You know how invigorated we are by the Devils’ miracle win last night, Gentle Reader? We are so invigorated that the following happened at stately IPB Manor this morning:
The scene: Central New Jersey, under a foot of snow. It’s late morning, and there are finally creatures stirring throughout the house. We sit in the living room, contemplating a day of quilting and eating M&Ms. Suddenly Pookie considers the lettuce we planted in the garden earlier this week.
There is a murmur of concern that the cold frame the lettuce is sheltered in in the garden could be crushed by the weight of all that snow.
On a normal day, we’d just shrug, be lazy, and figure if the Gardening Gods wanted us to have lettuce growing in February, they wouldn’t crush the cold frame.
But on a “holy shit, did you guys see the end of that Devils game last night?!?” day like today, Pookie springs up from the couch, throws on some warm winter layers, and makes her way through the elements to rescue our poor, shivering lettuce seeds from possible crushing.
Once she struggled though the snowed-under garden gate, we had this exchange:
Pookie, while bent over to the cold frame to sweep off the snow: “Are you getting pictures of it?”
Schnookie, huddled under the eave of the front door, sheltering the camera from the snow: “I can’t really get a view that shows what you’re doing.”
Pookie, rising and beaming: “I’m gardening“
And that’s our story. Here’s hoping today’s a marvelous day of hockey.



Happy quilting day, guys! So far this morning the Canucks have let in one goal in the first 2 minutes against Boston. The guys are back to their slow starting ways again.
We’re watching your guys right now, Carol! I’m sure they’re just shaking out the cobwebs because it’s, like, 4:00 in the morning where they come from. (It is that early in the morning in Vancouver, right?)
Hey, are you feeling better yet? Or still sick?
I think all sports need to take the example of rugby and mike up the ref for the whole game.
Oooh, do you get a lot of cussing picked up on the mic’s, Tim?
I wish we had that much snow out here, it’s beautiful.
We really did get the perfect amount and kind of snow. It’s nice and light and fluffy so it doesn’t seem like a crushing kind of snow, but substantially deep to really make it one of those days where you shouldn’t go outside. :D
Not much cussing, rugger buggers are quite civilised, but you get to hear the ref telling players to cut that out, get back onsides! No, you, roll away, hands off! Get the ball out!
Nothing like a Snow Day! Happy quilting and M&M eating, and hockey watching. I’ll keep my fingers crossed that you keep power.
but you get to hear the ref telling players to cut that out, get back onsides! No, you, roll away, hands off! Get the ball out!
Hee! That’s awesome! I would totally pay to be able to watch hockey with open on-ice mics. Big style.
And thanks, Tram! Assuming we don’t lose power (it’s stopped snowing, so I’m kind of optimistic on that front), it should be a nice day! :D
I would totally pay to be able to watch hockey with open on-ice mics. Big style.
Totes. You can’t get enough of hockey swearing + screaming. It’s the best.
Yes it is practically 4:00 am out here. We actually set our alarm to get up to watch the game. Which started at 10 am. Ahem.
I’m still sick. I’m drinking the worst tasting neo-citrin at the moment. It tastes like bitter orange peels. And this game is not helping, either! GAH!
Hey, congratulations on Kovalchuk! He’s quite the catch!
I’m still sick. I’m drinking the worst tasting neo-citrin at the moment. It tastes like bitter orange peels. And this game is not helping, either! GAH!
Ugh! I’m SO sorry! So what are the Canucks doing today, then? They NEED to win to make you feel better! (Although maybe they’re being like the Devils last night — planning to suck for most of the game, then utterly thrill you with a dashing last-minute comeback?)
Hey, congratulations on Kovalchuk! He’s quite the catch!
Thanks! And… so far, so good on the Kovalchuk front. :D
I’ll keep my fingers crossed that you keep power.
Thanks! There’s nothing worse than being set for a full evening of quilting and then losing power. While it makes one appreciative of the talents of our needleworking ancestors, it also totally sucks. :D
Carol, I’m so sorry you’re still sick! That sucks! Don’t the Illness Gods know I’m counting on you for awesome shots of Vancouver leading up to the Olympics?!
