s 22 more million left for offence. XD
they could still afford the PPG line. XD
(By the way, does this blatant falseness on Eklund’s part mean I can give up hope for that trade the Devils were going to be making that would SHAKE THE ORGANIZATION TO ITS VERY CORE?)
Maybe Lou just hired a new copy boy. And he does amazing 11×17 colour prints, let me tell you.
someone’s paying Tom Preissing $2.75M/year? Are we talking about the same Preissing here?
I think the Kings were blinded by “+40!” and failed to see the many times he’s coughed up the puck when he shouldn’t have and how the most physical he ever got was lightly push somebody in the corner.
Don’t get me wrong, I love the guy. He’s an economics major! He’s funny and quirky! But I don’t love him enough for that kind of money.
souray into the mix at about 6
Yeah, but if looking at some of the other signings yesterday, why stop at $6M for Souray? Why not $26M?
Because, you know, it’s not like anyone can learn how to be a leader by being forced into the role.
From the latest post on my blog: And as for the matter of what we’re going to do about the “C”, I’ll tell you what we’re going to do. We’re going to slap it on a young guy who’s never worn it before and we’re going to ask him to grow into it. Just like we did with Chris Drury.
Seriously, people! Chris Drury won a Stanley Cup in Colorado in his rookie year, surrounded by great veterans. All of his other playoff experience came in Buffalo which means all the other Sabres experienced it too! The youngsters are loaded with playoff experience at the NCAA, juniors, and minors level. Good lord! I love the guy and I have about all I can handle of the Chris Drury Myth for one day.
My vote is for Soupy too. I just have a feeling about him and I think he’d be a very different kind of leader than Chris which might be good for this team. (Yes, Kate, I know… Crunchy has a C stitched on his undershirt. Someone has to wear it on the outside of his uni so no one catches on to the super-secret captaincy!)
Hee Sherry I think that should be e5 at least XD
See, I’ve never really read Eklund so I have no idea how the whole numbers system thingy works. Who has a numbering system for rumours? Yeesh.
I totally wanted Tom Preissing too.
And if Anaheim spends all their money on D, whatever will happen to BabyCrunchy?
And he does amazing 11×17 colour prints, let me tell you.
Uh oh. I would not want to be that copy boy when Lou finds out he’s making color copies. Those things cost 17 times as much as b/w!
Don’t get me wrong, I love the guy. He’s an economics major! He’s funny and quirky! But I don’t love him enough for that kind of money.
Sad but true — one should be willing to pay only so much for “lovable and cute”, and $2.75M is waaaaaay more than that.
Ooooh! The Sabres should trade for BabyCrunchy! We need his Stanley Cup winning experience! Plus, Cruncy will have someone to kick around! Oh please please please please PLEASE can we have BabyCrucnhy?!
Yeah, Tommy P is a good kid. I’d have him back in the Sharks fold, but not for that kind of scrill. Maybe $1.5-$2m tops.
Uh oh. I would not want to be that copy boy when Lou finds out he’s making color copies. Those things cost 17 times as much as b/w!
Oh don’t worry Schnookie. The colour copies are only when they are special request. Like when Lou needs a new sign on his door for when he adds another title to the list, or when Marty requests some anti-Gomez posters for the protest they are obviously going to have to show Gomez how they really feel about him.
I think IPB should start a ‘Stafford for Captain’ campaign. Then the Sbares could have all the death metal they want in the dressing room! yay!
Dear Darcy Regier,
Please sign BabyCrunchy. Having two Crunchys is better than only having one Crunchy. It’s simple math, really.
Sincerely,
Katebits
Then the Sbares could have all the death metal they want in the dressing room!
Okay, but I’m thinking the Sabres are going to get sick of hearing Red Seal Peach sooner or later and constantly being pestered by Staffy about what the band could add to their sound to make them more ‘bad-ass rockin’-er’ Because you know he so would ask.
Seriously, people! Chris Drury won a Stanley Cup in Colorado in his rookie year, surrounded by great veterans. All of his other playoff experience came in Buffalo which means all the other Sabres experienced it too! The youngsters are loaded with playoff experience at the NCAA, juniors, and minors level. Good lord! I love the guy and I have about all I can handle of the Chris Drury Myth for one day.
Did anyone else read Scott Burnside’s take on the Drury/Gomez signing? Where he said that Drury’s the most complete of the three centers who signed yesterday, and that he has not a single question mark on him going into next season, because he’s a proven winner. But Gomez? Big question marks — including the fact that he’s only scored over 20 goals once in his career. Now, Gomez is Dead To Me and all, but seriously, this pisses me off. Yes, they both won Cups their rookie seasons, and yes, they both won the Calder Trophy. But come on — Gomez has won a second Cup (the math is tricky, but I think that makes it that he has TWICE AS MANY RINGS AS DRURY) and has almost the same number of points as Drury, having played on a much more defensive-minded team his entire career. I just don’t understand where this Drury worship is coming from — he must have the single greatest PR staff in the history of professional sports.
