Today the spiders who live in IPB’s inbox had to scurry aside for a moment when we got an honest-to-goodness email from someone in response to yesterday’s edition of The IPB Hour. John Fischer very thoughtfully came up with statbitty rebuttals to a few of the assessments we made about which Devils forwards are overachieving and which ones are underachieving. Now, we are very much of the “Tra la la feelings” approach to discussing hockey (as Katebits so aptly puts it), so when someone comes at us with statbits, it’s like we’re in a gladiator movie and our opponent just threw a handful of dirt in our eyes. Now we’re staggering around, roaring with pain from the injury to our pride, and more than that, we’re suddenly having our asses kicked by the net-and-trident guy when we’re armed with what seemed to be a far superior weapon like a battleaxe, or a spiked club.
John F.’s statbits left us reeling; we had to let some time pass, flush the grit out of our eyes, and disentangle ourselves from his insidious weaponized net. But now we’re ready to return to the ring and address his concerns. The player in question? John Madden. We said he was overachieving, and we even went so far as to ramble off on a tangent about something ridiculous like how he deserves the C or whatever. We don’t really remember. We were probably drunk when we said it. But anyway, this is what John F. said:
I have a bit issue with your description of John Madden as an overachiever with his scoring this year. His 19 goals are currently the highest he’s had since 2002-2003 (incidentally, his second highest season in shots with 207). But between then he’s had 12, 16, and 12 then. While his 19 goals have helped a lot, it’s not exactly new for him. Furthermore, his 23 assists is perfectly in line with his last 4 seasons (22, 23, 20, 20). He’s certainly more accurate/lucky this year; but wouldn’t you think it’s a bit of stretch to say he’s overachieving considering his past numbers. He’s just simply having a better statistical year than he’s had since the lockout (seriously, check the +/-).
Aieee! Our eyes! Okay, we’re trying to play it cool and just blink it off. These are salient points, yes, that his assists are just more of the same, and his goal total, while higher than the last few years, is hardly a staggering increase. But the “tra la la feelings” aspect of Madden-as-overachiever is actually manifested statbitstastically there in his +/-. He was -7 in each of the last two seasons and is +2 as of right now. Again, not a humongous increase, but it is at least a bit indicative of the overall improvement of Madden’s game. The thing about Madden’s value as a player is that it’s not entirely measurable in the static statbits. As a checking forward, he’s a guy whose contributions in a game are often just his smarts, or his tenacity, or his speed, or his strength in holding off an opponent; scoring is often just gravy with him. And it has seemed, over the last two years, and especially in the playoffs last year, that Madden’s smarts, tenacity, speed and strength were all eroding. Maybe we were being overly hard on him, but our expectations were lowered considerably after an extravagantly putrid showing last Spring, and he’s been, to borrow Asham’s label, quite the pleasant surprise this year. So while John F. has exposed the weaknesses in our praise of Madden’s scoring this year, we still stand by our belief that Madden’s overachieving in the “tra la la feelings” arena. He might not be having a career year in a “monster numbers” kind of way, but there’s no question when you watch the guy play that Madden has been rejuvenated.
Basically, what we’re saying is this: comparing John Madden’s statbits from this season with where he’s been throughout his career, you end up with “average”. But comparing his tra-la-la-feelingsbits from this season with where he was last Spring, you come up with a massive improvement. Therefore, it is cogently evident that the salient points of our argument are:
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Okay, we think we’re also saying that John F. remains the king of the statistical analysis for the Devils, which is why In Lou We Trust is as good as it gets.


But comparing his tra-la-la-feelingsbits from this season with where he was last Spring, you come up with a massive improvement.
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I LOVE it! If statbits are measured with numbers, I think tra-la-la-feelingsbits are measured in puffs of wispy pink vapor.
If that’s the case, Madden has increased his tra-la-la-feelingsbits by at least 50 wispy pink vapor puffs. Easily.
In considering some kind of tra-la-la-feelingsbits metric, I was veering toward one of those “Daily Show” bar graphs where they totally skew the size of one of the bars and say, “But if we represent the number this way, it looks much bigger!” I think puffs of wispy pink vapor are a WAY better way to measure them, though. Much more evocative.
Madden has increased his tra-la-la-feelingsbits by at least 50 wispy pink vapor puffs.
You really can’t argue with those numbers. The man is a beast.
The man is a beast wrapped in pink vapor puffs covered in candy floss.
You really can’t argue with those numbers. The man is a beast.
I know! Imagine taking those kinds of wispy pink vapor puffs to the negotiating table with you. Talk about numerically proving what an overachiever you are! :P
Imagine taking those kinds of wispy pink vapor puffs to the negotiating table with you.
Lou takes wispy pink vapor puff tra-la-la-feelingsbits very seriously.
Lou runs his entire business on tra-la-la-feelingsbits. If we hadn’t gotten to naming them first, he would have trademarked them as “LouMetrics”.
While I adore the name Tra-La-La-Feelingsbits, it might be a bit long to whip out in the heat of the battle. By the time you’re done explaining your ultra-awesome battleplan, your head is rolling around in the dirt, removed from your body without the aid of anesthesia.
So I propose, for battle purposes only, shortening Tra-La-La-Feelingsbits to simple GutBits.
Straight, simple, and to the point.
You can thank me later, when your head is still attached and the statbits guy is impaled on your spiked club or battleaxe (no offense John F. You’re still my statbit hero).
