1-2-3 Hockey: 24 of 39
The first candy corn of the season is given the full Northern Renaissance touch.
September 15, 2009 by Schnookie
1-2-3 Hockey: 24 of 39
The first candy corn of the season is given the full Northern Renaissance touch.
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It’s hard to say what’s sweeter–candy corn or watching the Rangers lose like losers. Although I did get misty watching Kotalik!
Wow! I didn’t even notice Kotalik! I was, admittedly, distracted by Looch. Heh. :D (It is very hard to say whether candy corns or the Rangers losing is sweeter…)
Good morning, everyone!
It is very hard to say whether candy corns or the Rangers losing is sweeter…
I’m thinking in the short term the candy corn may be sweeter, but it can get too sweet very quickly. The Rangers losing, on the other hand, will never get old.
I agree with you, Amy. I frequently eat too many candy corns and make myself feel sick. The Rangers losing has never once made me feel sick!
That’s a very good point, Amy. And the Rangers losing doesn’t make your teeth feel all gross, either.
And the Rangers lose in three seasons (Pre, Regular, and Playoffs or Fall, Winter and Spring take your pick) while candy corn is mostly Autumnal.
So my manager, who is a big Devils fan as well, is letting me take a looooooooong luch to go to Newark (from NYC)and see the Baby Devs take on the Baby Rags at 1:00 PM.
Johnny Mac’s coaching debut. Kalloo Kallay!
And the Rangers lose in three seasons (Pre, Regular, and Playoffs or Fall, Winter and Spring take your pick) while candy corn is mostly Autumnal.
Oooh! Another point in the Rangers’ favor!
And that is so awesome, Morgan, that you get a hockey lunch today! I hope you have a great time!
Candy corn makes me sick while the Rangers losing has a calming, healing effect. Higgins scored and Looch didn’t maim anyone, so this game gets a positive sounding “meh” from me.
And for you ladies on Looch Watch, there’s a Free OnDemand HD channel that has a category for G4 (the gamer’s channel). There should be a show for EA Games which is a promotional “competition” between Dwight Howard, Sacha Kljestan, Venus Williams, and a certain kitten-gnawing Bruin where they each take a turn sort of playing each other’s sport. Your boy has a nice soccer kick, but almost killed a camera guy with his tennis serve.
So my manager, who is a big Devils fan as well, is letting me take a looooooooong luch to go to Newark (from NYC)and see the Baby Devs take on the Baby Rags at 1:00 PM.
Is your office hiring? I’m relocatable!
Oooh, have a great time, Morgan! Say hi to the baby Devs for me!
mcguffers, I saw a little video blurb about that Looch thing this summer! Looch playing tennis is a scary, scary thought.
Looch playing tennis is a scary, scary thought.
Looch playing UNO is a scary, scary thought.
It’s nice that preseason hockey brought hockey season weather with it. Time to pull out the layers.
Looch playing UNO is a scary, scary thought.
Heck, Looch playing Hungry Hungry Hippos is a scary, scary thought.
And I can read a live blog of the Sabres training camp championship scrimmage later today. That will be my hockey content for the day.
Looch playing UNO is a scary, scary thought.
Heck, Looch playing Hungry Hungry Hippos is a scary, scary thought.
:^:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Looch is currently working on his menacing style of tiddlywinks.
Meanwhile Zach’s like, “I say! Is the thought of me playing cribbage scary? Grrr. I’m tough! I say!”
And I just gave blood. Does that mean I get to go home and nap the rest of the afternoon?
Looch playing blob tag is enough to make anyone run for cover.
Looch playing blob tag is enough to make anyone run for cover.
*hiding under desk*
Meanwhile Zach’s like, “I say! Is the thought of me playing cribbage scary? Grrr. I’m tough! I say!”
I always associate Pip from Southpark with Zach now.
Looch is currently working on his menacing style of tiddlywinks.
Heh. You said, “tiddlywinks”. Hehehhehehh…tiddlywinks.
Hey everyone! Happy September 16th! It’s league assignment day! Woo!
And I just gave blood. Does that mean I get to go home and nap the rest of the afternoon?
You are a better woman than I am. I’m in no way averse to needles or blood, but I just can’t imagine them taking it from me on purpose.
Hey everyone! Happy September 16th!
EEEEEEEEEEE!!
Happy September 16th! It’s league assignment day!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! How many people signed up?