And that’s the last time I’m going to defend Scott Gomez ever again.
rofl XD actually BabyCrunchy would be a good fit for the Sabres I think.
and Sherry – e5 is supposed to mean ‘this trade will definitely happen and multiple sources say it’s a done deal’
XD Ryan Smyth’s trade deadline re-signing with the Oil was a e5 :X
among others.
It’s simple Schnookie. Drury=LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES WINNER!!!!! It doesn’t get any better than that.
Drury=LITTLE LEAGUE WORLD SERIES WINNER!!!!!
No way, Drury won a Little League World Series Title?!
Like when Lou needs a new sign on his door for when he adds another title to the list, or when Marty requests some anti-Gomez posters for the protest they are obviously going to have to show Gomez how they really feel about him.
Okay, now Sherry wins the “Comment That Made Schnookie Laugh Out Loud The Hardest” Award. And yes, Lou really loves that adding a new title to his office door is his one excuse for having a color copy made. That’s why he keeps going back to coaching, even though he really doesn’t like actually having to coach.
Staffy SO asks the other Sabres how to make his sound more “bad-ass rockin’-er”, but he won’t take Crunchy’s suggestion of letting him (Crunchy) join the band. Poor Crunchy. He just wants a social “in” with the future Captain, and Staffy just keeps rejecting him. And stomping on him. And setting him on fire. It’s because Crunchy’s a scholarship kid, and Staffy hates that.
Sherry, he would totally give Lydman the ‘A’, that way all issues pertaining to metal can be put to a vote amongst the three leaders of the team. Two thirds majority required, of course.
When a guy on the radio was going on and on and on about the slapshot Chris took off the face at the end of the last playoff game, even my husband – a Drury apologist if ever there was one – screamed, “HE GOT HIT BY HIS OWN PLAYER! IT’S NOT LIKE HE DOVE IN FRONT OF THE SHOT! HE WAS IN THE WAY!”
(I’m going to ignore that Drury has, in fact, thrown himself in front of shots before.)
Kate, free agency just can’t be about running around buying Crunchies, you know.
Eklund says the Sabres will be fine next year! That settles it!
And yes, Lou really loves that adding a new title to his office door is his one excuse for having a color copy made. That’s why he keeps going back to coaching, even though he really doesn’t like actually having to coach.
It’s true. I have it on good record the last copy boy was fired because he didn’t make a new printing of the sign, but instead just used an old one he pulled from the recycling bin (e5).
Staffy SO asks the other Sabres how to make his sound more “bad-ass rockin’-er”, but he won’t take Crunchy’s suggestion of letting him (Crunchy) join the band. Poor Crunchy. He just wants a social “in” with the future Captain, and Staffy just keeps rejecting him. And stomping on him. And setting him on fire.
I can imagine Staffy sitting next to Soupy and asking him what he thinks and Soupy, wanting to get out of the conversation says “It’s good” and Staffy going “Just good? Or bad-ass-rockin’ good?”
And poor Crunchy! I suppose his only outlet is to form his own band, and you know they would only play super-cool-Indie music that borders on Emo. With that haircut, it has to be somewhat emo.
Two thirds majority required, of course.
Exactly, that’s why Max will never get the ‘A’ were it up to Staffy. Max looks like the type that would be too into European dance music.
(I’m going to ignore that Drury has, in fact, thrown himself in front of shots before.)
I really feel that’s for the best.
Sherry, he would totally give Lydman the ‘A’, that way all issues pertaining to metal can be put to a vote amongst the three leaders of the team. Two thirds majority required, of course.
Hee! “Sorry, guys. No more rap. Majority rules!
“Max looks like the type that would be too into European dance music.”
Max looks like he goes out hitting the clubs with Patty Elias. And they both wear really shiny shirts.
Oooh, Andrew, I think an IPB Campaign to get Staffy the C is a great idea!
Max looks like he goes out hitting the clubs with Patty Elias. And they both wear really shiny shirts.
True. But they have to be careful to avoid the ones Ovechkin goes too because girls just can’t get enough of his tight pants and Dolce and Gabanna belts.
Kate, free agency just can’t be about running around buying Crunchies, you know.
Yeah. I know your right.
Pookie, I know you love your Staffy and all, but he can’t be Captain! He’s way to young to be captain. He’s still a fetus.
I just don’t understand where this Drury worship is coming from…
It’s because he’s so steely and hot. It fooled me too.
I can imagine Staffy sitting next to Soupy and asking him what he thinks and Soupy, wanting to get out of the conversation says “It’s good” and Staffy going “Just good? Or bad-ass-rockin’ good?”
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(Sherry, you’re on fire today, too!)
