We had grand plans for an hilarious post tonight in which we would take a practice citizenship test in honor of Marty becoming a US citizen today. Pookie helps a lot of patrons at the library with their practice materials for the test, and she reported that she would never pass it if she had to take it. Then we read on Fire & Ice that not many of the American Devils were able to answer many of the practice questions, so we became positive that a look at the hapless failures of Americans to understand basic civics and history would make for a riotous post.
Then we took a sample test, with 100 questions (the real test is only 10).
And we kicked that test’s ass.
It wasn’t funny at all. But on the bright side, we feel confident that we are at least as smart as Andy Greene.