Gentle Reader, we will not be on hand this evening for the Devils/Senators game because we’ll actually be at said game. We know! It’s shocking! But we’re going to brave the outdoors and New Jersey Transit as we endeavor to convert one of Pookie’s coworkers from a baseball fan to a hockey fan. Wish us luck, and here’s hoping the Devils don’t blow it. There’s a lot riding on them not sucking today.
Meanwhile, as we were looking at the upcoming schedule for this week, we had the following exchange, which we’ll leave you with as a placeholder Daily Dose of Ookieness until we can report back from The Rawk:
Schnookie: When do the Devils play this week?
Pookie: Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. Sweet!
Schnookie: How about the Tranny Brides?
Pookie: Um… Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.
Schnookie: So. Uh… How about the Bruins? When do they play? They are our new project team. Kind of our Tranny Wooers.
Schnookie: Our Tranny Beaux.
Pookie: Our Tranny Gentleman Callers.