These guys again? And the Sabres too? Well, here we go, we guess. That’s the one problem with it not being the offseason – sometimes you have to watch some pretty awful hockey.
PREGAME
– We spend a delightful half an hour before the broadcast starts playing Super Mario Brothers on the Wii. There’s nothing like watching Mario cheerfully plummet to his doom repeatedly in world 7-1 to put everything into perspective. The elephant seems to be trending highly unlucky, but miracle of miracles, Mario eventually pulls it out and clears the course. Lucky elephant, indeed!
– We spend a slightly less delightful few minutes in the broadcast’s intro wondering why our dinner isn’t ready yet. How long can it take baked potatoes to cook? This elephant wouldn’t know luck if it kicked him in the face.
– Tedenby sighting! We have a Tedenby sighting! The elephant is less pachyderm and more hummingbird-on-crack.
FIRST PERIOD
19:06 The arena looks laughably empty. The elephant is too lonely to bother choosing sides at first, but swings negative when Kovalchuk fancy-pantses his way through the entire Sabres team, gets Enroth sliding out of position, but shoots wide. Pookie: “Well, Enroth is really intimidating.”
13:05 We miss some action because our potatoes are starting to come out of the oven. You know what’s exciting? We’re eating with our new sporks!
The elephant thinks our flatware is trending stylish.
10:27 There’s not a lot going on in this game, so Chico decides to pump us up by pointing out that Hedberg made a stop on the first shot he faced tonight, which is a big step up from the last time these two teams played. The elephant, like the crowd, is asleep.
9:46 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Enroth juggles an Elias shot from long distance, and Arnott is at the crease — being casually and politely observed by a Sabres “defense”man – to just be able to chip the tiniest bit of the puck into the net while drifting off into the corner. It’s 1-0 Devils! And Tedenby got the secondary assist! WOOOOOOOOO!! Schnookie: “That was all elephant.” Pookie: “Yup. That was the unseen trunk. It gonged in off it.”
7:26 The Sabres very nearly put the puck into their own net from the entire length of the ice on a delayed penalty to the Devils. Alas, the elephant is napping on the job, and luck isn’t with that slowly creeping puck – it taps the outside of the goalpost before coming to rest and drawing the whistle.
0:28 There’s a stoppage for some reason, and MSG+ takes the opportunity to plug their intermission content, including LICENSE PLATE REVEAL! EEEEEEEE! Pookie: “The elephant is looking up, up, up, baby!”
SECOND PERIOD
20:00 We get our Trenton Devils update before the puck drop, and Schnookie sadly laments about Doc’s calling them “the T-Devs”, “I wish he called them the TrenDevs.” Lucky elephant: “Me too.” Also, just for the record, we think it’s hilarious that Gel-O spent the intermission talking about how great the first period was. The Devils are up by one goal against the second-worst team in the conference. Pookie: “And a fluky goal at that.” Let’s not go crazy here, people.
14:36 The elephant mocks the MSG+ team’s crowing about how awesome the Devils are for having a whopping one-goal lead (Chico even goes so far as to call it a “cushion”) against the Sabres, and Pominville makes it 1-1.
14:23 The elephant says, “Soon I’ll be dancing on your graves, losers!” as Hedberg gives up a long-range goal to Roy-Z. 2-1 Sabres. Chico: “Whoa! That’s a shocker!” Pookie: “Chico. How is that even remotely shocking? Tell me when you were shocked.” Chico starts the replay by suggesting maybe the goal wasn’t wholly shitty, because maybe the shot was tipped ever so slightly by Tallinder, but you know what? That would only make it worse.
10:53 The diarist is not in the room when the Devils score. She comes back to find a 2-2 game, and says, stunned, “The Devils scored?” The other -ookie: “Yup. On a Vasyunovaround that bounced in off Clarkson.” The elephant is stunned – it doesn’t know what to think anymore.
9:32 Doc has a moment where he realizes his own looming mortality as Clarkson celebrates in front of the net after a Volchenkov shot, prompting Doc to shout “SCORE!”… except the puck is in the corner. The elephant chortles evilly.
8:16 Langer gets spun headfirst into the boards at the bench, and we will admit – we gasped with horror. Even for Langer. See? We’re not monsters. Ennis gets called for hooking on the play, so the one-for-the-last-33 Devils PP takes the ice. The elephant is like, “I don’t actually need to bother here, do I?”
7:58 WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE? Suck it, bad-luck elephant! Arnott just grips it and rips it from above the faceoff dot, and the shot ricochets off of an almost impossible number of things to find its way into the net. It’s the second PP goal in 11 games for the Devils, and now it’s 3-2 Devils. The good-luck elephant smirks at his bad-luck cousin, but Chico ruins the moment by immediately wondering if this is going to be “a hat trick night”. No, Chico, it isn’t.
