Pens/Wings SCF – Game 2

Here we go again, more stupid Wings and stupid Pens. Yawn. Join us, will you, for the all the thrills and chills?

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Pens/Wings SCF – Game 1

On the surface it may seem like we haven’t progressed much in a year, what with the same stupid teams in the Stanley Cup Final again and all, but that’s just looking at the surface. Dig a bit deeper and you’ll find a crucial difference: this time we’re cheering for the stupid Pens. So… yay, [...]

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O-P-E-N T-H-R-E-A-D

It’s everyone’s favorite sporting event tonight — the Scripps National Spelling Bee! WOO HOO!!! Please join us for an open thread as we all scream along while spelling “euonym” and wonder aloud whether we sound like musical robots.

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Implausible Deniability: How The Devils Don’t Dope

Today fans of 29 teams across the NHL are breathing a little sigh of relief that theirs wasn’t the team named in the recent steroid-dealer bust down in Tampa, while the unlucky Caps fans are stuck trying to rationalize all the reasons why there’s no way their beloved boys could possibly be dopers. The fact [...]

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Pens/Canes Game 4 – Open Thread

Hey look! It’s a new open thread! Woo hooo!

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Open Thread: The End Of An Era

Join us tonight as we toast the greatest news we’ve heard since… Well, we’re not sure we’ve ever heard better news that this: Bobby Holik has retired. The Devils are now 100% Holik-free! Havelid-free, too, since he’s high-tailed it back to Sweden. Now we just need to get rid of the rest of those bums, [...]

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Pens/Canes Game 2

Because we’re nothing if not thorough in our coverage of these playoffs, here’s an open thread for tonight’s Pens/Canes game.

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