Well, that was exciting, if ugly. England 30 – 17 Wales. Wales came back from 20-3 at one point to make it 20-17, but then threw an interception which led to a field-length try for England. I’m so happy it’s rugby season again. 6 nations rugby I love, because I’m English, Irish and Welsh, so I get to support 3 of the 6 teams playing. Makes it tough picking who to root for though.
Fans singing at games is another thing that needs to be taken up from rugby by other teams. Hearing the Welsh sing Bread of Heaven or the English sing Swing Low, Sweet Chariot is spine-tingly.
I’m off to buy myself some handy-dandy booze. Someone tell the Canucks to stop penalising, it’s not working.
planning to suck for most of the game, then utterly thrill you with a dashing last-minute comeback?
Oh. So that’s what’s going on! Yay! I feel better already. I don’t care what I have to do to get better. I’m not missing one more day of the limpics due to a cold. EFF THAT! I have pavilions to see!!!
Mmmm…rugby. A very manly sport.
You and your rugby, Tim! It sounds so exotic and British Isles-y!
I’m not missing one more day of the limpics due to a cold. EFF THAT! I have pavilions to see!!!
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So it begins, Carol! The comeback is on!
YAY! Thank goodness. Plus we have the whole 3rd period to look forward to.
I bet by the third period, the Canucks’ll just be pouring it on!
Ooh, your yard looks so pretty!
They pulled it off! Way to poke check! Oh and Loooouuuu!
Way to go, Canucks! Devil style. Awesome.
I feel better now.
Congrats to the Canucks! My fridge is now full of vino, beer and cider, yay!
Ready for tonight’s game, then, eh?
I may be ready for the game tonight, but in the morning, you sir, will be a bastard! *hic*
I may be ready for the game tonight, but in the morning, you sir, will be a bastard! *hic*
:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: That sounds just about right to be approaching a Devils/Rangers game!
And say, Tim, where exactly are you from?
That’s a long story.
Born in West Germany to Anglo-Welsh and Irish parents, moved to London when I was 6 months old, then to CT when I was 2, grew up in CT, now go to school in Indiana. Became a US citizen when I was 13, but don’t like to think of myself as American, still keep the English accent thankyouverymuch.
That’s an epic tale! Wow! They’re going to need a big budget to film on location when they make Tim: The Movie.
It’ll be tough capturing the constant Cold War fear of Frankfurt 1988.
Can I just say, my best friend since 2nd grade is a filthy Rangers fan? And I can’t wait to kick their butts.
Also, $4.99 for 1.5 litres of frankly delicious Rhine wine is a steal, so I got two. Here’s hoping there’s still some left by tomorrow.
It’ll be tough capturing the constant Cold War fear of Frankfurt 1988.
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Can I just say, my best friend since 2nd grade is a filthy Rangers fan? And I can’t wait to kick their butts.
That’s just disgusting. I hope you tell your best friend often that he/she is a vile human being. I mean, that’s just a given with Rangers fans, right? :P
I view Rangers fans as being Devils-fans-in-training. Someday they’ll all see the light. :D
We were planning to not be home for this game tonight, so I am very confident we’re going to be sorry that our plans got canceled.
Good evening, IPB!
You know, I may live in Kentucky now, but seats are Center Ice. And tonights seat sucks. Stupid Rangers feed.
Oh Frisby, that’s AWFUL. I’m so sorry! (But :^:::::::::::::::::: for the verbiage. :P) If it’s any help, we’ve got Gel-O on the call.
You know, I may live in Kentucky now, but seats are Center Ice. And tonights seat sucks. Stupid Rangers feed.
I’m sorry I shouldn’t laugh, but that was funny. I am truly sorry you have to listen to Sam “I’ve Lost My Will To Announced Since JD Left” Rosen and Joe “I’m A Moron” Micheletti.
I see whatever ground we might have made up on our shitty PP last night has since been lost.