Max looks like he goes out hitting the clubs with Patty Elias. And they both wear really shiny shirts.
Patty keeps a variety of shiny shirts in an array of sizes in the trunk of his car. That way he can be ready to hit the clubs at a moment’s notice with anyone who might happen to be with him. He hates being seen with people who aren’t also wearing really shiny shirts.
Oooh, Andrew, I think an IPB Campaign to get Staffy the C is a great idea!
Either that or they should just capitalize all the Cs in “healthy sCratCh”.
Tight pants and white belts. yup, Ovechkin definitely needs to be in an emo band.
I just don’t understand where this Drury worship is coming from…
Maybe from the propaganda ESPN is spreading:
Given the nickname “Captain America” by ESPN analyst Barry Melrose. John Buccigross, of ESPN, also commonly refers to Chris as a “Hockey God.”
(Sherry, you’re on fire today, too!)
I’m honoured. This is what happens when you give me a holiday and nothing to do.
Okay, but I’m thinking the Sabres are going to get sick of hearing Red Seal Peach sooner or later and constantly being pestered by Staffy about what the band could add to their sound to make them more ‘bad-ass rockin’-er’ Because you know he so would ask.
This wins the CTMPLTH award, hands down! Staffy would SO ask that! And he’d take studious notes. Then he’d stomp and set fire to the notes, just so he’d have an excuse to ask again, even though he already knows the answer. I think he gets the C, and Lydman the A for the 2/3 majority vote thing, and then Goose get the other A because he doesn’t look like he’ll argue much. And that’s a good thing when your captain is a cow-exploding psychopath.
Either that or they should just capitalize all the Cs in “healthy sCratCh”.
Oho, BURN! Although are we really ready to talk here about Lindy Ruff’s failings as a head coach?
No! We are not ready AT ALL.
John Buccigross, of ESPN, also commonly refers to Chris as a “Hockey God.”
One of the primary reasons I tried to break my television every time the intermission shows came on back when ESPN still carried hockey.
Stafford won’t be a healthy scratch next year anyway.
Tight pants and white belts. yup, Ovechkin definitely needs to be in an emo band.
With Crunchy. They can be called ‘The Cheekbones’, but they would eventually break up with Ovechkin’s insistence on using strobe-lights during their set and his failure to understand why Crunchy won’t let him beat-box.
Wow :X
Chicago aparently gave Handzeus a deadline for telling them if he’s gonna hit the market or take their offer :X he has til the end of today..
heee. the same failings that won him a Jack Adams XD
Either that or they should just capitalize all the Cs in “healthy sCratCh”.
That hurt, Earl. That hurt me deeply. Poor Staffy! Don’t listen to him, Staffy! He’s just worried that his team won’t ever have a player with a uni-brow as respledent as yours or a player with as bad-ass rockin’ a band as Red Seal Peach (or Invisible Children or Cows of Fire or what it’s called now).
“Although are we really ready to talk here about Lindy Ruff’s failings as a head coach?”
*Cough*(gotfurtherthanthedevilsinthepasttwoyears)*Cough*
I keed! I keed!
“HE GOT HIT BY HIS OWN PLAYER! IT’S NOT LIKE HE DOVE IN FRONT OF THE SHOT! HE WAS IN THE WAY!”
Yeah, and everyone’s using that as indisputable proof that Drury played his heart out in the playoffs (even though he totally didn’t, because who besides Crunchy did?) Now my heart was warmed as much as anyone’s when he showed up back on the ice with his face all stitched up, but, dude. It ended up being the last game of the playoffs, so if that’s not the definition “too little, too late,” I don’t know what is. And even though everyone was complaining about the disappearance of our captains in the playoffs at the time, suddenly now they were heroes we can’t survive without?
Oh, Buffalo.
I can’t tell if this was added before or after the signing, but this is under the Trivia section from Drury’s Wikipedia article:
Drury is a fan of the New York Yankees.
His favorite team growing up was the New York Rangers.
See? There was evil in him all along.
With Crunchy. They can be called ‘The Cheekbones’, but they would eventually break up with Ovechkin’s insistence on using strobe-lights during their set and his failure to understand why Crunchy won’t let him beat-box.
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Sherry, I now declare every day is a national holiday in Canada! The world shouldn’t be deprived of this kind of genuis!
Red Seal Peach (or Invisible Children or Cows of Fire or what it’s called now).
You’renot joking right?…
See? There was evil in him all along.
He was a Ranger all along. Eww.
John Buccigross is THE biggest pusher of the Chris Drury Myth. He lovs the guy. Making it all the more funny when he was interviewed on the radio today and said his initial response to hearing Drury was going to the Rangers was something along the lines of, “Wha?
” (“Her?”)
“With Crunchy. They can be called ‘The Cheekbones’, but they would eventually break up with Ovechkin’s insistence on using strobe-lights during their set and his failure to understand why Crunchy won’t let him beat-box.”