24! Again!
We’ll have two leagues of 12, just like last year. I’m getting the list of participants together now.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! for League Assignment day! And that’s awesome that we’ve got a nice even number again! Way to go, Amazing/SuperLeague community! :D
I’m in no way averse to needles or blood, but I just can’t imagine them taking it from me on purpose.
:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Well, I have very slow veins, so not only were they taking blood from me on purpose, but it seemed like it would take all day. :P
So, here’s the list of people who signed up and their team affiliation. We got some new people this year, as well as some faces from IPB of yesteryear:
Patty – Dallas
Myra – Dallas
Dave (Hub) – Dallas
Nat – Colorado
Frisby – Nashville/New Jersey
Carol Browne – Vancouver
alix – Vancouver
Chaz – Colorado/Buffalo
Zot – Anahiem
Eugenia (Zot’s sister!) – Anahiem
Amy – Buffalo
Sam – Buffalo
Grrreg – Montreal
Beck (new guy!) – Buffalo
Josh – New Jersey
Iain – New Jersey
Katebits – Buffalo
Meg – Buffalo
Mike in Idaho – New Jersey
Mags – New Jersey
andrew – Buffalo/San Jose
Pookie – New Jersey
Schnookie – New Jersey
As you can see…it’s a good crowd. Some new, some old. And best of all, it’s a perfect split of EC and WC drafters (with me drafting out of the EC for both my teams).
That really did work out perfectly! Good work, everyone! :D
Meanwhile Zach’s like, “I say! Is the thought of me playing cribbage scary? Grrr. I’m tough! I say!”
Right, Zach. You’re as tough as a Labrador Retriever.
And yay for league assignment day!
I have very slow veins, so not only were they taking blood from me on purpose, but it seemed like it would take all day.
Errrrm… Lucky you?
And best of all, it’s a perfect split of EC and WC drafters
Finally! No one has to switch this year :D
I wonder how Morgan is doing at the behbeh Devils game…
Woo-hoo to a perfect 24! What a great-looking list! I’m so excited for the Craig Andersoxers to beat up new blood! :D
So, what do you guys think? Should we wait a few hours before making assignments, see who pops in? Or should we just get this boat in the water?
I say put the boat in the water, Andrew!
All aboard!
I agree about putting the boat in the water. Super/AmazingLeague championship ahoy!
I also agree! We didn’t set a time deadline today, but the breakdown is so even right now, I say, but the boat in the water! We can deal with any latecomers on a case-by-case basis. (I just wanted to say that to sound official. In fact, all late-comers will be banned. And forced to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with Looch.)
Alrighty then…let’s get this show on the road!
Okay, a few things:
So just like every year I have a team in each league, since commish is required to have a team no matter what.
I have placed Schnookie in the Superleague and Pookie in the Amazingleague. That way they can keep an eye on both leagues and give updates on the blog without having to guess what’s going on in the other league. You two got assigned to those leagues because they’re the opposite from your assignments last year, and it’s important to see how the other half lives.
Anyhoo, that’s it. I’m gonna do it just like last year: I’ll put the names of the 10 EC drafters in the random number generator(tm) and then the same for the WC drafters. I’ll post the official time-stamped lists in the comments, 1-5 will go to the Amazingleague, 6-10 will report to the Superleague. Sound good?
Sound good?
Sounds excellent!
I’m sorry, but I CAN’T be in the SuperLeague. This is a TRAVESTY! No hookers and blow for you, andrew! BOOOOOO!
Just kidding. I think I can live through this. I feel like I’ve been relegated to a lesser league. :P
I think I can live through this. I feel like I’ve been relegated to a lesser league. :P
Your league is totally on the wrong side of the tracks.
Um, did I say all that out loud? What I meant is a big hearty “GO SUPERLEAGUE!” And maybe saying that the “S” in “SuperLeague” stands for “Schnookie”. And you can’t spell “Party” without “Schnookie” unless you misspell “party” or “Schnookie”.
Your league is totally on the wrong side of the tracks.
It is. It’s like we all say “pop” instead of “soda” in the SuperLeague.
Here it is people! Your EC drafters! first five to the Amazing league, second five to the Super league!
