This is the 41st in our summer series in which we are pulling hockey cards at random from a box and then writing about them.
Today marks the opening ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics, a day of intense athletic promise. On a day like today, world-class athletes the world around, and their fans, believe that all their dreams can come true. If Michael Phelps, that sprinter whose last name is Gay, that bitchy-looking star of the USA women’s gymnastics team, and — well, obviously, we don’t know who any of the Olympic athletes other than Phelps and Kobe Bryant — can believe that the gold medal has their name written on it, than why can’t this guy dream this:
Yes, that’s right. Mark Fraser, MVP. You heard it here first!
When the hell is Fraser gonna get his chance to shine again? He and Corrente will spur a youth movement for the Devs’ defense this season. Mark my words!
Consider them marked, Richard! I hope you’re right! :D
What little I have seen of Fraser I liked. I thought he was pretty decent as an injury call up. He didn’t make me any where as nervous as Hale. And when it comes to developement, isn’t it about time for Fraser to get more time on the big club?
I liked Fraser, too. He appears to be capable of skating (forwards and backwards), he seems relatively tough (unlike 100% of existing D corps), and… well, I’ll be honest, he’s hot. Heh.
I’ll take your word for it on his hotness. He doesnt inspire awkward feelings in me the way Clarkson does. ;)
Oh, he’s no Clarkson! :D
It doesn’t make you any less of a man, Frisby. Clarkson is a very special case when it comes to hottness. :P
Yeah, Clarkson is a special breed. *Sigh*
He’s like your very definition of “hot bitch”, alix! :P
Yeah, Mark Fraser isn’t in Hot Bitch Territory. But he’s definitely in A Marked Improvement Lookswise Over Colin White And Bryce Salavador.
That he is, Schnookie :)
And Mark Fraser is definitely a cutie pie. Maybe just below Hot Bitch. Like, Warm Bitch. Or Hot Baby Bitch. Or Toasty Bitch.
Toasty Bitch! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Like, Warm Bitch. Or Hot Baby Bitch. Or Toasty Bitch.
:^:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Hot Bitch In Training! Elevated Temperature Bitch! Bitch Who Transcends The Average Temperature! (Nah. I like Toasty Bitch best. :D)
Bitch Who Transcends The Average Temperature
Hee! This one sounds very poetic.
Bitch Who Transcends The Average Temperature
Hee! This one sounds very poetic.
I think that’s his Native American name.
Oh, you know it, Gambler!
Gambler, :^:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!