I have a suggestion, Frisby. Maybe put it on mute and listen to the radio off the devils website?
Chico seems to be having a very difficult time dealing with the fact that the league seems to be cracking down on ticky-tacky penalizable offenses these days.
I’ve tried that before, but the radio feed is like over a minute behind.
Well, la-di-da. I’m perfectly happy with my minute lag. Until something happens and all yall’s posts ruin the surprise for me.
Well, the ticky tacky penalties wouldn’t be so bad if the refs would call a fucking high stick penalty.
Until something happens and all yall’s posts ruin the surprise for me.
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Well, the ticky tacky penalties wouldn’t be so bad if the refs would call a fucking high stick penalty.
Dude, and that was Sjostrom again! He’s the guy who took out Zach’s teeth during the ’06 playoffs! (Wasn’t he? I just finished my dinner wine…)
Peters and Prust again? ::Eyeroll::
Gel-O: “Prust is in the box and Peters has gone to the Devils’ dressing room…”
Pookie: “Because he got traded? Please tell me it’s because he got traded.”
the league seems to be cracking down on ticky-tacky penalizable offenses these days
It’s when the ticky tacky offenses turn into tit-for-tat offenses that I get annoyed. All is not fair in love and hockey.
Whyyyyyy….whyyyy….whyy is Peters still here? Is it because hewas part of those kickass post-lockout Sabres? That wasn’t him, that was Drury and Briere….who are gone…why does whomever owns the Sabres hate Buffalo?
Riddle me that Batman, or Sabres fans, either.
Oh my god! Pando and Niedermayer (the Lesser) were just about to do the Steamdozer, but instead got an actual GOOD CHANCE. I think the Devils sent their Second Set Offensive Playbook to Atlanta with Oduya.
YOU CAN’T GIVE IT TO THIS NIEDERMEYER TO SCORE! That’s what the good Niedermeyer is for, even if he is a defender.
So my feelings about that period are that I’m getting REALLY tired of listening to Chico complain about the officiating lately. Having watched scads of games this afternoon, I noticed several broadcast teams complaining a lot like Chico and one team (I think it was the Kings’ guys) saying that the officiating has been really tight lately, so clearly the league is cracking down again. Why can’t MSG tell Chico to just pipe down and be calmer about it like whoever that was this afternoon?
YOU CAN’T GIVE IT TO THIS NIEDERMEYER TO SCORE! That’s what the good Niedermeyer is for, even if he is a defender.
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Oh. My. God. The Prudential Centre has boards with Swedish Fish ads? I loooooooooove the Devils. This much.
(I’m 1.5 litres into my wine)
That wasn’t him, that was Drury and Briere….who are gone…why does whomever owns the Sabres hate Buffalo?
Riddle me that Batman, or Sabres fans, either.
I think you lost me there, Tim. Golisano (the Sabres owner) doesn’t hate Buffalo. That was just incompetence I’d say.
I love the Swedish Fish ads. The ones that really crack me up, though, are the Modell’s ones, because once, during a pretty boring game back when we had season tickets, Morgan suggested that if he was picked to do Score-O, he’d try banking his shot off the Modell’s ad. Schnookie was like, “But you’d lose.” And Morgan said, “Yes, but if I made the shot? I’d be Score-O LEGEND.” I think if you managed to score in Score-O banking it off the Swedish Fish, you’d be a Score-O god.
I think I lost me too, but trading away one’s two captains is a massive level of incompetence. I think there’s at least a little bit of spite there.
My Rangers fan friend is stuck in Sabres country, so I’ve got that going for me.
The CBJs just scored a goal from center ice. Kill me now.
The CBJs just scored a goal from center ice. Kill me now.
Seriously? What’s going on with Crunchy???
Seriously? What’s going on with Crunchy???
Thankfully, this one wasn’t Crunchy’s fault. The CBJ player shot the puck in from center ice, it bounced off the glass and off Lalime’s foot into the net.
The CBJs just scored a goal from center ice. Kill me now.
Kapow! If I missed, it’s because of how drunk I am.
Kapow! If I missed, it’s because of how drunk I am.