6:09 The bad-luck elephant starts pummeling the good-luck elephant with his own upraised trunk, and Myers scores a goal from the mirror-image location of Arnott’s second. Only Myers doesn’t need 10,000 deflections on his shot because Hedberg is a terrible goaltender. 3-3 game.
5:00-ish We come back from commercial to see this awesomeness:
That’s pretty much the exact same facial expressions you’ll find on the denizens of stately IPB Manor when we have to watch the Devils play! It’s like our living room, but with more expensive clothes! Pookie: “It looks like Marty’s regularly kicking Zach in the back of the head.”
1:53 If only the Devils could play this Enroth kid every day! Of all the ridiculous things, they score again. Langer makes it 4-3 Devilswhen he tries to feed Travis in front, but Butler does all the work for him by tipping the pass perfectly into his own net. The good-luck elephant stuffs the bad-luck elephant into a steamer trunk and sits on the lid.
0:00 The period comes to an end on a frenzied Sabres PP thanks to some idiocy by Arnott. It’s a bit of a shooting gallery in the waning seconds, prompting Pookie to remark, “It’s almost like the players are all stopping after every shot to be surprised that it didn’t go in.”
THIRD PERIOD
11:06 Rather like the Devils, we’re not paying very close attention to this period. Until it’s 4-4 thanks to Tallinder having no idea how to make decisions in front of his own net. We’re so glad that bad-luck elephant was manning the helm as the Devils GM this past summer, so the team could acquire such a dazzling defensive talent.
6:48 Bad-luck elephant starts sharpening his tusks to gore good-luck elephant when the Devils go on the PP.
2:42 Both good-luck and bad-luck elephants are shocked to see how quickly this period has passed. The hell? This game’s flying by! How unusual for Devils/Sabres.
0:57 Despite it being a clear night outside, our feed is completely breaking up. The elephants are trying to tell us something, but we’re not quite sure what it is.
OVERTIME
We have nothing to say about this because we can’t see what’s going on. What the hell is going on with our feed? It better not have fucked up our tivoing of ANTM, because while we don’t mind not being able to see this OT, we will NOT abide missing ANTM.
today’s sure-to-be-awesome Devils/Sabres game.
You say that, but something in your tone tells me that you don’t really mean it.
You know us so well, gunner. :P
One awesome thing about this game: no Rolston.
I don’t want to give the Devils any of our secrets, but Goose’s line isn’t really our good one. They usually don’t keep the puck for that long.
One awesome thing about this game: no Rolston.
Great point! Always thinking on the bright side of things, eh?
They usually don’t keep the puck for that long.
Heh. They also don’t usually play a team as crappy as the Devils.
I don’t ever want to hear Chico say “Moooooooose” again.
What in the– WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I’m confused. Why are people standing up and clapping?
Woo-hoo! I was not expecting that!
I don’t ever want to hear Chico say “Moooooooose” again.
So there’s a moose on one side and a goose on the other. Why do I feel like this is the beginning to one of those “…walk into a bar” jokes?
They also don’t usually play a team as crappy as the Devils.
Not true. They do everyday in practice.
Not true. They do everyday in practice.
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I’m calling it now. Tedenby gets a hat trick.
Holy Fuck. The Sabres seriously almost did that. That really just fucking happened didn’t it?
That really just fucking happened didn’t it?
It brings back memories of when the Devils DID do that. Damien Rhodes got credit for the goal for Ottawa. Yeah. IT WAS JUST THAT BAD. Heh.
Who do think is the Heath Ledger and who is the Jake Gyllenhall in the the Tallinder/Myers relationship?
That really just fucking happened didn’t it?
I wonder if that was their attempt in the “Buffalo Sports Teams Develop Creative Ways to Lose” Contest?
Who do think is the Heath Ledger and who is the Jake Gyllenhall in the the Tallinder/Myers relationship?
:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: I’m going with Tallinder as Ledger and Myers as Gyllenhall.
And Pookie just reminded me of the time Brylin made a Flyer put the puck into his own net on a delayed penalty. So it isn’t all bad times for us on plays like that. Heh heh heh.
I wonder if that was their attempt in the “Buffalo Sports Teams Develop Creative Ways to Lose” Contest?
I feel like it’s that movie “Major League” only instead of trying to save the team from leaving, all the players are like, “Wait, if we suck hard enough, we can move south? Hell yeah!”
It brings back memories of when the Devils DID do that. Damien Rhodes got credit for the goal for Ottawa.
*shudders*
I’m going with Tallinder as Ledger and Myers as Gyllenhall.
I agree. Tallinder looks enough like Sasha Belov to make him Heath Ledger. Myers looks enough like a girl to be Gyllenhall.
I have a much easier time picturing Myers with a Tallinder jersey hanging in his closet.
Jesus Langenbrunner is slow. Is that C made of lead?