Also, whenever they played a bad set, Crunchy would get pissed and dwell on it for days at a time. Ovechkin had no idea what Crunchy was talking about. All he knew was that there was no beatboxing going on. It was very tense.
Well. Sherry. that IS wiki. I mean ANYONE can edit that stuff :X.
But I ah.. think it’s true:
His current number 23 is to honor his childhood hero, New York Yankees first baseman Don Mattingly.
*Cough*(gotfurtherthanthedevilsinthepasttwoyears)*Cough*
I keed! I keed!
That’s cook, andrew. I wasn’t really able to read what you wrote anyway, because the glare of the Devils’ three Cups was so strong. :P
And just because I’m cutting one guy down doesn’t mean I think my Devils were any better! I mean, I’d take Lindy Ruff as head coach over, uh, who’s our coach now? Pat Quinn? Has that gone down yet? Or are we back to Robbie Ftorek? Can Lou talk Larry Robinson into one more nervous breakdown? Sigh.
It was very tense.
I can imagine the ‘Behind the Music’ feature on it to be very intense. Ovechkin would try to comfort Crunchy by telling him that the sets wouldn’t be bad if he’d just let him beatbox and Crunchy would protest that he just didn’t get it and how it used to be about the music and Ovie would say that beatbox would make it all better: “I swear to God!”
Heee..while wiki-ing:
After a July 2003 trade from Calgary to Buffalo: “I just don’t know what to think. I play in Colorado, they tell me they like me, and I get traded. I play in Calgary, and at the end of the season the GM tells me he likes me, and I get traded. I just hope my fiancee doesn’t tell me she likes me.” [1]
No Drury, see Buffalo told you they more than liked you, they loved you. But you didn’t want to be back.
Can Lou talk Larry Robinson into one more nervous breakdown?
HILARIOUS. man, that’s pretty good Schnookie….I would totally give out a laughter award if I had one named after me!
The Yankees and the Rangers…it’s double the ick.
Whew! Well, the Rangers got their first taste of what should be a daily occurrence of lockerroom drama:
Drury and Gomez were ushered out to a press conference by Rangers President and General Manager Glen Sather and Head Coach Tom Renney. Recognizing that both players had a preference for No. 23, which Drury wore in Buffalo and Gomez in New Jersey, Sather flipped a puck to determine who would wear the number for the Blueshirts next season. The winner of the puck flip was Drury, who grew up a Rangers fan in Trumbull, Conn., and has described the opportunity to play in New York as a dream come true.
I told you guys — Drury’s a slag-faced whore! With robot herpes! This Yankees/Rangers stuff should come as no surprise!
I am fascinated now by the tension and drama of the backstage goings-on with Crunchy and the OvieTones. Crunchy should know, though, that Ovie doesn’t want to learn about the various subtle elements that go into making a complete, well-rounded song. All he can think is, “MORE BEATBOX!”
Sather flipped a puck to determine who would wear the number for the Blueshirts next season.
I’d imagine this is how Drury and Shanny would decide who gets to wear the ‘C’ after they accidentally leave Jagr off the bus in the middle of nowhere after their latest road trip.
Well, the Rangers got their first taste of what should be a daily occurrence of lockerroom drama
Yup — each guy will demand a “puck flip” (dudes, flip a fucking coin. We’re not children) before EVERY game, and the equipment staff will have to make sure they have 23 sweaters on hand for both guys, so the winner can be outfitted promptly.
Ovechkin even attempted to beatbox during one of Crunchy’s keytar solos. They almost got in a fistfight on stage.
Luckily Danny Briere was close by, he was able to spear Ovechkin in the babymaker with a mic stand before it got out of hand.
I’d imagine this is how Drury and Shanny would decide who gets to wear the ‘C’ after they accidentally leave Jagr off the bus in the middle of nowhere after their latest road trip.
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I almost can’t wait for the season to start just so we can watch the magnificent, operatic unravellings of the Rangers!
Ovechkin even attempted to beatbox during one of Crunchy’s keytar solos. They almost got in a fistfight on stage.
Luckily Danny Briere was close by, he was able to spear Ovechkin in the babymaker with a mic stand before it got out of hand.
andrew, I don’t remember who had the Award last, but you’ve got it now. Nice one, working in the keytar!
I admit it, Lindy looked as stressed and panicked as the players during the post-season and should’ve stapled some combination or Roy/Pominville to the bench in favor of Staffy. I choose to think of it as an aberration however. I’ve never seen that from him before, I don’t expect to ever see it again.
I also admit to liking John Buccigross despite his musical prattling until this post-season when, in one of his columns, he claimed that Chris Drury should be the Sabres Con Smyth winner if the Sabres won it all. Are you kidding me with that? He disappeared for games, showing up to score a game-winner in the Rangers series, he turned over the puck as much as everyone else, and he got smoked in the face-off circle during the Ottawa series which is one of his most ballyhooed strengths. And also? RYAN MILLER!!!!!!!