Now I can add plaster work to my home improvement list. :p
Kapow! If I missed, it’s because of how drunk I am.
Now I can add plaster work to my home improvement list. :p
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And that’s quite a relief to hear it’s Crunchy.
I think I lost me too, but trading away one’s two captains is a massive level of incompetence. I think there’s at least a little bit of spite there.
They never traded either of them. They lost both as unrestricted free agents (they had thought they would be able to keep Drury but he decided he wanted to play for the Rangers instead).
The captain they did trade was Peca a few years prior to that and he was holding out for a bigger contract. Also, they had different owners at that time. Owners who were sleazy criminals.
By the way, just because we’re all being honest here, I’m pretty well in my cups, too. :P Also, we finished a certain craft project today and I’m positively GIDDY about it.
Schnookie, is that what I think it is?
Schnookie, is that what I think it is?
Tune in tomorrow! :D
Why yes it probably is, Amy! :D You’ll see a full reveal tomorrow. Heh.
And it’s a good thing I’m distracted by this craft project’s final result, because if I wasn’t, the Devils would be pissing me off big style right now.
I want to see the whole thing. ::whines::
Thank you for correcting me, Meg. I’ve a terrible time keeping track of other teams. I knew Briere and Drury were both wearing C’s, then left for other teams, I couldn’t remember under what circumstances. I mourn your losses.
Can I also say that Drury is the closest I have to a “Hometown Hero”? He’s from a couple towns over. All my town has produced is the Doc from Back to the Future and the porn star that “Girl Next Door” is based on.
Patience is a virtue, Meg! :P
Gee. What a surprise.
I want to see the whole thing. ::whines::
I’m sorry! But we need some sunlight to take proper portraits!
All my town has produced is the Doc from Back to the Future
Dude, that’s way cooler than Drury!
Patience is a virtue, Meg! :P
Yeah, yeah, yeah…I suppose I can wait ’til tomorrow.
But I certainly can’t use html tags!
All my town has produced is the Doc from Back to the Future
Dude, that’s way cooler than Drury!
I have to agree!
And I’m telling myself right now that while this game is stupid, it’s NEW fucking shit.
But I certainly can’t use html tags!
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I poured Boomer an unusually large glass of wine, and in the process shorted myself. I’m really regretting that right now.
BOOOOOO
BOOOOOO
These Devils need a solid, no-frills defenceman, someone like a Johnny Oduya.
And they need a forward who can’t score. Someone like Boogerfors. And a prospect who has the elbows of a murderer.
These Devils need a solid, no-frills defenceman, someone like a Johnny Oduya.
:^:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: You know what else would help? A rookie who’s in Jacques’s doghouse.
Chico: “This is shocking.”
Me: “I’m not shocked.”
And a prospect who has the elbows of a murderer.
No court in NJ would convict him if he put Callahan in the hostipal.
I poured Boomer an unusually large glass of wine, and in the process shorted myself. I’m really regretting that right now.
I sympathize. I’d really like to be not-sober right now.
And they need a forward who can’t score. Someone like Boogerfors. And a prospect who has the elbows of a murderer.
Sounds like you guys are writing one heck of a personals ad for the Devils.
I’d really like to be not-sober right now.
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Sounds like you guys are writing one heck of a personals ad for the Devils.
A personals ad that involves the Rangers trading King Hank for Carey “Not Worth The” Price.
You know what there has been entirely not enough of around the Devils lately? Garbage cans being thrown at the players’ heads.
If Sabres fans come help you with the garbage cans, will you help us with the garbage cans?
So we ended up canceling our plans tonight because we didn’t want to get stuck in a snowbank while driving to our friends’ house. I’m thinking being stuck in a snowbank would be more fun than this.
If Sabres fans come help you with the garbage cans, will you help us with the garbage cans?
:^:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Can do! (See what I did there? Can do? I’m so funny.)
I’m thinking being stuck in a snowbank would be more fun than this.
Yeah, if we had any snowbanks in New York I might just walk out and stick myself in one. And it would be a way better way to spend my Saturday night then this game.
