Guess what, kids? We lied. There is no Santa Claus. There is also no diary for tonight’s game. Merry Christmas.
Seriously, happy holidays/day off, Gentle Reader! We’ll be taking a two-day hiatus (i.e. we’ll be taking two days to drink just enough mimosas to make us think that whatever garbage is on television is as good as hockey) but we’ll be back in action on Friday. Until then, enjoy an open thread here tonight!