Luckily Danny Briere was close by, he was able to spear Ovechkin in the babymaker with a mic stand before it got out of hand.
Yes and Ovechkin insists on singing while he’s on his back, just so he can make the Top 10 countdown every night and he forces Crunchy to choose between that or “MORE BEATBOX!”
Luckily Danny Briere was close by, he was able to spear Ovechkin in the babymaker with a mic stand before it got out of hand.
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The fangirls in audience for Briere thus decided to switch allegiance.
The Yankees and the Rangers…it’s double the ick.
That’s my parents.
All this Crunchy + Ovie band talk is making me laugh way too hard. Like, spill diet coke all over my bed hard.
Oh, yeah… The Yankees/Rangers stuff. True.
I almost can’t wait for the season to start just so we can watch the magnificent, operatic unravellings of the Rangers!
I think I’m going to TiVo the Rangers next season, too! But first, I’m going to bookmark all the articles that say the Rangers really stepped up and they’re gonna be cup contenders! And the Stars just sit idly by!
And when the Rangers unravel, I’ll shove it down their stinkin’ throats!
The fangirls in audience for Briere thus decided to switch allegiance.
Exactly! We won’t even begin to talk about the tension behind the scenes when Ovie emotionally accused Crunchy of trying to replace him with Danny for more ‘Emo-Fangirl-Points’.
Heather I don’t think anyone doubted that if the Sabres won it all it would’ve been Crunchy’s to lose. XD
Ovie would say that beatbox would make it all better: “I swear to God!”
“I swear my mother!”
oh good lord.
Rangers sign Jason Strudwick.
HAHAHHAA for months i had ‘i swear my mom’ on my msn dp (i made it in a avatar).. it was great. :X that and wodka.
Ovechkin even attempted to beatbox during one of Crunchy’s keytar solos. They almost got in a fistfight on stage.
Ovie also once made the enormous faux pas of suggesting the fans might like the band more if there was a little less electric oboe. Staffy’s currently getting flyers printed up to plaster Buffalo with: “Cows of Fire — An Bad-Ass Rockin’ Band, Now and Forever Electric Oboe Free”.
I also admit to liking John Buccigross despite his musical prattling until this post-season when, in one of his columns, he claimed that Chris Drury should be the Sabres Con Smyth winner if the Sabres won it all.
Heather, you could probably have seen the smoke coming out of my ears all the way up in Buffalo when I read that column. (Why was I read Bucci in the first place, when I hate everything about him? Because I was just that starved for hockey content. The best thing about having you all at IPB all day now is that you save me from myself — I no longer have to turn to Bucci to pass my time in a hockey-immersed manner.)
HAHAHHAA for months i had ‘i swear my mom’ on my msn dp
Damn! I couldn’t remember if it was “mom” or “mother” and I went the wrong way!
YESSSS
Capitals sign Nylander (Sorry Edmonton)
oops. sorry guys that was a 4 year deal :)
Ouch. That’s gotta sting for Edmonton.
Edmonton is really getting efficient at this new CBA, it seems. Now they are losing players before they even become Oilers.
Damn…poor Edmonton.
Staffy’s currently getting flyers printed up to plaster Buffalo with: “Cows of Fire — An Bad-Ass Rockin’ Band, Now and Forever Electric Oboe Free”.
I hope he’s using Lou’s new copy boy. He’s reportedly fantastic.
And the Bluejackets sign free agent defenceman Sheldon…Brookbank.
and did everyone see the Caps signing Tom Poti to 4 years? WTF? Tom Poti’s gonna need a walker in 4 years.
Everyone remember yesterday when I said that thing about giving up on hockey?
Really? Brookbanks wants to go to COLUMBUS?
ah. Money really does give.
Well, I’m heading out of work to go home and then to my book discussion group. Have a nice evening all.
Oi Steph, don’t give up. Wingswingswings.
“Really? Brookbanks wants to go to COLUMBUS?
ah. Money really does give.”
Hey, Sherry did clarify that it’s Sheldon and not Wade. I don’t think Sheldon ‘wants’ to go anywhere. I think he’ll play for any poor sap that will cut him a check.
Right…I have one team that cares about my well-being. I just need people to keep reminding me.
Yeah, Steph, what is with this self-pity when your primary team just keeps chugging along? You can’t be little miss “Oh don’t my Wings take ever such good care of me!” on the one hand, then on the other go, “Woe is me, the Oilers are so benighted!” I mean, really. :P
And on that note, I’m off to the farm and grocery store. See you all later!
Really now? TSN really sucks today.
you know who i really, really feel sorry for?
the Isles.
