We turned on HNIC tonight to discover that the Leafs are holding a number retirement ceremony tonight. And for that, we thank them. Why? Because we realize now, as much as we bemoan the ugsome presences of Blobby Holik and Brendan Shanahan in the Devils line-up, the role of aging, ex-Devil could be filled by someone much, much worse. It could be Dooouuugggg Gilmour.
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Ewwwwww. That certainly does put things in perspective.
I know, right? :D
So are tempers going to flare around here tonight, what with the big Dallas/CBJ matchup? :P
I know I’m raring for a fight! Oh, wait . . .
Meg, :^:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Maybe you’ll have to wait for the big Buffalo/Phoenix game… Do we have tempers that could flare over that one? KG maybe?
We must remember not to upset, Karen. She is very pregnant.
Shoot. The BJ’s scored as I typed.
Karen, I wasn’t going to say something sarcastic and then I completely lost it when y’all scored.
Myra, I can’t believe you’re needling a very pregnant woman! You’re terrible! No wonder Ott’s your favorite player — you’re a troublemaker, too! :P
Doodlee doo! *singsong*
It seems our good nights for hockey are keeping on keeping on. So far. :D
(Unrelatedly, I hate picking cherry tomatoes at our farm, but this past summer I gritted my teeth and picked a few quarts just to oven roast them and then freeze them. Tonight we’re eating them tossed with pasta. And I am SO glad I went to all the trouble. That’s my story.)
I hope Toronto just flays Pittsburgh tonight. And not just because Toskala’s a Paddler. The Pens must pay for the way they’re treating Bouche! THEY MUST PAY!
What did they do to Bouche, Patty?!?
The Pens must pay for the way they’re treating Bouche! THEY MUST PAY!
Totes! That among their many other sins.
Sounds delish, Schnookie! I’m not much of a fan of the cherry tomato, but if I don’t have to eat them whole, I’m okay. Oven roasted and tossed with pasta just might sway me.
They keep healthy-scratching him, Myra! The horror!
And yeah, there is a reason why Otter is my favorite. :P I just love agitating. You can blame my dad. He was a natural.
I’m a huge fan of cherry tomatoes, so I can’t speak for whether these would sway you… Oh, wait! I don’t like little bland standard cherry tomatoes. These are all heirloom varieties. Lots of yellow pear tomatoes and little red currant ones. Super-duper sweet and rich. Mmmmmm… (Yes, I’m having a love affair with this dinner, and I’m mentally rearranging our garden to make room for cherry tomatoes of our own. Someone tell me to stop and remind me that I never want to pick the damn things! It’s just a waste of space! :P)
The Pens have really surprised me with their douchiness this season. I mean, I knew they were douchey last year, but this year’s been whole new levels of it! (Is it because I hate an overdog? Probably. Whatevs.)
Shame on them, Patty. I thought he had been playing pretty well. It certainly isn’t like the rest of them have been doing that well. :P
Roasted cherry tomatoes. Yum.
I just love agitating. You can blame my dad. He was a natural.
:^:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Well, at least you come by it naturally! :D
Krys Barch had FIVE root canals yesterday!
Yeah, I’ve never had heirloom cherry tomatoes. Still, I’d have to slice them first. I don’t like biting into a whole tomato.
Krys Barch had FIVE root canals yesterday!
::Shudder::
There was a famous Ken Daneyko story that Doc loved to tell about him at every opportunity, where he had something like three root canals in the morning, then played a game that night. (Doc refrains from mentioning Dano’s addiction problems when he tells it.) I always used to roll my eyes about it, because I was like, “Oh come on. It’s dentist work. Yeah, it hurts, but it’s not, like, the apex of toughness or anything.” Then I had my gum grafts and spent the afternoon and evening after them in a codeine haze, curled in a fetal position in a dark room, sobbing from the pain. And it was just an incision in the roof of my mouth that was hurting. After I got over it, I took back all my scoffing at Dano.
Can I even tell you guys how much I love this Coldwell Banker commercial? The one with the old guys in the painting going, “How about now? Now? Now?” It cracks me up every time.
Dano had addiction problems?
I’ve had 2 root canals in my life, and I milked them both for LOTS of sympathy.
I haven’t seen that one, Schnookie!
I’ve never had a root canal, only a cap. I can’t imagine.
Barchie is trying to out tough Robi.
Yeah, Dano was the first guy to openly go into the NHL’s rehab program. He had (and still struggles with, apparently) a drinking problem.
