Lazy Saturday Night Open Thread (Oh Right, With Devils/Kings On The Docket)

We are pooped, Gentle Reader. It’s been an intense day of cake baking and bulb planting and fabric cutting, and now we’re ready to kick back with a scrumptious pasta dinner and a huge glass of wine, and to watch hours and hours of hockey. We’d love if you’d join us.

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DEVILS! GETZI! OPEN THREAD!

Is tonight the night that the Devils remember how to play hockey? Or is it the night Johnny Mac gets closer to being fired? Or is it the night that Getzi’s shirt oops doesn’t fall off? Let’s find out!

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The ’10-’11 Devils: Sadder Than Dumbo’s Mom

The one interesting thing that came out of the Sharks drubbing was Chico’s admission that David Clarkson is now sporting a lucky elephant of some kind. What kind, you ask? We’ve used our mad reporter skillz to find some leads; we’re not entirely sure which of these elephants is most prone to wrap-arounds, but we’ve [...]

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DEVILS! SHARKS! OPEN THREAD!

Good grief! It’s crazy late and the Devils haven’t even started yet? What is wrong with these West Coast games? This is a preposterous start time. We doubt our ability to stay up for the whole game, but please do join us for as much open thread as a late, late game can handle.

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The 2010-2011 Devils Team Bonding Playbook

If there’s one thing a strugging hockey team can be counted on, it’s a chorus of “we just need to get on a roadtrip so we can do some team bonding to get us all on the same page”. We’re not hockey players, so we don’t understand why “getting everyone on the same page” can’t [...]

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Happy Hour, Chuckles-Style

Just before the start of this season we had big plans to invent a champagne cocktail that incorporates a Chuckles candy in honor of the bright Kovalchuk future of the Devils. We were going to style it all fancy, with a vast, Sandra Lee-esque tablescape in shades of red and black. And then we got [...]

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DEVILS! SABRES! OPEN THREAD!

We might be back at stately IPB Manor, but we’re clearly not back into the swing of writing blog posts. Until we regain some semblance of a work ethic, please join us for an open thread.

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