Nobody but Sillinger and DiPietro. and they face:
crosby, malkin, staal, fleury, jagr, drury, shanahan, gomez, briere, gagne, brodeur, lundqvist and biron!
32 times a year.
Good lord.
I’m sorta with Vinny on this one. If I could find myself in a place to feel sorry for anyone but the Devils and Oilers at the moment I could totally feel sorry for the Isles.
Yeah, Steph, what is with this self-pity when your primary team just keeps chugging along? You can’t be little miss “Oh don’t my Wings take ever such good care of me!” on the one hand, then on the other go, “Woe is me, the Oilers are so benighted!” I mean, really. :P
Hey hey now I just want to fit in with everyone else crying over free agency ruining my teams too, okay? :P
Yeah TSN is stuck on the Krajicek signing, but I think they’re waiting for the Preissing/Nylander signings to actually become official.
I did enjoy this comment regarding the Battaglia signing from Sportsnet though:
“This signing is dumb when you look at past teams who have won the cup …” –LEAFS_LEETCH
Hey hey now I just want to fit in with everyone else crying over free agency ruining my teams too, okay?
It’s true — it’s hard not to want to get into the act when you’re hanging out at a pity party like we’ve been throwing! ;-)
Is it really a pity party if there’s this many people at the party?
More of a pity-support party?
The only person I’ve lost so far is Preissing. If the Senators were serious about keeping him they probably should have made more of an effort to extend him during the season but I think they just weren’t too sure about his place on the team at the time. I’m more inclined to keep Corvo around now that Preissing’s walked though.
Aw Steph, even if the Red Wings did take a step back this summer (and that’s debatable), at least they had the luxury to do so.
Nashville, their one real central rival, took a severe step backwards, and even the Blues are more than a Kariya-signing from being legitimate threats. Columbus? Chicago?
At this point, I’d almost tell Holland, “Don’t hurt yourself trying to make the playoffs. Might as well save improvements for the trade deadline.”
I mean which would you rather, my every comment to read “woe is me my poor Oilers are all gone my life is miserable” or something more like “oh hey guys you know who ISN’T suffering? know who DIDN’T just lose a bunch of players? cause I think, oh, yeah the Wings didn’t!” hmmm? :P
Speaking of pain and suffering, I think we need to bring over a pint of Haagen-Daaz and comfort Margee over at SportSquee. Her more Isles have just been ravished. I can’t even find it in me to mock and tease them anymore, it’s that sad.
You know Steph, I think the way you behaved was perfect considering the circumstances.
Habs sign Hamrlik, y’all!
The Montreal Canadiens have signed unrestricted free-agent defenceman Roman Hamrlik to a four-year contract.
Margee, very true. B&J’s, Haagen Dazs, hugs, whatever. Comfort.
I probably can’t say anything, either, Steph, but I bet the majority would pick the woe-is-me stuff if forced to choose. :P
Nothing totally bad has happened to the Stars yet, but according to the fans that have commented on the local news site and the one hockey guy on the sports station, it’s the worst ever FA day ever. I mean, we should have ALL those guys! What happened to being the big spenders??
Um… didn’t help? Maybe that’s the problem.
The Nylander signing is official on the Caps website :( but I guess other than that, none others?
Well so I guess Souray’s not gonna be back.. but i think Hamrlik will be a defensive upgrade. I mean Souray’s like a missplaced forward seriously.
Margee deserves anything she wants T___T good lord I really don’t want to be an Isles fan today.
HEY MAYBE THEY”LL GET STAMKOS NEXT YEAR :o
Aw Steph, even if the Red Wings did take a step back this summer (and that’s debatable), at least they had the luxury to do so.
You know, I’m sad about losing Schneider but I don’t think the overall impact is going to be all that massive, especially since we effectively filled that void right away, even if Raffie isn’t necessarily some exact Schneider-replacement. And the other guys we have to sign still (outside of Hasek because that’s some kind of sure bet anyway), Markov and Bertuzzi, it’d be nice to have them but if we don’t I don’t feel like they’re any kind of irreplaceable. For that matter, the only really true personal upset I’ve ever had thanks to the Wings was the Manny debacle last summer and even that wasn’t necessarily bad management…
It’s probably good I have the Oilers to put things into perspective about how lucky I am re: the Wings. I still feel like I’d rather whine about how it’s not fair and I want my captain back though :P
And seriously, poor Margee. I’ll throw in a few pints for that.
Steph did you want Lang?
RDS is reporting Lang to the Hawks :X
Vinny, I knew we weren’t keeping him…Hawks actually makes me happier than some other places would because I see them a couple times a year.
Hawks actually makes me happier than some other places would because I see them a couple times a year.
A couple times a year? Steph, that’s more than Blackhawk fans will get to see him!
Habs get Flame cooties. Ew.
On the other note, I dreamt Phaneuf was traded and I was pretty curious to see if it came true.