Josh:
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You can thank me later, when your head is still attached and the statbits guy is impaled on your spiked club or battleaxe
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GutBits is a very nice way of putting it, Josh. Very dynamic and straightforward. It lacks some of the “puffy pink wisps of smoke” of tra-la-la-feelingsbits (or TLLFbits), but it has far fewer hyphens, which makes it easier to type. :D
I LOVE the idea of Tra-La-La-Feelingbits! So delighful! And your battle graphic is hilarious.
So when Matty messes up “statistically” and I don’t pay attention, are those hot-hot-Swede-smoke-screenbits?
Josh, your tra-la-la-feelingsbits are OFF THE CHARTS! (I like GutBits, but I will probably only resort to that term in the very most desperate battles. I’m not sure about the conversion rate of TLLFbits to GutBits, so I feel a bit insecure with GutBits. )
GutBits seem like they’d be measured in handfuls of screws.
So when Matty messes up “statistically” and I don’t pay attention, are those hot-hot-Swede-smoke-screenbits?
Okay, first of all, I love the quotes around “statistically”. I don’t really trust “statistical” things, either. :P
Second, I think hot-hot-Swede-smoke-screenbits are a big subset of TLLFbits. HHSSSbits are a TLLFbit that carries a lot of weight when you’re assessing the true value of a guy.
GutBits seem like they’d be measured in handfuls of screws.
Which means they hurt a HELL of a lot more when you throw them in someone’s eyes. Certainly more than statbits, which only feel like dust.
GutBits seem like they’d be measured in handfuls of screws.
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Good point, Schnookie! I guess I was thinking more like GutBits would be measured in units of “your enemy holding a handful of screws”.
So, the steelier guys have high GutBits? I’m getting totally confused.
Gio has tons of GutBits.
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He’ll tell anyone who asks, though, how much it hurts to have to get those GutBits out of the big bin.
Gio has tons of GutBits.
Oddly enough, though, Gio’s not really excelling in statbits or TLLFbits.
(And anyone who says that Gio’s got a respectable number of goals — John F — I say, yeah, but in this case I’m looking at Gio now vs. Gio all-time. Sure that didn’t work in my favorite in the Madden argument, but this argument is different! :P)
So, the steelier guys have high GutBits? I’m getting totally confused.
I don’t know! I didn’t invent GutBits! Don’t look at me! :)
So, the steelier guys have high GutBits? I’m getting totally confused.
So am I. And I started the GutBits thing.
I think 20-25 puffy pink wisps of smoke TLLFBits = 1 handful of screws GutBit.
I may be off, though, I haven’t taken any courses in LouMetrics in ages.
So, the steelier guys have high GutBits? I’m getting totally confused.
I think GutBits are just the guy version of TLLFbits. You know, for dudes who don’t want to be seen in public arguing “tra la la feelings.” It’s sort of like G.I. Joe and Barbie. They’re essentially the same thing, but allowing for gender identification. :P
Ok here we go. This is the playoffs. Hopefully they have a bunch of gutbits tonight.
WOOOO!!!! Nazzy just knocked down Iginla! HA!
I may be off, though, I haven’t taken any courses in LouMetrics in ages.
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I think one handful of GutBits screws is exactly the same thing as one puffy wisp of pink smoke of TLLFbits.
I may be off, though, I haven’t taken any courses in LouMetrics in ages.
We need to get a Certified Public LouMetric Actuary over here stat! Or do I mean “stat”?
Oh super. HA. Calgary scores. Joke, joke, joke.
We need to get a Certified Public LouMetric Actuary over here stat! Or do I mean “stat”?
See what she did there?
I think one handful of GutBits screws is exactly the same thing as one puffy wisp of pink smoke of TLLFbits.
Yeah, exactly. I mean, on paper it sounds like a wisp of pink vapor should be all cute and insignificant. But TLLFbits aren’t nothing. They’re very important and meaningful puffs.
Joke, joke, joke.
Wheaty! Wheaty! Wheaty!
See what she did there?
I know! I’m too clever by half.
Wait, by half of what? A vapor puff? A handful of screws? I’m confused!
We need to get a Certified Public LouMetric Actuary over here stat! Or do I mean “stat”?
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In order to be a CPLA, you have to work in a little Bob Cratchitt office, with one coal to heat you, keeping all the -bits in dusty old ledgers, writing with scratchy feather quill, and working by candlelight. You know, to keep costs down. LouMetrics, beyond the measure of -bits, is all about a lifestyle of cost-effectiveness.
I think one handful of GutBits screws is exactly the same thing as one puffy wisp of pink smoke of TLLFbits.
That’s entirely possible. I need to brush up on LouMetrics.
Though I would imagine that studying LouMetrics is a study in futility. Knowing Lou, LouMetrics probably changes to suit his need at all times.
I may be off, though, I haven’t taken any courses in LouMetrics in ages.
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I agree with Schnookie. In order to maintain order in within this column of stats 1 TLLFbit= 1 GutBit. If it gets anymore complicated than that, the league will claim we’re making things too confusing for the fans.
But wait, Katebits, what if we use the Czech Extraliga system of saying 3 TLLFbits = 1 Gutbit?
Though I would imagine that studying LouMetrics is a study in futility. Knowing Lou, LouMetrics probably changes to suit his need at all times.
You’re so right. It’s a very shifty set of numbers and measures.