I’ve never had a root canal. Obviously, considering how little natural sympathy I seem to have for them. Which means I’m probably doomed to have many in my life. :P
Matty is bleeding too much lately for my liking. I mean scars are hot and all but geez. Who is this Joel Ward asshole on Nashville? He’s dead to me. But yeah, Matty’s tough is all I meant say.
Oh and by the way, Ookies, the airport internet told me this morning that your blog was UNFIT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION BECAUSE OF LEWD CONTENT. HAHAHAHA. Did I miss something?
I am really much too in love with Luke Schenn. It’s bad news.
alix, that’s FANTASTIC! I’m so proud of our lewd content! (Too much squeeing over foxy NHLers around here, I guess. :P)
Less fantastic is all the Matty bleeding. What is wrong with the guys who are trying to scuff him up?
Are you in Vancouver for your big interviews, alix?
SQUEEE! I’m going to the Canucks superskills tomorrow!
That’s awesome, Alix!
They’re jerks, Schnookie. Sigh. He wouldn’t hurt a fly (unless you hit his pretty Swedish eye region, then he goes lumberjack on your ass)
I am, Patty! I’m very excited! I was at IKEA today, and I tried to learn some Swedish phrases that I could just bust out with in the middle of practice. Surely, they’ll HAVE to let me interview them then. :D
How can they ignore a foxy Canadian blogger speaking to them in Swedish?
WOOOOO!!! REAL DEAL NEAL!!! HIS SECOND GOAL, TONIGHT!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Finally got one back! Go NEAL!
I am so excited for you to go to practice, alix! That’s just BEYOND cook! It’s like Julia Child it’s so cook.
I hope you’re not limited to asking them about their end tables, alix! :D
I wish the Stars would have a Super Skills every year.
I wish the Stars would have a Super Skills every year.
I wish the Sabres would have one ever.
I wish the Sabres would have one ever.
Hee! I should probably start there. Instead of wishing for the moon. :D
How can they ignore a foxy Canadian blogger speaking to them in Swedish?
It would be damn hard! :)
I am so excited for you to go to practice, alix! That’s just BEYOND cook! It’s like Julia Child it’s so cook.
Thanks, Pookie!
And desk chairs too, Patty. Heh. :D
Tim Kennedy, one of our prospects in Portland, recently took a stick to the face and got 8 – EIGHT! – root canals.
I’ve had tons of dental work so I’ve built up a high level of pain tolerance there.
And a Sabres Super Skill would be awesome. I would love to see that. I’d also love them to do the jersey-off-the-back thing at the end of the season too. I love that.
Normally it’s like fastest skater and shit. But I think this year they’re just going to line up and try to punch eachother out. :P
Last year Willie Mitchell pulled his sweater over his head and scored on Lui in the shootout blindfolded. It was hilarious.
The Devils held a superskills once and it was one of the worst nights of my life. I suspect the Canucks superskills won’t involve alix being stranded in a deserted Meadowlands sports complex, so I won’t worry too much.
I’d also love them to do the jersey-off-the-back thing at the end of the season too. I love that.
Puurrrrr. I love that. The Canucks streamed it online this year. It was tasty.
OTT-TARE!!!
I have the hardest time watching that sweaters-off-the-back stuff, because I just die imagining what it would be like to participate in it.
HOT OTT!!! (Ok, Hub actually said that. Hee.)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Stars did that sweater-off-the-back thing once. They might do it still, but I’m not sure. I would also die, Schnookie, if a Star came up to me and handed me his sweater. DIE.
Brad’s looking so much better with his hair growing out now.
Heather, I think the Sabres have done the sweaters off the back thing at least once before.
And sweet Dougie Gilmour, the way this HNiC dude is carrying on, you would have thought that Tyler Kennedy came off the bench and shot Luke Schenn instead of just roughing him up as the lead in to a fight.
I don’t think there is enough blood pressure medicine in the world for me to be able to handle that, Patty. I would probably quite literally die.
Amy, no one ever is allowed to touch Luke Schenn, haven’t you got the memo? :D Except for me of course.
Oh man. Yeah, I would probably drown in a pool of drool if I actually got Matty’s sweater LIVE.
Brad is back to being a total fox, Patty.
There’s a Buffalo Sabres guy on with Razor. I think he’s on the Columbus broadcast? I didn’t catch his name.
Yes, he is, Myra. :D
Danny Gare, right?
Patty, I think it’s Danny Gare that works for the BJs. I kind of remember that.
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! The Wings have lost 5 straight!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yes! It was Danny Gare! He seemed nice.