Eugenia
Frisby
Myra
Patty
Nat
Dave
alix
Carol Browne
Chaz
Zot
Timestamp: 2009-09-16 18:26:56 UTC
And here are your WC drafters! Same thing…1-5 go to…aw hell, you guys know what to do. Here you go:
Amy
Katebits
Mags
Sam
Mike in Idaho
Iain
Josh
Meg
Beck
Grrreg
Timestamp: 2009-09-16 18:29:04 UTC
Ladies and Gentlemen! YOUR 2009-2010 Amaaaaaazzzzziiiiiing Leeeeaague!
andrew
Pookie
Eugenia
Frisby
Myra
Patty
Nat
Amy
Katebits
Mags
Sam
Mike in Idaho
And now, YOUR 2009-2010 Suuuuuupeeeeeeerrrr Leeeeaague!
andrew
Schnookie
Dave
alix
Carol Browne
Chaz
Zot
Iain
Josh
Meg
Beck
Grrreg
It’s like we all say “pop” instead of “soda” in the SuperLeague.
I’m in the Amazing League. Can I still say pop?
I’m in the Amazing League. Can I still say pop?
No. No you can not.
I’m in the Amazing League. Can I still say pop?
Only if you want to look trashy. :P
And I just have one thing to say to andrew, Hub, alix, Carol, Chaz, Zot, Iain, Josh, Meg, Beck and Grrrreg: I hope you’re all ready to play for second place because I’ve got the SuperLeague title all locked up.
I’m in the Amazing League. Can I still say pop?
No. No you can not.
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I’m in the Amazing League too! Should’ve known really. I’m so much more than super ;)
I have to say, I’m really looking forward to another year of getting my ass handed to me by Frisby. He’s always been extremely good at that.
You two got assigned to those leagues because they’re the opposite from your assignments last year, and it’s important to see how the other half lives.
WHAT?!?!? I step away to do actual work for five minutes and now all of a sudden I’m an Amazingleaguer?!? :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP It’s only fitting, of course, given how amazing the Craig Andersoxers are.
Thanks, andrew, for doing all the hard work to set this up!
Speaking of hard work… Who’s excited to exclude all the wrong conference guys?! :D
Who’s excited to exclude all the wrong conference guys?! :D
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I am!!!!
I wonder how long it will be before I stop thinking, “Dave? Who the heck is Dave?” Hee!
Who’s excited to exclude all the wrong conference guys?! :D
Ooooh me, me, me!
Wicked. I’m in the Shuperleague! I think I like it that way – shuper-league. And I drink pop, so I think the shurperleague is, as they say in HR, “A good fit” for me.
BARF! I hate that phrase.
3 cheers for the shuperleague!
And I drink pop, so I think the shurperleague is, as they say in HR, “A good fit” for me.
:^:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: We’re all about work/life balance and being “a good fit” here in the SuperLeague. And being proactive. And thinking outside the box. And using RACI charts.
It’s actually pretty awful. :P
Meanwhile, The Amazingleague is all about working on whatever schedule works for you and working from home and having unlimited sick and vacation hours. The Amazingleague is Globex.
Okeydokey…invites have been sent. Time for the melee to begin!
Anybody who doesn’t get one, please let me know. As you may already know, most of the work I do as commissioner is performed while under the influence, so mistakes occasionally happen.
There will also be weekly SuperLeague staphylococcus meetings. Mark your calendars!
The Amazingleague is all about working on whatever schedule works for you and working from home and having unlimited sick and vacation hours.
*trembles* Can I still switch leagues?
Whoa. I ACTUALLY threw up in my mouth a little bit re: “thinking outside the box”. Oh noes! Here comes breakfast AGAIN!
Seriously, who came up with that stupid phrase?
Anyhoo, I’m all stoked about the weekly Superleague Staphylococcus meetings! I’ll feel right at home! Woohoo!
Best. Day. Ever.
I hope you’re all ready to play for second place because I’ve got the SuperLeague title all locked up.
You wish, biatch. Despite the fact that, in a stunning tribute to mediocrity, my as-yet-unnamed team has never placed higher than 5th or lower than 6th, we are sooooooo taking you down this year. Boo-yah!
Despite the fact that, in a stunning tribute to mediocrity, my as-yet-unnamed team has never placed higher than 5th or lower than 6th, we are sooooooo taking you down this year.
Um, I didn’t say I was aiming to finish 5th. I said I was going to finish 1st. I’m not worried about the As Yet Unnameds/Red Wings! :PPPPPP
The Amazingleague is Globex.