If it gets anymore complicated than that, the league will claim we’re making things too confusing for the fans.
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But wait, Katebits, what if we use the Czech Extraliga system of saying 3 TLLFbits = 1 Gutbit?
Well, as long as overtime doesn’t increase the overall number of available bits, I don’t care.
Well, as long as overtime doesn’t increase the overall number of available bits, I don’t care.
WINNER!
Well, as long as overtime doesn’t increase the overall number of available bits, I don’t care.
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Boomer, as usual, finds the perfect way to solve the confusion here. “TLLFbits and Gutbits are the same thing, because that’s where you feel the TLLFbits.”
This is the best conversation about hockey I’ve ever had! :P
I know! To think we’ve been talking hockey for how long without a metric like TLLFbits! I wish I could go do this year over again! (For other reasons too. This season is shaping up to be pretty disastrous.)
Boomer, as usual, finds the perfect way to solve the confusion here. “TLLFbits and Gutbits are the same thing, because that’s where you feel the TLLFbits.”
Boomer is a Kissinger-esque mediator, clearly. I’m comfortable with that ruling!
“Wheaty! Wheaty! Wheaty!”
Thanks, Pookie! I am a pretty little piece of wheat…I will be ever so wheaty. I will fill cabs with my totally bitching wheatiness.
Ummm…yeah. I think that vodka is hitting me.
Sadly, I’m not sure the Sabres season looks too much better even when taking TLLFbits into account. Although, I suppose today’s win, while only worth 2 points in the standings, was pretty impressive from a TLLFbits standpoint. Especially for my favorite fellas.
Although, I suppose today’s win, while only worth 2 points in the standings, was pretty impressive from a TLLFbits standpoint. Especially for my favorite fellas.
Once I get past pretty much the only statbit I truly care about (namely: winning), I move right on to TLLFbits. When you can combine the two? It’s a little slice of heaven. (Like the one game we went to at The Rock, where the Devils beat the Canes and Pando and Paulie had scads of points. That’s the game of the year in my book!)
I really doubt I’ll ever see Goose feed Toni Tone Tony the puck for a goal again. That play alone might make this the game of the year. I’m pretty sure they did that just for me.
WOoooo! We made the playoffs!! We got to overtime!
(sorry, out again for the OT)
alix, I worry for what the Canucks are doing to your poor little liver :P
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Go Stars!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
That play alone might make this the game of the year. I’m pretty sure they did that just for me.
Oh, there is simply no other explanation for it. That was 100% a shoutout. Or a fight for your love. Didn’t they both turn to the camera after the goal was scored and wink while licking their lips seductively and/or mouthing, “I love you Katebits”?
Didn’t they both turn to the camera after the goal was scored and wink while licking their lips seductively and/or mouthing, “I love you Katebits”?
Shoot. I don’t know because I was making out with the television at the time. I better check the tivo. :P
I don’t know because I was making out with the television at the time.
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It’s the TLLFbits. Sometimes, that’s what they’ll make you do. (How often do statbits make you make out with the TV? Hmmm? Yeah, I think I just proved that TLLFbits are the superior measure of an NHLer.) (And I know we can all think, offhand, of a few people who probably do make out with their TVs over statbits, but those people are weird. :P)
“alix, I worry for what the Canucks are doing to your poor little liver :P”
HA HA! Yeah, you probably should. Thanks for your concern :D But Nazzy scored in the last minute of the first to make it 2-2, so I’m a happy strand of wheat. For now.
Live blogging is hard dudes. I’m impressed you do it all the time.
YAY! Nazzy has 25 acorns! Suck on that Nazzy haters!
WOOOO!!!!! Go Nazzy! (alix, in my experience, drunk diarizing is WAY harder than diarizing sober. :P)
WOOOO!!!!! Go Nazzy! (alix, in my experience, drunk diarizing is WAY harder than diarizing sober. :P)
If something is more difficult while drunk than sober, then you’re just not drunk enough.
If something is more difficult while drunk than sober, then you’re just not drunk enough.
You make a very good point, Josh. I’ll work on that next time. :D
“(alix, in my experience, drunk diarizing is WAY harder than diarizing sober. :P)”
Hee! That’s probably true.
EEEE!!!!!! Linden has 2 goals!!! And Mike Weaver gets his first point as a Canuck! WOOO!
Good luck to you and your team, alix! I’m signing off now, but your live blog is looking great so far!
Good night, everyone!
(And I know we can all think, offhand, of a few people who probably do make out with their TVs over statbits, but those people are weird. :P)
Whatever, Schnookie. Whatever.
Whatever, Schnookie. Whatever.
I totally didn’t mean you, Meg! But… if that’s your thing, who am I to judge? :P
Thanks, Pookie. Good night!
I totally didn’t mean you, Meg! But… if that’s your thing, who am I to judge? :P
Well I like TLLFbits too, but only when other people’s TTLFbits agree with my own. :)
But yes, I’m not going to lie: I love me a hot statbit.
Meg is totally hot for statbits. It’s not a secret :-D
How’s it going over there, alix?
Actually, I have to admit, I might have made out with my TV a little when MSG flashed that statbit about Roy-Z and Pommers being outscored only by Ovechkin and Malkin since the All-Star break. That was a totally hot statbit.
Fabulous so far Heather! The Canucks are winning 5-2. Trev Linden has scored TWICE! Nazzy is hot. I’m tipsy. Good stuff. But the Canucks have given up leads a lot lately, so I’m cautiously optimistic.