Yeah, if we had any snowbanks in New York I might just walk out and stick myself in one. And it would be a way better way to spend my Saturday night then this game.
Heh. Being a sports fan is so FUN, isn’t it?
I might just walk out and stick myself in one
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Here’s what I’m thinking: maybe the Devils should practice the power play.
Well, it wasn’t a shutout.
Yeah, that doesn’t help me feel any better. Instead of the soldering iron, I’m going to hop on Modern Warfare 2 and shoot people in the face.
:^:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: I think that sounds WAY funner than a soldering iron, Frisby. :D
I want to play mw2, but i’m too lazy to go downstairs.
I want to play mw2, but i’m too lazy to go downstairs.
Or too drunk? :P
Never too drunk to go downstairs, just too lazy.
Never too drunk to go downstairs, just too lazy.
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Going downstairs is almost easier when drunk. Or at least faster.
I might throw myself down the stairs if things don’t get better for the Devs.
Hey! Just wanted to stop in to say I loved the snow pictures. So pretty! My dad would have been impressed at your gardening dedication, Pookie!
Did you survive the night alright?
It took the Penguins over 9 hours to go from Newark to DC.
I can’t even imagine that much snow.
Good morning, everyone!
Myra, I also can’t really imagine that much snow, because we sure didn’t get as much as they did in DC!
We are watching the Pens/Caps game. Edzo couldn’t make it from Chicage so we are hearing a lot from Pierre. I wish it had been Pierre who hadn’t made it. Intermission is Pierre and Milbury. I’m doubting my sanity for not having changed the channel or muting it already.
Wow, you’re really driving home that we’re happy we’re not watching today! (Seriously, Pens/Caps on any channel is a no-go for us, but when you add in NBC? And take out Edzo? Forget about it! :P)
We did, however, just stage a photoshoot of a certain craft project… :D
Oh, I saw the sneek peek! Please do let us know when the photoshoot is posted!
Yeah, I know, I’m desperate to be actually watching this but I can’t stand all the football talk and I need a distraction from real life a lot these days.
And I was in a crummy mood to begin with so can only go up from there anyway.
but I can’t stand all the football talk and I need a distraction from real life a lot these days.
Yeah, I hear that. We planned ahead and tivoed some hockey from last night to watch today, but if we hadn’t, we’d be watching the NBC game just by default too.
I think I’ll be watching some Castle and Chuck on demand today. But I really should try to remember to use the DVR more.
And why do some teams have to use a siren and a train horn? Isn’t one or the other enough?
Ovechkin just killed the goal cam on a breakaway and Pierre is about to pee in his pants over it.
I find excessive goal horns are the mark of an organization that feels the need to overcompensate for something. I’m not saying what. But I might be implying that the Washington Capitals has a very small penis.
Ovechkin just killed the goal cam on a breakaway and Pierre is about to pee in his pants over it.
TURN THE TV OFF! GO TO THE TV SHOWS ON DEMAND! I COMMAND YOU TO TURN THE PIERRE OFF! Good morning, Myra! :D
Hee Hee Hee.
I know I really should. But the thought of Crosby getting a hat trick against Ovie keeps me watching.
I’m watching too, Myra, while cleaning my living room. Man, I miss DVR. And cable.
But the thought of Crosby getting a hat trick against Ovie keeps me watching.
Okay, that would keep me watching, too. I can see from the score on NHL.com that the game’s going fine without me watching, so I don’t want to rock the boat. :D
Oh, and there’s a new post up… about our craft project. :D
I’m sorry, Meg. I’m hoping we won’t have to drop ours. We’ve only had cable for a year and a half and I’m already totally hooked.
We struggled mightily during the various periods of time when we had to scale back our TV sources, too. It’s so rough when you get used to having all the bells and whistles and then have to go back to basics again.
And that game went down the tubes. I just switched to ice dancing where I got to see a fairly incestuous brother-sister duo and a teaser for a special on the US women’s hockey team called “Blood, Sweat, and Cookies.”