What’s the JM patch for? Does anybody know? I assume it’s a tribute to someone.
Isn’t it for their deceased former owner, I believe?
Danny Gare has always come across as a very sweet guy. They always interview him when he’s back at HSBC.
Boo.
Must be, alix. That sounds familiar.
WOOOO!!!
They’re gonna win by 3 if it kills ‘em!
alix, was right, Patty. It’s team founder, John H. McConnell.
And WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Is Pat Kaleta out of his ever loving mind?
(Don’t answer that.)
What’d he do, Amy?
He got into a fight with Carcillo in his first game back after spending the last month and a half in a neck brace.
I would say yes, then, Amy. He sound like he’s out of his mind.
Yeah, that’s pretty conclusive evidence that he’s out of his mind.
Woo! Stars win 4th in a row! (Sorry, Karen.)
Now we’re 7th (until the late games tonight, of course)!
Congrats, Stars!
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
**does Peanuts’ Happy dance**
Patty, we’re 7th place twinsies!
Good job, Stars!
Wait, the Sabres are in 7th? But… but… we’re in 2nd. Let’s not have the playoffs start tomorrow. (Unless the Caps moved into 2nd today? In that case, please take them out, Sabres. :D)
Patty, we’re 7th place twinsies!
Woo hoo! Beat those Coyotes!
Ooh, yeah. Let’s not start the playoffs with a Sabres-Devils match-up. I’m glad we’re not lined up with the Caps now – I do NOT want to play the Caps in the first round – but I don’t want to play you guys either.
I’m glad we’re not lined up with the Caps now – I do NOT want to play the Caps in the first round – but I don’t want to play you guys either.
Yeah, playing the Caps would suck, but playing us means we’d never be able to be friends again! :P
Yeah, playing the Caps would suck, but playing us means we’d never be able to be friends again! :P
Of the bunch at the top I’d actually prefer Boson. For whatever reason, we seem to play them well.
You guys, I LOVE TIM CONNOLLY AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Connolly has been hard not to love (on the ice) since coming back. Damn, he’s fucking frustrating.
Heather, be careful how loudly you say that — those are words you will SURELY regret someday. (The stuff about Connolly, not the stuff about Boston.) (Although with regards to the Boston stuff, every time I “pick” the Devils’ playoff matchups, they always end up losing, so you’ll probably live to regret that, too. :P)
Oh no, Heather! I’m tellin’! :P
Seriously, I’m about this close to breaking out the Connolly jersey I have buried in the back of my closet.
I’m about this close to breaking out the Connolly jersey I have buried in the back of my closet.
Might as well get some use out of it before he gets hurt again.
Heather, don’t do anything you’ll regret later!
Meg, that’s exactly what Mark just said. We’re taking bets on whether he’ll be hurt before the next game I go to (2/11).
15 games? I feel like Paille hadn’t scored in 15 YEARS. Sweet little pass by Roy-Z. That’s what happens when you keep playing while you’re falling down, ya little punk, you.
Also, can I just ask why Derek Roy starts each season sucking and then somehow turns awesome half way through?
Meg, I know! Every season I think, “Well, he finished last season so hot. Surely he’ll just pick up where he left off.” And then he does the opposite of that.
I only managed to see the first 3 Dallas goals before my brother and husband ganged up on me and made me watch The Dark Knight instead.
*sigh*
It was nice being sixth while it lasted…
Sorry, Karen, but it was probably for the best. Although, they did show some lovely closeups of Steve Mason. He is adorable. Steve Nash didn’t seem to do very much. Which was fine by me. :P
There’s still lots of season to go, Karen! I actually hope the Jackets get in the playoffs this season, because I like them. But only after the Stars are firmly ensconced. :D
For any Sabres fans watching the Coyotes broadcast, Spacek is done for the night. Which leaves us like… 3 d-men since Paetsch won’t stop taking penalties! God! Shut up, Paetsch!
For any Sabres fans watching the Coyotes broadcast, Spacek is done for the night.
Thanks for the heads up, Heather. And what the fuck is Paetsch doing fighting when we’re already short a defenseman. Stupid!
Sorry, I meant Rick Nash. Steve Nash used to play basketball for the Mavs. Sigh. I have such a bad case of name dyslexia.
I definitely wouldn’t mind seeing Columbus in the playoffs. Getting to look at Rick Nash and Steve Mason wouldn’t be too bad either. :P
Although, they did show some lovely closeups of Steve Mason. He is adorable
Mason is a super cute 13 year old boy! I refuse to believe he is any older than that.