Excellent, alix! I’m glad to hear it! I understand the cautious optimism but hopefully they’ll pull it out for you! Lord knows you deserve it even if they don’t :D
6-2. That makes it a little easier to mess up. Maybe. Heh. Yeah…I don’t know if these losers deserve this game :p
Actually, I have to admit, I might have made out with my TV a little when MSG flashed that statbit about Roy-Z and Pommers being outscored only by Ovechkin and Malkin since the All-Star break. That was a totally hot statbit.
That’s what I’m saying . . . statbits can be totally sexy too. :P
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
The Canucks aren’t dead!!
Trev Linden is first star!!
Yay, alix! Yay, Trev!
And Nazzy was so hot too! I love hockey. Although I don’t know why these bastards didn’t play like this 4 games ago…those bitches!
So, good morning everyone! I’ve had the strangest day today so far — I was wide awake about two hours earlier than usual, so I was like, “What the hell? I guess I’ll just go to work now.” And here I am, 2+ hours into my workday, and I’m like, “What was I THINKING???”
And here I am, 2+ hours into my workday, and I’m like, “What was I THINKING???”
I’m so sorry, Schnookie!
I just zipped out to the bagel store to get my lunch. I figured going now would mean not dealing with the place during the lunch hour rush. The problem with that? I have a fresh, hot bagel sitting at my desk and I can’t eat it until 1. Darnnit!
Ooooh… that’s tough Pookie. That’s one reason why I don’t go out for bagels often — I always end up either eating them right away and then spending lunchtime wondering where my lunch is, or I end up getting a second bagel to tide me over until lunch.
And here I am, 2+ hours into my workday, and I’m like, “What was I THINKING???”
That stinks, Schnookie.
Thanks, Amy. On the bright side, though, I get to leave early because I was in early. And more than that, my boss noticed I was here early. Yay for brownie points! :D
Schnookie, at least you get to leave early! Hurray! And Pookie, I’m sorry about your bagel.
It doesn’t feel like the weekend should have been over so soon!
Hello!
Apparently drunk live blogging on a Sunday night is a bad idea. Heh.
It doesn’t feel like the weekend should have been over so soon!
I know! I had a fantastic weekend, but now I’m like, “Wait, where’d my weekend go?!”
You’ll be done that much sooner, Schnookie! That sucks about the bagel, Pookie. Mmmm. Bagel. Does it have cream cheese?
I had a fantastic weekend, but now I’m like, “Wait, where’d my weekend go?!”
I know! I had people calling me all over the place to go out and celebrate! I was on the phone telling people, “You don’t understand, I’m just all booked up!” That was a strange feeling to be sure.
Apparently drunk live blogging on a Sunday night is a bad idea.
I can also attest that liveblogging after you’ve taken a double does of NyQuil is a very bad idea as well, alix.
I know! I had a fantastic weekend, but now I’m like, “Wait, where’d my weekend go?!”
Same here. I feel like I just need a weekend to lay on the couch and veg out.
And I bought my laptop this weekend. So in about a week-and-a-half, I should be seeing a whole new world opened up to me, right?
alix, I think your drunk live-blog was delightful! And really, being able to write anything during these awful divisional games now is a feat of no small accomplishment.
Amy, that’s so exciting about your laptop!
A new laptop! How exciting!
alix, I thought your live blog was awesome!
Hey guys, Sports Illustrated is looking for a librarian! I could get the job and then subtlely change all the articles that aren’t about hockey into articles about hockey!
YAY! New lap tops are fun.
Thanks Ookies! Coming from you two, that’s a really nice compliment.
That would be so funny, Pookie!
So in about a week-and-a-half, I should be seeing a whole new world opened up to me, right?
You’ll see colors you’ve never seen before!
You’ll see colors you’ve never seen before!
It’s true. The world is black-and-white until you get that laptop.
You’ll see colors you’ve never seen before!
Sounds like fun.
Hey guys, Sports Illustrated is looking for a librarian! I could get the job and then subtlely change all the articles that aren’t about hockey into articles about hockey!
Sure hockey is the red-headed stepchild at SI, but they do include some completely random tidbits every now and then. I’m always shocked at the players they include in the pop-culture grid (Marty, Pommers) and they did just do two articles on Ovie in the past month-and-a-half.
and they did just do two articles on Ovie in the past month-and-a-half.
Well, as soon as Pookie’s on board, she’ll nip that in the bud.
“I could get the job and then subtlely change all the articles that aren’t about hockey into articles about hockey!”
Oooo! Oooo! Change them to glowing artilces about the Devils! This way the rest of the sports press can have a collective: Whaaaaaaaaat?
This way the rest of the sports press can have a collective: Whaaaaaaaaat?
HA! Yeah, the rest of the sports press would be like, “Aha! The final piece of irrefutable proof that SI is out of touch and obsolete!”
BTW. Your Tra La La Feelings are correctomundo about Madden. He is rejuvenated this year. It was a postgame interview with Cangelosi that Madden admitted he was feeling better this year because he finally took the advice of his wife, the NUTRITIONIST, and started eating better. He has dropped 10 -15 pounds (of lard) from his playing weight from the last couple of years.
Madden made a point that he was drinking water and cranberry juice instead of soda all the time. World class athlete ladies and gentlemen. Has a wife who’s a nutritionist. Took him three years to cut out the two liter Dr. Peppers. Sigh…
Well, as soon as Pookie’s on board, she’ll nip that in the bud.
