This is the 41st in our summer series in which we are pulling hockey cards at random from a box and then writing about them.
Today marks the opening ceremonies of the 2008 Summer Olympics, a day of intense athletic promise. On a day like today, world-class athletes the world around, and their fans, believe that all their dreams can come true. If Michael Phelps, that sprinter whose last name is Gay, that bitchy-looking star of the USA women’s gymnastics team, and — well, obviously, we don’t know who any of the Olympic athletes other than Phelps and Kobe Bryant — can believe that the gold medal has their name written on it, than why can’t this guy dream this:
Yes, that’s right. Mark Fraser, MVP. You heard it here first!