Souray will def not be back but I think I’ll kind of miss him… ice wise – not female beating wise.
Robert Lang to the Hawks is a 2-year-deal.
And now that I’ve effectively killed the thread, it’s time for dinner. See you guys!
I need to work so FUCKING JASON SMITH.
Bye Jordi and Sherry!
*tumbleweed comes flying past* mmmm, empty.
Hey! Who you calling a tumbleweed?!
*Earl materializes next to me*
People! *hugsmuch*
Or at least… Person.
I think. Earl are you human?
human. video game. whatever!
Earl are you human?
I am an e4 human. Pretty much all human functions intact except mature emotions.
Andrew, whatever is about right.
I am an e4 human. Pretty much all human functions intact except mature emotions.
Hey, that’s cool.
I’m bummed the Sharks let Scott Hannan walk. I thought he provided a steadying influence on their blue line. Wonder if Doug Wilson has anything working.
Wonder if Doug Wilson has anything working.
Somehow I get the sense that SJ should be the actual frontrunner for Souray now, but that’s based on nothing useful. Just his desire to head to ANA or LA but neither team having the budget to take him, so he’d just go as geographically close as possible (without touching Phoenix).
I don’t know, I mean Souray’s great and all but SJ already has 2 or 3 ‘offensive defensemen’. I would like to see them pick up someone a little more defensively accountable than Souray.
but hey, that’s why I ain’t a GM.
Oh, I don’t think Souray’s the right answer for the Sharks by any means (especially if he’s turning down 4-year, $5.5M-per-year deals from MTL), but honestly, it’s tough to figure out where he’s going to get similar money anywhere. But yeah, if I’m Doug Wilson I probably make it a priority not to speak with Souray’s people until August.
I would say I’m confident that they won’t talk to him until the price is right. But, Wilson’s moves at the trade deadline this year smacked of desperation. Bill Guerin? So, anyway, in the past I would have been confident, but I think the pressure of a couple early playoff exits is starting to mount. That means bad decisions could be imminent. Crossing my fingers!
That means bad decisions could be imminent. Crossing my fingers!
I assume when you cross your fingers about this and when I cross my fingers about this we are wishing for two different outcomes.
C’mon, bad decisions!
Dead :)
Way to go Earl!
“C’mon, bad decisions!”
Hush up, Sleek. I don’t need your Duck luck getting in the way!
I hope Guerin is signed soon, so he doesn’t fall back in our lap.
Surely not, right?
Hush up, Sleek. I don’t need your Duck luck getting in the way!
Aw, that’s just my blog-persona’s position. I rather like the Sharks being very very damn good–makes this 8 games a year series much more exciting than some of our Gretzky-led divisionmates.
I rather like the Sharks being very very damn good–makes this 8 games a year series much more exciting than some of our Gretzky-led divisionmates.
I agree, mostly. Sometimes, though, I wish I were in the Wings’ shoes, division-wise. Even Nashville’s not looking like much competition in the future…
Sheesh, the ‘Yotes are f*cking terrible aren’t they? At least the Kings have some exciting prospects. Phoenix has two things: Jack and Shit, and Jack left town.
Patty, this goes back to today’s conversations about stupid fans. Every team has them. The Stars’ stupid fans would all probably be thrilled to get Bill Guerin back.
No, I take that back. I like a good competitive division. I take it back.
What is it with the L.A. Kings and Slovak pride? Kukla’s says they are on the verge of signing Handzus and Nagy, and he neglects to mention they still probably have Ziggy Palffy on speed-dial.
The Stars’ stupid fans would all probably be thrilled to get Bill Guerin back.
But look! He was having a comeback year in St. Louis! *HUGE eyeroll*
I’m so glad to hear I’m not alone in my disdain for Guerin.
Phoenix has two things: Jack and Shit, and Jack left town.
And nobody wants to be the one to tell Shit he should leave, too.
Patty, what do you think about the Stars losing Sydor to the Pens?
what do you think about the Stars losing Sydor to the Pens?
I dunno. I’m a little surprised, but it’s okay with me. I didn’t think he played that poorly. I like the guy. I was kind of hoping, as I mentioned before, that they’d sign him so he could be traded later. And so they don’t trade away any of my favorite defensemen, which are most of them.
I hear he was a little peeved at the treatment he got in negotiation.
He played with Zubov a lot and they were pretty good together, had good chemistry and are opposite-handed, so nobody had to play on the wrong side. But Zubov and Boucher were a pair on the power play. In 05-06, Zubov and Boucher were the top pair and Bouch played on the wrong side and did fine, I thought.
So I’m okay with it. And I would have been okay with him staying.
What do you think about it? Would you have wanted him for the Sharks? Are you upset Hannan went elsewhere?
Phoenix has two things: Jack and Shit, and Jack left town.
And nobody wants to be the one to tell Shit he should leave, too.