Boxworthy’s already figuring out how to butter up Pookie to include favorable content about Zach.
“Boxworthy’s already figuring out how to butter up Pookie to include favorable content about Zach.”
Just make sure Pookie types the stuff up and not Boxworthy. Otherwise Zach will be retired by the time Boxworthy finishes.
Has a wife who’s a nutritionist. Took him three years to cut out the two liter Dr. Peppers. Sigh…
Well, he has been looking up to Marty in the dressing room all these years. But yeah, he cut out the Dr. Pepper and brought in the… um… “nutrition”. Heh. Gary Roberts told him, “Don’t ask what it’s in it — just eat it!”
Boxworthy’s already figuring out how to butter up Pookie to include favorable content about Zach.
So I’d be working in a swanky office and receiving lavish gifts from Zach! Sounds awesome! Now if only I weren’t terribly underqualified!
World class athlete ladies and gentlemen. Has a wife who’s a nutritionist. Took him three years to cut out the two liter Dr. Peppers. Sigh…
I know! I just don’t understand these guys! (Of course, I’m always HIGHLY suspicious of these guys who are all, “No, no! I just changed my diet! And now I’m 33 and faster than I’ve ever been in my life.” Suuuuure you are. That said, Madden always looked like he was challenging Marty for the title of Mr. Chunkiest Devil, and he’s certainly a hell of a lot more streamlined this year. So, uh, maybe it is just all the weight loss. Heh.)
EEEE!!! Matty’s ahead of schedule and is planning to be back for the FIRST game of the playoffs! Hooray! Now those other losers have to make sure they played like they did last night, so there is actually playoffs for Matty to come back to.
Now those other losers have to make sure they played like they did last night, so there is actually playoffs for Matty to come back to.
Yay!
Lindy said this morning that Teppo, Tri and Spacek aren’t ready to play tomorrow night, but one of the three could be ready to play Thursday night, but he’s not sure which one.
That is great news! I bet Buffalo goes nuts if it’s Teppo.
Yay for Matty! That’s AWESOME news, alix! I’m sure the boys will be inspired by his possible return and play their little hearts out.
Please let it be Teppo! I probably should hope for it to be Spacek but I want it to be Teppo.
I hope you’re right, Schnookie!
Please let it be Teppo! I probably should hope for it to be Spacek but I want it to be Teppo.
Me too, Heather. I’m kind of like, “screw it, the season is basically over anyway, I want the player I like best not the one who’ll be most helpful.” Although on the technical side of things, since Teppo plays on the right if it’s him that probably means that Paetsch just comes out and the pairings don’t change. If Jaro comes back either Pratt comes out or the pairings change. So there is that benefit.
Meg, I love that you took my emotional whim and found a logical argument for it :-D
I’m kind of like, “screw it, the season is basically over anyway, I want the player I like best not the one who’ll be most helpful.”
You know, that’s kind of how I feel, except Russian is extraordinarily helpful. If he would just hurry up with the skatey-skatey and get going again, watching hockey would be so much more fun. (What I’ll do when he retires, I don’t know.) /Caitlin’s impatience.
I’m rooting for Teppo, Sabres fans, woo! I hope he comes back for y’all!
Meg, I love that you took my emotional whim and found a logical argument for it :-D
Heh…I’m not sure it’s a good logical argument but I’m damn well going to stick with it.
Although on the technical side of things, since Teppo plays on the right if it’s him that probably means that Paetsch just comes out and the pairings don’t change. If Jaro comes back either Pratt comes out or the pairings change. So there is that benefit.
You’re right that Paetsch would probably get pulled. If you think about it, no matter how bad they’ve been lately, Toni and Hank are untouchable. The Baby D has been the most consistent pairing, which leaves Paetch and Pratt. Pratt’s got a mean streak and gets the concept of protecting Crunchy, so by logic, Paetsch sits.
Then again, when has logic ever ruled in hockey.
I’m so in love with our Baby D! I know they’re likely to hit some rough spots next season if they’re both up but I love them anyway.
Wow! With Trev’s two goals last night, he moved past Lindros to 99th for all time scoring. Today is a good day! Matty’s coming in on his white horse, Trev is going out on top, the Canucks in the playoffs is still a strong possibility. *Hugs all around*
What a great day to be alix! :D
It really is, Schnookie. Heh.
alix, everything seems to be going right for you today, so can you maybe let the hockey gods know you want Pittsburgh to win tonight (or rather, you want the Rangers to lose)? That’d be a big help! :)
No problem, Pookie! I’m not a huge Pens fan (except for my recent Malkin love affair), but the Rangers should always lose. Those dirty bitches.
In that case, go Pens!
Man, Stars fans are really starting to get wacky over the team melting down, man.
What’s up with the fans then, Caitlin? Not Buffalo-like circumstances I hope? (sorry for stereotyping y’all, Buffalo)
What’s up with the fans then, Caitlin?
Same old story; people are freaking out about the losses, saying the Richards trade is to blame, and people are starting to turn on each other. It’s like animals out there! Animals, I tell you! Seriously, if I have to hear about how bad the Richards trade was one more time… ::sigh::
I personally like Richards and think the trade’s going to work out — and even if it doesn’t, what’s done is done.
So, a lot of people basically hate Brad Richards now, the Stars are barely squeezing into the playoffs and they all look like crap.