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I’m all stoked about the weekly Superleague Staphylococcus meetings! I’ll feel right at home!
Yay! I’m going to have andrew distribute those little teleconference phone things to everyone, so we can all dial into the meetings that we can’t attend in person. The staphylococcus meetings are mandatory!
Despite the fact that, in a stunning tribute to mediocrity, my as-yet-unnamed team has never placed higher than 5th or lower than 6th, we are sooooooo taking you down this year.
Meg, your teams’ unwavering determination to stay exactly in the middle of the pack is truly inspiring.
Say, that ‘minds me…do you guys all want to have Yahoo decide our draft order again this year? Or would you prefer we rank the teams based on their finish from last year?
I’m fine with either personally. If it’s based on the finish from last year though does it just slot the new people in randomly? How does that work?
The staphylococcus meetings are mandatory!
Yeeeaaah. About that. As Superleague commissioner I’m gonna have to sort of, not go, to the staphylococcus meetings. Im just gonna go ahead and not go.
Andrew, I genuinely don’t give a rat’s fart about the drafting order. I know, that’s so helpful.
I’m cool to just have Yahoo assign a random draft order, since we’re all (except for Pookie and me… Grrr… :P) randomly assigned to the leagues.
If it’s based on the finish from last year though does it just slot the new people in randomly?
I thought about that. I figure they could occupy the lower draft spots, after the people who are ranked from last year’s standings. That’s the price of being the new guy, or something. I don’t know…
your teams’ unwavering determination to stay exactly in the middle of the pack is truly inspiring.
I’m joining Meg in this boat. My teams have finished in 5th both of the past two years. The Two Eyed Pea Brains are shooting to again maintain that level of excellence.
As Superleague commissioner I’m gonna have to sort of, not go, to the staphylococcus meetings. Im just gonna go ahead and not go.
Well, that’s your choice, but if you miss more two consecutive meetings, you’ll get a verbal warning, and if you miss another one after that you’ll be written up. And you wouldn’t want that, would you?
since we’re all (except for Pookie and me… Grrr… :P) randomly assigned to the leagues.
Sorry dude, we can’t afford to be random with the owners of the blog. Your position is too important. Instead, you were simply made victims of my whimsical nature, which is way better.
I say random draft order. The prize for winning is only bragging rights, not special treatment in the draft the following year! Harumph!
Instead, you were simply made victims of my whimsical nature, which is way better.
Well, when you put it that way… (Actually, I’m thrilled to be the Amazingleague. It’s always seemed like the party league. All this talk of staphyloccus meetings is only cementing that false belief.)
Instead, you were simply made victims of my whimsical nature, which is way better.
The horror! THE HORROR!
I’m totally kidding. I’m so over the AmazingLeague now. In fact, I can’t believe I survived two years in that hellhole.
but if you miss more two consecutive meetings, you’ll get a verbal warning, and if you miss another one after that you’ll be written up.
Woo! Unpaid administrative leave! Unpaid administrative leave! That’s what I’m gunnin’ for!
All this talk of staphyloccus meetings is only cementing that false belief.
I’m so over the AmazingLeague now. In fact, I can’t believe I survived two years in that hellhole.
HAHAAHAHAHA!!! To both of you!
Alright, so it’s settled. We don’t change a damn thing. We’re all pretty much ‘anti-change’ around here. I love this league.
Woo! Unpaid administrative leave! Unpaid administrative leave! That’s what I’m gunnin’ for!
No, think more “unpaid forced overtime”.
We’re all pretty much ‘anti-change’ around here. I love this league.
It’s a great league that way, isn’t it?
Instead, you were simply made victims of my whimsical nature, which is way better.
Hee!
No, think more “unpaid forced overtime”.
The union is going to have a field day with that one.
Am I correct in assuming that we CAN change our fantasy team name? Because I’ve got a list of them, but they’re all dependant on drafting certain players…
The union is going to have a field day with that one.
I’m sorry, union?
Am I correct in assuming that we CAN change our fantasy team name?
As many times as you want!
As many times as you want!
Rock! I’m going to relocate my team so often it’ll make Gary Bettman’s head spin :D
I’m sorry, union?
This is America, baby!
I’m going to relocate my team so often it’ll make Gary Bettman’s head spin
Ha! Nice.