I actually hope the Jackets get in the playoffs this season, because I like them. But only after the Stars are firmly ensconced. :D
I can work with that. I’m not greedy, I don’t think we’re going to win the cup this season. I would just reeeeeeeeeeally like to get to the playoffs, please.
I too am hoping the Jackets make the playoffs. I don’t actually know anything about them but I feel like it would be good for the league as a whole to have a successful franchise in Ohio.
Mason is a super cute 13 year old boy! I refuse to believe he is any older than that.
We were speculating that he might possibly be 14! Very doll like. He looks like he has natural blush and eyeliner on. Very pretty. (And I mean that in a good way, not sarcastic.)
He does have very porcelain skin! I think that’s what most makes him look so young. No boys I’ve ever seen in real life make it through puberty with skin like that.
I know it’s an Oilers story that vaguely relates to the Sabres (since he was a Sabre before an Oiler), but back in the day, apparently Lee Fogolin woke up early in the dark morning on the road with a roaring toothache. He couldn’t find a dentist open at 3am or whatever, so he bent a coathanger and ripped the cap off the tooth himself, then played that evening. I can’t even imagine.
I’ve had a root canal, no big deal. 8 though… no thanks, especially not if they were required as a result of being smashed in the mouth.
I was with Simpson; Kennedy jumped off the bench and went right over to Schenn and poked him. Gutless trying to take on a player coming off shift when you’re fresh. Clean hit and Malkin jumped right back up again, no big deal.
alix, have fun at the Skills, I’m jealous. :)
Ok, Ookies, Hub and I are becoming y’all. Not only do we have our own laptops, but we are starting to converse via comments. Just thought I’d share.
Myra, it’s just easier to talk in comments, you know? :D
Yeah, talking in comments is way easier than speaking out loud.
Hey Pookie, how’s it going?
Hey, having Hub say anything at all is pretty monumental. :P
I’m not sure if I’ve ever watched the Coyotes feed before. I’m actually liking their announcers. Are they usually good, does anyone know?
Meg, I love the Coyotes announcers! It’s so old-school, Strader and Pang!
Hey, I never got around to asking before, but what happened to Spacek?
Meg, I love the Coyotes announcers!
Oh, good. I’m glad it’s not just that they’re trying to be even-handed because they know they’re on TV in Buffalo today or something. I’ve been sitting here thinking, hmm, maybe I should watch the occasional Coyotes game.
Hey Pookie, how’s it going?
Now that that awful Flyers game is over, great! :D
Meg, I also really like the Coyotes announcers. The games always seem so relaxing.
Myra, all I ever heard about Spacek was lower body. I’m watching the Coyotes broadcast – which I really like too, Meg – and they haven’t mentioned it (though I did miss a few minutes). I just happened to see that on the Buffalo News game blog.
I love the Coyotes guys, too, Meg! I especially like their bit called, “Tell Us, Strader!” Get it?
I especially like their bit called, “Tell Us, Strader!”
Haha, I saw that! I do love a terrible pun.
Pookie, Hub was just saying the Flyers game looked like it got pretty wild.
Thanks, Heather. We were just wondering!
The Flyers game was… Well, let’s just say, the Devils-Bruins game from Thursday was one of the best games I’ve seen in ages. The Flyers game tonight? Not. Heh. It was sort of hilarious in how poorly they were playing.
Crunchy got a shutout! I’m pretty sure that’s more than one this season! (Jochen Hecht? Also hurt.)
Congrats Sabres!!!
WOOOOO!!! Shutout for Crunchy!!!
WOO HOO! Way to go, Crunchy!
And what is uo with all the injuries? I guess it’s the Sabres’ turn for that now, eh?
(Jochen Hecht? Also hurt.)
At the risk of sounding callous, at least we’ll have someone to put in for him. I don’t even know who we would call up for Spacek at this point.
Meg, I guess Weber was back in Portland’s last game. Not sure what kind of shape he’s in or if they’ll want to push him but I guess if they need someone they might have to find out what kind of shape he’s in.
Yay for Crunchy’s shutout!! Sorry about Jochen!
Meg, I guess Weber was back in Portland’s last game.
Oh, well that’s good to hear. Portland has to be loving us right now.
Jochen has not been particularly good this season but I like him so I’m always sad when he’s out. He was probably due for an injury. And Spacek was overdue. He usually has one good one a year.