So, you know, we’re getting into the beginning phases of “meltdown city”. :D
Not Buffalo-like circumstances I hope? (sorry for stereotyping y’all, Buffalo)
No offense taken. I know we’re crazy and accept the crazy. You can’t change it, all you can do is laugh at it.
Caitlin, I’m so sorry. I guess the Richards trade might have something to do with it, but surely that can’t be all there is. It’d be really helpful if they could just fucking win once in a while, y’know. I’m sure you do.
Amy, I’m glad :)
Ah, Mags, I’ve reached that point where I just don’t care anymore, I’m just going to lay back and watch and whatever happens, happens.
I just want to see Russian play some more games before the season’s over. :D
I just want to see Russian play some more games before the season’s over. :D
I think that’d be nice :)
I think that’d be nice :)
Me too! He just hit his 30th game of being out of the lineup.
Me too! He just hit his 30th game of being out of the lineup.
Wow, that’s pretty bad.
Wow, that’s pretty bad.
Yeah, he finally had to have a screw inserted in his foot. Ouch.
Heather, are you still around? I come bearing glad tidings of New Kids On The Block! They’ll be on the Today Show Friday morning! :D
“Right wing Brian Gionta said he already won friendly won a friendly bet from Greene (Miami of Ohio) from Boston College’s win in the NCAA tournament. He was talking trash today with North Dakota Alum Zach Parise about their matchup in the Frozen Four.Greene also bet Mike Mottau, another BC alumnus, dinner on the regional final.”–Tom Gulitti
I so want to hear Zach trash talk with Gio. Or anyone for that matter.
Oh good grief, Zach trash talking would be the funniest thing ever. “I say, your team’s chappies are not heading for glory the way the fellows on the athletic club that I support are!”
Hee! I love hearing about guys betting and talking trash around the college games and other sports. Like the spelling bee. (sidenote: Go BC!)
Heather, are you still around? I come bearing glad tidings of New Kids On The Block! They’ll be on the Today Show Friday morning! :D
Let’s just all pretend I didn’t rush right over and set my Tivo, shall we? :-D
Caitlin is your NKOTB Sven!
Caitlin is your NKOTB Sven!
And much more on top of things than my ANTM Sven was :P
Hey! ANTM Sven tried! He’s just easily distracted!
Let’s just all pretend I didn’t rush right over and set my Tivo, shall we? :-D
Heh. My TiVo is sadly not here yet, but if I had one, I would’ve been cursing the fact that I couldn’t set it from work!
And :^::::::::::::: at the Sven stuff. :D
I’m deeply troubled that the Pens aren’t running away with this game.
Yeah, what is going on here tonight? I tuned in to see a bloodbath! The Pens can’t do anything right.
I’m deeply troubled that the Pens aren’t running away with this game.
Me too, Pookie, me too.
Also I saw way up there ^^^ something about librarians, do you work in a library? Because it is totally my life goal to become a librarian.
Ok, that sounded a little too enthusiastic and dorky. I’m leaving it there anyway.
Also I saw way up there ^^^ something about librarians, do you work in a library?
I do, indeed! I’m a adult services reference librarian at an urban library. It’s a surprisingly fun, extraordinarily rewarding job. It’s a really exciting field so there’s no need to apologize for thinking you sound dorky saying you want to become a librarian! (If you ever want any insight or advice about becoming a librarian, feel free to email me at interchangeablepartsblog [at] gmail [dot] com. There’s a bit of stuff I wish I had known before going to library school.)
Thanks! I still have a few more months before I need to start thinking about applications, although to be honest by this point in the semester I’m always so sick of school that I start to question my desire to keep going for a few more years.
Well, Dayna, my first advice to anyone thinking about grad school is — take time off between college and grad school. No question about it. Do not go straight into graduate work. So there you go! Don’t give it another thought! :D
In the meantime, this game sucks.
That advice sounds particularly good right now. (I just spent the whole second period talking to myself, trying to find different “s” words for a linguistics class.)
A break from school is what everyone needs, but the pressure from universities to just keep plowing on through a million years of school (and a million dollars of rising tuition) is crazy.
Heh. My TiVo is sadly not here yet, but if I had one, I would’ve been cursing the fact that I couldn’t set it from work!
Caitlin, if you have an online account you actually can set your Tivo over the internet :-D You used to be able to at least. I haven’t used that feature in quite a while.
And what is this BS?! I expected to come home and find the Pens CRUSHING the Rangers! I hate having to rely on everyone else to get my team into the playoffs!
Caitlin, if you have an online account you actually can set your Tivo over the internet :-D You used to be able to at least. I haven’t used that feature in quite a while.
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OMG! That is so cool! I can set my TiVo from work?!? YES!
And Heather, I’m sorry the Pens aren’t cooperating. Boo on you, Pens!
I keep looking up at my TV an expecting to see the Pens crushing the Rangers and instead see them skating in circles, outnumbered and confused. It’s very discouraging.
I’ve been spending my afternoon sending good vibes to the Hockey Gods for a Pens win, but I guess no dice. Darn. Perhaps getting Matty back ahead of schedule and the Canucks being back in the playoffs was all the good I was allowed for now.
Hey, IPB! I finally got sent home from jury duty at 7:15 PM!! I was there almost 12 hours!
Fortunately, I didn’t get picked. I was so relieved, I wasn’t mad at how long it took any more.