I love how we’re getting New Jersey graphics while listening to Buffalo announcements.
Is that C made of lead?
Worse than that — it’s made of dead and dying dreams. That’s the densest material on earth.
Now I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I was going with Tallinder as Gyllenhall just because he seems like the chattier of the two. And Myers has that tall(er) blonde thing going.
So that’s what Clarkson looks like. I approve.
Amy, we were just commenting on how Clarkson is managing to look ever hotter this year!
Myers looks enough like a girl to be Gyllenhall.
:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: It just seems to me that Myers is the one having a harder time quitting the other. Wasn’t that Gyllenhaal? I think at that point in the movie I was so distracted by the terrible “aging” makeup that I wasn’t really paying as close attention as I should have.
Jesus Langenbrunner is slow. Is that C made of lead?
Dude, for reals. I was trying to pronounce him a waste of a roster spot earlier tonight, but then realized that all he’s doing is keeping potential other Devils players from getting into the lineup. And we all know that Devils players suck just on principle, so I don’t know what my point is.
I love how we’re getting New Jersey graphics while listening to Buffalo announcements.
Aren’t you excited for the license plates? :D
That’s the densest material on earth.
Denser than Bobby Holik’s head?
::RUNS TO ORDER MY LICENSE PLATE RIGHT NOW::
Denser than Bobby Holik’s head?
Well, Blobby’s head is also made of dead and dying dreams.
Blobby’s head is made of mummified dreams.
Srsly? That’s the license plate. Couldn’t pretty much the same effect be achieved with a well placed bumper sticker?
mcguffers – I love how we’re getting New Jersey graphics while listening to Buffalo announcements.
The last few times the Devils played the Sabres I noticed Doc has said at the start of the periods, “For those of you in Western New York, we now turn it over . . . ”
What exactly is the MSG Western NY feed showing? Just curious. Thanks.
I just figured something in Holik’s head had to be almost as dense as a black hole, what with the way it distorted the space-time of his face.
Couldn’t pretty much the same effect be achieved with a well placed bumper sticker?
Pish posh! You’re such a spoilsport.
I just figured something in Holik’s head had to be almost as dense as a black hole, what with the way it distorted the space-time of his face.
:^:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: I bet my license plate, with random numbers and letters, will show up reading “H0L1K”.
I adore that the license plate is so austere! I love it! It’s totally old-school. It’s like the CAA of specialized license plates.
I bet my license plate, with random numbers and letters, will show up reading “H0L1K”.
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What exactly is the MSG Western NY feed showing? Just curious.
In WNY, we see the same NJ game feed you guys do, but Rick Jeanneret & Harry Neale are calling the game instead of Doc & Chico. Since the Sabres games air on MSG up here, corporate synergy allows for cost savings by using the Devils/Rangers/Islanders feed and dubbing over our announcers.
Mine’s going to randomly be I<3NYR.
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I’ve been trying to find a redeeming quality of Adam Mair all season. I believe we just witnessed it: nobody drops his butt onto a puck like Adam Mair.
What exactly is the MSG Western NY feed showing? Just curious. Thanks.
What she said :)
Mine’s going to randomly be I<3NYR.
Awesome. That would be really freaking awesome :D
I’ve long believed that if I was randomly issued “NYR” as part of my license plate — any license plate — I would stand in line forever at the DMV (pardon me, MVC) to return it.
I’m beginning to regret only having one glass of wine with dinner.
Just as I read the name Brian Rolston on another page, the Sabres scored. Coincidence?
Well, yeah. Proabablly.
Since the Sabres games air on MSG up here, corporate synergy allows for cost savings by using the Devils/Rangers/Islanders feed and dubbing over our announcers.
Cablevision doesn’t care how bad that looks to people out in Western NY since they don’t have to answer to them directly.
That’s not coincidence! That’s cosmic!
This is a bit more like it.
And right when I typed that it was a coincidence they scored again. So I guess the second goal is on me.
Hey, look, a Vasynovaround!
So now that the Sabres and Devils have traded odd goals, what else is left to do tonight?
I’m confused. Were the Sabres lining up for the flying V. Without the puck?
So now that the Sabres and Devils have traded odd goals, what else is left to do tonight?
A lame ass “fight” between Mair and Kaleta.
A lame ass “fight” between Mair and Kaleta.
Now Gionta vs. Kaleta would be something to see.
So now that the Sabres and Devils have traded odd goals, what else is left to do tonight?
For ridiculousness? Listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUfsJF-L404
It gets really ridiculous around the 1:30 mark.
Though the Devils seem to be playing better since I started listening.
I know this makes me a terrible person, but I’m rooting for a long term injury right now.
Now Gionta vs. Kaleta would be something to see.
They’d start arguing over which is better, Rochester or Buffalo.
I give the New Jersey organist props for doing some Coldplay.
