A VITAL UPDATE TO THE VITAL UPDATE: In the post below you might see reference to an upcoming date that goes something like this: “Saturday, September 19″. Well, as it turns out, that date is imaginary. Saturday is the 20th. If you wait until then to do your draft central updates, it will be too late!!! We’re not sure where this ridiculous notion of Saturday the 19th came from, but you can be certain that when we find out, our revenge will be swift and merciless.
STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!
Wait, what’s that sound?
STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!
It’s terrible! Thunderous! Horrifying!
It’s… It’s… It’s…
Giant Victory Euro Mats, come to wreak havoc on those GMs who don’t set their teams up in time for the Auto-Draft! Don’t tempt the fates, participating GMs! Giant Victory Euro Mats is not to be toyed with. He will bring pain and suffering onto those who don’t do as they have been instructed: namely, register your team, go to the draft central, and exclude every player who is not in the correct conference. If you do not exclude players from your oppposite conference, and one is drafted automatically for you:
a) We will all point and laugh.
b) You will be required to drop said player and pick up whatever dregs are left.
c) You won’t ever live it down.
d) Giant Victory Euro Mats will have his way with you. And it won’t be pretty.
Have those of you who are still delinquent in setting up your teams been scared straight? Good.
Because it turns out it was all just a trick of the light. The nice, regular-sized Victory Euro Mats wants you all to know that the auto draft for the AmazingLeague and SuperLeague will be set to start on this Saturday, September 19. Commissioner andrew has explained that just because the draft is set to start doesn’t mean it will right away — it’ll happen within 24 hours. So don’t freak out if, at 12:01 a.m. on Saturday, you check and don’t have a team yet. Patience, Grasshopper. You’ll be able to see whichever crappy players the BoxPanners and TinTats have left for the rest of you before too long.