So I’m back from the Rock! The Baby Rags beat the Baby Devs 4-3 in a shootout. The Devils led 3-2 going into the last five minutes of the third, but Matt Corrente took a really stupid boarding penalty to reduce a 5 on 3 to a 4 on 4 and the Wolfpack scored a shortie with less than a minute to play. In the OT Corrente also pushed the net off its moorings so obviously that Hartford was awarded a penalty shot. McKenna stopped the PS, but could only stop 2 of 5 shooters in the shootout.
The kids looked sharp (for Lowell). Each D-man had fits of goodness and fits of bad, bad, bad. McKenna, who is in camp as a tryout for the Devils, got outplayed by a Trenton Devil goalie (not a good sign).
The best guy on the ice for the Devils was Michael Swift. He’s a smallish center who killed penalties, won draws and had two unassisted goals. Halischuk stood out positionally as well.
I also sat a row above Schere, TG, and Sherry Ross and one section over from Scott Stevens who takes notes as intensely as he played hockey.
Wooo! Go… ummm… wait, where am I again?
Oh, yeah.
Go SuperLeague!
Scott Stevens who takes notes as intensely as he played hockey.
That’s so good to know!
Go… ummm… wait, where am I again?
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Dumb, dumb question time. When is draft day for the SuperAmazing Leagues?
Dumb, dumb question time. When is draft day for the SuperAmazing Leagues?
Amy, there are no dumb questions. Only dumb answers: We haven’t picked a draft day yet.
Only dumb answers: We haven’t picked a draft day yet.
:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: It’s because we’re dummies. But proud of it.
I am watching the Devils! With Doc and Chico! In HD! This is SO awesome! (Actually, it is surprisingly awesome. I’m finding that I don’t hate the Devils as much as I thought I did.)
Wait, is there no Chico? That sounds like Joe Micheletti… I’m drinking. And gave blood today. Never mind me.
Oh good. It’s Micheletti and Chico. That’s a lot of smarts between the two of them.
This is SO awesome!
That is pretty awesome. I have to wait until Oct. 1st. Lame!
I’m thinking we can wait a week or so for the draft. That will give everyone time to set their pre-draft rankings.
I’m watching the Bruins and the Leafs. I should be drinking. I’ll probably do some blood letting later on.
I think a week is a good idea for the draft. We’ll put up a post about it um… *waves hand airily*… sometime.
I should be drinking. I’ll probably do some blood letting later on.
:^:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Our game started with Clarkson yapping at Avery on the opening draw, and I was pretty close to wanting to switch to the Bruins/Leafs game. I have, very seriously, been dreading having to get back on board with the Devils this season, but much to my surprise, apparently my love for them is VERY deep-seated. I’m all like, “Ahhhhh. Devils. I’d say I’ve missed you, but we both know that would be a lie. But I am happy to see you again.” (It won’t last. :P)
I’m all like, “Ahhhhh. Devils. I’d say I’ve missed you, but we both know that would be a lie. But I am happy to see you again.”
I still have a lot of repressed feelings. I was excited for hockey when I bought my tv, then I remembered just how gawd awful some of the games were last year. My father and uncle want to visit me for the Sabres/Leafs preseason game. My first reaction was, “Eh, I guess. Meh, maybe Komi will play.”
And apparently the Bruins were told to practice their penalty killing tonight.
My first reaction was, “Eh, I guess. Meh, maybe Komi will play.”
Heh. I hit rock bottom last night when I honestly believed I was excited for 29 teams to start the new season, and the Devils… well, not them. But, having just watched Clarkson score on Lundqvist on the power play in front of a sparse Newark crowd, I’m like, “It’s everything I love about fall!”
Yeah Clarkson and his all powerful chin!
Some Leaf just scored. There was a fight too. Neither Looch or his pretty blond punching bag are playing tonight, but Bergeron is there. Rrrrrrarrrgh.
NO LOOCH??? What’s the point of watching???? :P
NO LOOCH??? What’s the point of watching???? :P
Sadly, that’s actually my thinking right now. I knew they probably wouldn’t want Looch and Komisarek reigniting their rivalry in preseason, but I was at least hoping Komi would play tonight. Neither of them are playing and Ghosthunters is on in 8 minutes, so I don’t think I’m making it past the first period.
Aw, that’s so sad. Of course, it’s also Bruins/Leafs. I mean, you’re a hockey fan, but you’re not a masochist.
I put in an effort. It might be interesting to watch Tavares play tonight though.
That might be worth checking out!