Okay the Sabres/Coyotes game was awesome. My friend and I were wearing Sabres jerseys and getting dirty looks from Coyotes fans..and then like high fighs from all the Sabres fans. It was definitely 50/50 for the fans tonight. And I got some good pics of the boys. I’ll share when I upload them in a bit.
Can someone just shoot me, please?
Although I still adore Ryan Kesler.
alix, have fun at the Skills, I’m jealous. :)
Thanks, MikeP! I will! I think…
I’m so sorry about the Canucks, alix, but we refuse to shoot you.
alix, Patty’s right — we’re NOT shooting you! The Canucks don’t deserve that! :P
Anyone watching the habs playing in their pyjamas jerseys against the Bruins?
Dude, Grrreg, we have been struck speechless by these unis. They’re AMAZING!
By the way, Jack Edwards continues to astound — he earlier referenced the “blood red” that Habs fans wear. Blood red? Really? The man is batshit crazy.
yeah, I heard that! I had to choose between a terrible feed with RDS announcers in French, or a great stream with Edwards. I reluctantly went with Edwards, but it’s a little painful.
I can’t decide if those uniforms are horrendous or awesome. I think they’re awesomely ugly.
I gotta go with awesomely ugly. I mean, they’re certainly not ugly in the style of so many current third jerseys (or standard Thrashers jerseys) — there’s a real flair to them. Ugly flair, but flair nonetheless.
Those 5 on 3s were awful for the habs. If the bruins score early in the 3rd, it’s over.
The Bruins analyst during the intermission: “You know in Montreal that you’re going to get a couple of 5-on-3′s against you. That’s just the way that it goes.”
I want to beat him up with his own shoes.
They said before the game that one of the keys was “keeping your emotions in check” because you just know in Montreal that you’re not going to get any calls. After I picked up my jaw, I said to Pookie, “Did they just say what I think they said?” She tried to stay above it all by saying she wasn’t listening.
They complain about that every single time they face the habs in Montreal. OF COURSE, Montreal pays every referee. Duh, this why the habs are first in the standings.
I also loved Jack Edwards telling us this is the greatest rivalry in all of North American sport. I’m not going to argue that it’s a great rivalry, but I’m not going to crown it the best in all of the North American sports… :P
Duh, this why the habs are first in the standings.
:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: I knew there had to be a reason they haven’t lost at home all year.
Duh, this why the habs are first in the standings.
:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
I’m not going to argue that it’s a great rivalry, but I’m not going to crown it the best in all of the North American sports… :P
yeah me neither… It’s intense right now because both teams are good.
It’s intense right now because both teams are good.
Exactly! This is something that so many people tend to completely lose sight of! At the risk of repeating myself with the post Pookie and I have been working on this afternoon, the Caps bloggers are especially driving me batty with this this year. Two years ago no one gave a shit about the Habs/Bruins rivalry because the Bruins sucked. Likewise, two years ago no one gave a shit about the Flyers/Caps one because both teams sucked. Then they both get relevant or have a feisty playoff series and the intensity ramps up, and suddenly they’re all, “We should be playing them TWENTY TIMES A YEAR!” Who even knows what it’s going to look like two years from now? Sheesh. [/soapbox]
Oh yeah, meeting during the playoffs certainly helps reviving a rivalry!
Of course, meeting too many times in the regular season and then twice in three playoff years can make a rivalry just supernova. *cough*Devils/Rangers*cough* Heh.
Oh no, Lang… please…
*cough*Devils/Rangers*cough*
Yeah, I was about to ask you why the rivalry between the devils and the rangers isn’t more intense these days? Both teams are pretty good (especially the good guys), and you met in the playoffs recently…
It was the unbalanced schedule, Grrreg. The teams just played each other too often that it ceased to be special. Too much of a good thing, and all…
The Devils/Rangers rivalry is BRUTAL. The last few years have been grueling — so much so that I’ve completely burnt out on it. Seriously, it got too intense and ugly. (It didn’t help that the Devils went 1-7 against them in the regular season last year and then lost in 5 in the first round.)
Aw, Grrrreg, I’m so sorry.
Sorry, Grrreg!
Ugh. Gorges injured yesterday. Lang and Latendresse hurt tonight. And another loss. Against the Bruins.
It’s better to get through all those troubles now than in march, but that really sucks…
Are you going to watch the superbowl?
It’s better to get through all those troubles now than in march, but that really sucks…
Yeah, definitely. You gotta figure you get struck with this sort of thing once a season, so now’s as good a time as any to be going through it.
And yeah, we’ll be Superbowling it up! Go Steelers! :P