And I got a comment on PK calling me a fair-weather fan. ME! :P
Caitlin, it’s okay. Eight teams have to do twenty different things in order for the Sabres to make it and the Sabres have to win out. I’m not confident.
But I would still like to see the Rangers lose.
Perhaps getting Matty back ahead of schedule and the Canucks being back in the playoffs was all the good I was allowed for now.
That’s the BEST you can do, alix? What the hell? You’re no use to me at all! :P
And I got a comment on PK calling me a fair-weather fan. ME! :P
What? That’s OUTRAGEOUS! They didn’t spell it “fare-wethered” did they? If so, it could be the same guy who called me a “ban wagoner.”
And I got a comment on PK calling me a fair-weather fan. ME! :P
Did you see my semi-bitchy reply? I’ve just been in a bitchtastic mood today; you should see the post I wrote on Hockey Coma about it all.
You had jury duty? Civil or criminal courts? I had one of my guys down there picking jurors for a case, Patty. :D
But I would still like to see the Rangers lose.
Who DOESN’T WANT TO SEE THE RANGERS LOSE?
And, oh, Heather. Bundle up, small one! Kung fu!
Hi Patty! I’m so glad you didn’t get picked for the jury!
They didn’t spell it “fare-wethered” did they? If so, it could be the same guy who called me a “ban wagoner.”
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And, oh, Heather. Bundle up, small one! Kung fu!
:-D Sven makes me so happy.
Patty, someone called you a fair weather fan?! I do not think that phrase means what that person thinks it means. Also, I’m so glad you didn’t get picked but, wow, 12 hours is a long-assed time to be there!
“And I got a comment on PK calling me a fair-weather fan. ME! :P”
I actually just read that on your blog, Patty! As if! You’re wheaty, bitch :D That guy’s a loser!
“That’s the BEST you can do, alix? What the hell? You’re no use to me at all! :P”
I’m sorry! I even did a hockey dance, but it didn’t help :p
NO WAY, Caitlin!
It was criminal. Over at Lew Sterrett.
I thought your comment was fine, Caitlin. I thought it was sweet of Jen, too, to say, hey dude! she’s not a fair-weather friend! :D Or words to that effect.
He wasn’t too mean, so I’m not going to ban him or anything, but I like the lower-case andrew better. :P
:-D Sven makes me so happy.
Hee! Me too. It’s your very own version of the paddleball game, Heather!
Your stocks are up, your stocks are down!
That’s right, alix! I am wheaty, bitches!
Patty, that guy didn’t seem mean to me, just cluelessly positive. I know it’s not a surprise to hear me say that I think being too positive about a team is ridiculous, but seriously, what are you supposed to do? Sing and dance and toss flowers in the air over the way the team’s been playing? Being critical isn’t the same as being hateful. Sheesh!
Also, I’m so glad you didn’t get picked but, wow, 12 hours is a long-assed time to be there!
Welcome to Dallas County! Wait until you get on a sequestered jury!
NO WAY, Caitlin!
It was criminal. Over at Lew Sterrett.
Ah, my guys were down at the civil courthouse. Apologies for spending 12 hours down at Lew Sterrett – I am so sorry.
And Patty, I just think that comment was meant to be somewhat insulting and you are the least fair-weather person I know. Not cool!
Patty, I just read your fair-weather fan comment. Wow! That person is just a huge-assed idiot, isn’t he? What the hell? I don’t understand people who have such a hard time coping with the idea that their teams are legitimate targets for criticism.
I didn’t think it was that bad. At least he didn’t swear or call me really bad names or add 20 lol’s. So I’m okay with it. Don’t anybody poke him with a stick.
Hee! Me too. It’s your very own version of the paddleball game, Heather!
It really is. I was so happy to have Sven pop up during the dreadfully boring Bruins game yesterday.
Yeah, I think that guy sounded more “WOO-HOO! THE STARS RULE THE WORLD!” than really insulting. It definitely didn’t sound like drunk Timmy so I think you’re okay there.
Jeez! It’s not like you’re saying you’ll never watch them again! You’re just pissed they’re playing like ass clowns right now. Or before that last game anyways.
I’m pissed the Canucks totally showed me up on my blog. I write a post saying their season is over, and then they go and demolish the Flames. Way to make me look like a bandwagonner hack, you bitches. Heh.
Don’t anybody poke him with a stick.
I’m going to say, “Hey buddie were you even watching the deviles and ragers? No! Because you don’t get MSG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
It’s not like you’re saying you’ll never watch them again! You’re just pissed they’re playing like ass clowns right now. Or before that last game anyways.
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I just choked on cake. Is there an emoticon for that?
HA HA HA!
“I just choked on cake. Is there an emoticon for that?”
I dunno. But there should be. Hee. Mmmm cake.
And that HA HA HA! was not about you choking on cake. You poor button. That was about Pookie’s Pairs inspired comment.
I think that guy sounded more “WOO-HOO! THE STARS RULE THE WORLD!” than really insulting.
This is what I think. I’ve got my eye on him, though.
Way to make me look like a bandwagonner hack, you bitches.
Hahaha! They just don’t run out of ideas for driving you nuts, do they?
Nope, they sure don`t, Patty! Hee! But somehow I still love em.
I dunno. But there should be. Hee. Mmmm cake.
It’s tiramisu, so it went down easy.