Beautiful, Patty! Simply beautiful!
I guess I’m indifferent. I just knew that Sydor was a fan favorite in Dallas. I don’t think the Sharks should have fought for him, I think Rivet fills a similar role. Maybe a little less of an offensive upside, but Rivet started to show that a little in SJ when given the chance.
I am bummed about Hannan leaving. But did you see what he got? 4 years at $18 million?! That’s waaay too much for him. That’s like Jay-McKee-overpaid. I’m super glad SJ locked up Joe Thornton for another 3 years though.
You know what’s good about IPB being so quiet? I finally got the courage to read my interview.
Wow. It’s awful. My IPB shoutout is in it though…
And, regarding Sydor, I might have missed a lot of what he does, because I can be overly fixated on Zubov. I actually wondered, about halfway through a game once, where Sydor was. And then I found him. Out there playing, the whole game. Never noticed him.
Mags, yeah… we’re gonna need to see that transcript.
“Out there playing, the whole game. Never noticed him.
Then I guess the Devils should have been the team to sign him! ZING!
Mags, you have to post your interview!
I just knew that Sydor was a fan favorite in Dallas.
I was terribly upset when he was traded to Columbus back in ’03. But I got over it and I’m still kind of over it. I moved on and found newer, hotter defensemen to love.
He’s not the offensive type he used to be. He had a mainly defensive role in Tampa Bay, and he was generally the same here when he came back.
anyone?…because, you know, the Devils have a bunch of non-stars….? no?
damnit! well I thought it was clever!
I’ll translate once I get over the “Ew… Did I really say that?!” phase.
I got it Andrew :P You’re so nice.
“I moved on and found newer, hotter defensemen to love.”
I’m sure that’s how I’ll feel about Hannan one day. Except, y’know, without the hotness factor.
Then I guess the Devils should have been the team to sign him! ZING!
Ha!
Except, y’know, without the hotness factor.
Are you sure? :P
“Are you sure? :P”
Why? Is he hot? should I change my stance on this one?
“Out there playing, the whole game. Never noticed him.
Then I guess the Devils should have been the team to sign him! ZING!
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Good one, Andrew! (I was struggling with writing a post for tonight, thus the delay in responding. We never changed our WordPress settings, so the new day starts at 8pm, so there’s always a frantic rush to get in under the wire.)
I don’t know much about Hannan, so maybe he’s got, you know, intangibles or something. But I think most defensemen would be hotter. :D
WHOA! SLEEK! The Ducks just signed Bertuzzi!
MAN, I don’t want him in the division. Better than on my team, I guess.
“We never changed our WordPress settings, so the new day starts at 8pm, so there’s always a frantic rush to get in under the wire.”
Ahh, the stress filed life of a hard hitting blog writer! I’m sure it will be wonderful Pookie.
On that note. I’m goin’ home. You guys have a good night, and I’ll be sure to tip one for IPB.
I’m going to head on home, too. I guess there’s no point in waiting for it stop raining. I really can’t believe we’re still getting rain, in July!
WHOA! SLEEK! The Ducks just signed Bertuzzi!
(Sigh). Steph is going to kill me.
But this does answer one question. I really was wondering who could replace Brad May’s sucker-punching.
Really I was.
Grumpy Bear’s contract is for two seasons. The Flames also signed Owen Nolan to a one-year contract.
Sportsnet is reporting Handzus, Nagy and Calder to the Kings.
Beyond just the surprise that Bertuzzi didn’t disappear into thin air after he proved to be pretty much useless for the Wings… someone is giving Owen Nolan actual real money? Seriously??
someone is giving Owen Nolan actual real money? Seriously??
It’s $2 million plus bonuses. I’m assuming it’s actual, real money but I can also sort of see Sutter sitting in his office counting seashells as well.
Sportsnet is also reporting Bryan Smolinski to the Habs for 1 year/$2 million
(Sigh). Steph is going to kill me.
FEUD BACK ON.
Bertuzzi didn’t disappear into thin air after he proved to be pretty much useless for the Wings
Actually I liked what he did while he was here. Could have been better, but I think it was about what we were expecting and would have probably improved… I wanted him to stay :(
FEUD BACK ON.
Oh, it was off? What happened since yesterday?
Oh, it was off? What happened since yesterday?
The Oilers distressed me too much to keep up the feuding energy. You could’ve been off the hook! But noooooo, had to go be greedy and snatch up some more…
But noooooo, had to go be greedy and snatch up some more…
Eklund’s reporting that Burke is trying to sign Hasek to a deal out of pure spite.
Eklund’s reporting that Burke is trying to sign Hasek to a deal out of pure spite.
How sad is it that my first inclination was to go see if he really was?
I got to comment 333 and then I had to quit for the time being. But WOW, you have all be on fire! I was cracking up all over the place. Well done IPB’ers!