Oh, and Caitlin, I thought you meant your comment from before I added mine. Thanks everybody for backing me up. I’m getting all misty. And he wasn’t even that mean! :D I can’t wait until somebody REALLY bugs me and I call in the reinforcements (y’all).
Man, I’m so crazy tonight. I started to say that I didn’t think your comment was bitchy, Caitlin, and thanks for backing me up, then I wanted to thank everybody else, too. So thanks!
I’ll get a new post up pretty soon. I wrote it in the jury room. With a pen, on a piece of paper. Can you imagine?
Ahhhh! I LOVE tiramisu! I’m very glad you weren’t injured in a freak cake choking accident.
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Hmm…I don’t think that’s quite right.
Oh, and Caitlin, I thought you meant your comment from before I added mine. Thanks everybody for backing me up. I’m getting all misty. And he wasn’t even that mean! :D
Oh, no worries, you’re good! There’s a way to make one’s point without insulting your host, which apparently he does not realize. :D
Exactly!
alix, that’s hilarious! It looks just like somebody choking on their cake!
OK, so we just sat through that awful Rangers-Pens game and then, looking for something to watch, I just turned on TCM in time to see the part in “True Grit” where John Wayne kills the horse by riding it too hard. Great. Now I’m doubly depressed. Thanks, TV.
Don’t worry, Pookie. As soon as he was out of frame, Little Blackie was rescued by woodland animals and nursed back to health. He was fine.
Patty, you seriously WROTE a post? It’s like you were in a cave or something! :D
It’s okay, I wrote a big long post on my phone today and then Blogger ate it. I was so mad.
Patty, I’ve been fairly bitchy all day long today when it comes to hockey, so I have no objectivity at my own comments. :p
Thanks, Patty! Cake choker stays then :D
We’ll back you up any time, Patty. And what bugged me most was how he didn’t say WHY you were a fair weather fan. He didn’t back it up. Just made a blanket statement.
Of course, if Little Blackie’s actually dead, that means he won’t have to sit through all four fucktastically loathsome, brutally repellent Devils/Rangers games in the first round.
I just turned on TCM in time to see the part in “True Grit” where John Wayne kills the horse by riding it too hard. Great. Now I’m doubly depressed. Thanks, TV.
Just watch The Sands of Iwo Jima. Payback to John Wayne, right through the neck!
alix, that is a genius cake-choking emoticon, if I haven’t already mentioned it.
Patty, you seriously WROTE a post? It’s like you were in a cave or something!
I know! Did you use the burnt stick and rock to write it, Patty?
Button found Little Blackie off screen and said “Youse attractive” and totally rejuvinated Little Blackie. Then Button and Little Blackie starred in the Horse dance musical number with Mason Raymond and Vern Fiddler in the Police Blues Band extravaganza.
Of course, if Little Blackie’s actually dead, that means he won’t have to sit through all four fucktastically loathsome, brutally repellent Devils/Rangers games in the first round.
Hm. Good point. Go towards the light, Little Blackie!
“alix, that is a genius cake-choking emoticon, if I haven’t already mentioned it.”
Thanks, Caitlin! You were my muse :D
alix, Little Blackie’s death was very traumatic for me in my childhood, and you just totally healed all those old wounds! Now if only Button and Little Blackie can go save Charlotte the spider and Lenny from “Of Mice And Men”.
Button found Little Blackie off screen and said “Youse attractive” and totally rejuvinated Little Blackie. Then Button and Little Blackie starred in the Horse dance musical number with Mason Raymond and Vern Fiddler in the Police Blues Band extravaganza.
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As much as I appreciate Button’s efforts here, I’m beginning to think that Little Blackie — the dead Little Blackie — is the lucky one.
Of course, if Little Blackie’s actually dead, that means he won’t have to sit through all four fucktastically loathsome, brutally repellent Devils/Rangers games in the first round.
John Wayne did Little Blackie a favor.
Now if only Button and Little Blackie can go save Charlotte the spider and Lenny from “Of Mice And Men”.
Don’t forget Old Yeller.
Don’t forget Old Yeller.
And the 30′s version of Frankenstein. I was so upset when he died.
Yeah, there’s no Pierre McGuire in horsey heaven.
“Now if only Button and Little Blackie can go save Charlotte the spider and Lenny from “Of Mice And Men”.”
Hopefully “Youse attractive” works on spiders.
Yeah, there’s no Pierre McGuire in horsey heaven.
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Don’t forget Old Yeller.
Old Yeller had it coming.
(Just kidding!) (You know who did have it coming? The Yearling.)
Old Yeller had it coming.
(Just kidding!) (You know who did have it coming? The Yearling.)
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I was driving in my car the other day and the picture of Button point his hoof at his reflection in his water bowl and saying, “Youse attractive,” popped into my head and cracked me UP. Out of the blue!
Hee! That`s so awesome, Patty!
Button + “youse attractive” = ENDLESS HILARITY
Getzi is secretly a student of the Meisner Technique, and he spends his days driving his teammates nuts by saying, “OOPS, my shirt fell off” … “Oops, MY shirt fell off” … “Oops, my SHIRT fell off” …and so on.
I’m pretty sure that if you rob the NHL video department you’ll find about 50 Getzlaf commercial takes.
“THAT’S how the cup changes everything.”
“No Ryan, emphasis on ‘Cup’”
“That’s how THE cup changes everything.”
“Closer…”
Hmmm how did I get onto a completely different post from before. Obviously bedtime.
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