They’d start arguing over which is better, Rochester or Buffalo.
“Garbage plate!”
“Buffalo wings!”
“Garbage plate!”
“Beef on weck!”
Marty, Zach and the other injured guy look like they’re the quite happy fun group in the stands.
Wow. Those are the saddest Devils ever.
Those are the saddest Devils ever.
As opposed to the saddest sack Devils on the ice right now.
I like that Harry mentions they look really unhappy while Marty is texting and giggling. He probably got picture mail from Brett Favre.
Wha-huh?! I hope they give us a Zach reaction shot so we can see him throwing his BFF locket to the ground.
Now that Egg’s nose is re-attached to his face, he seems attractive. I think I shall google search him…
Not actually an acorn. Zach can pick his BFF locket back up.
Oh shit. Now I won’t get to see Butler again for another 3 months.
Zach can pick his BFF locket back up.
Boxworthy is slowly working his way down the steep arena rows to retrieve the locket.
That’s pretty much the exact same facial expressions you’ll find on the denizens of stately IPB Manor when we have to watch the Devils play! It’s like our living room, but with more expensive clothes!
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It’s like our living room, but with more expensive clothes!
And less stitching.
It’s a shame they don’t let the injured Sabres & Devils sit in the same area. Crunchy & Marty could have adult conversations with some cocktails while Zach & Staffy goof off at the kids table. That might be more interesting to watch.
The best was Josefson looking like he was sitting through a film strip on boll weevils.
I like that Harry mentions they look really unhappy while Marty is texting and giggling. He probably got picture mail from Brett Favre.
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The best was Josefson looking like he was sitting through a film strip on boll weevils.
Hey, Marty’d seen all the other film strips in the team A/V club archive!
Amy, I am so impressed that you were right — this practically WAS a 6-5 game! And it’s SO going to a shootout, isn’t it?
“He’s feeling terrible.”
Really? He didn’t look like he was feeling terrible. Maybe he used his kajillion dollars to hire a monkey stand-up comedian to tell him cheer him up when he misses shots.
Amy, I am so impressed that you were right — this practically WAS a 6-5 game! And it’s SO going to a shootout, isn’t it
It really is impressive. Of course, Sabres-Devils do like to err on the side of predictability.
Rick and Harry love to point out Kovy’s faults. You gotta think it’s sour grapes from working for a team that will never be involved in any big name free agent acquisitions.
It’s not just you. My feed is getting all pixelated and shit.
It’s like listening to a breaking-up radio.
I hope Rick never decides to bust out his “Jersey” accent ever again.
Interestingly, the Sabres feed on GCL is clear.
Poor Blues. Just after just about everyone in hockey media came out with their deep, insightful “This is why I’m totally not surprised St. Louis is awesome” they get obliterated by IPB Manor’s (godawful) Gentleman Callers. What the hell was that?
While I’m sorry your feed is sucking, gunner, I’m relieved to hear it’s not just us. I hate the shootout on principle, and this is just making it worse! Yay!
Bummer.
I thought I could count on Langer there.
The feed is coming in okay here.
Is your feed in HD tonight? On the Sabres channel, the feed is clear, but the feed on MSG+ HD has that dirty fishbowl thing going on again.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE CHUCKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, honestly, was there any other way for that game to end?!
Wow. That was embarassing.
It’s like our living room, but with more expensive clothes!
That picture is awesome.
Crunchy & Marty could have adult conversations with some cocktails while Zach & Staffy goof off at the kids table. That might be more interesting to watch.
That would have been even more awesome!
We have been having a most awesome hockeyless night, other than Dave announcing the scores periodically.
Blue Jackets vs Blues 8-1 with 80 minutes of penalties in the third alone? Crazy.
We have been watching the CMA awards, which has been very entertaining despite the fact that we don’t listen to country music. Carry Underwood sounds like a gymnast when she talks. Very odd. Kid Rock??? Jeff Gordon attempting to be funny. Reba singing Byonce?
I don’t think this is the type of entertaining they were intending but still.
was there any other way for that game to end?!
I did not foresee that happening.
I don’t think this is the type of entertaining they were intending but still.
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Wow. That was embarassing.
Yeah, no kidding. I like Chico being like, “It’s not his fault!” Um, yes it is. But hey, I admire the brazenness of what I can only assume is Devils-style coach-killing. Instead of even pretending to care, like the rest of his teammates, Kovalchuk’s like, “So, we’re sucking this year? Fine. I’ll just suck.” At least he’s being honest. Heh.
Can’t wait til tomorrow night when we get killed by the Rangers.
We have been watching the CMA awards, which has been very entertaining despite the fact that we don’t listen to country music.
I haven’t been watching but I think that there’s something to be said for the utter absurdity of the CMAs. Did Gwyneth Paltrow sing? I heard she was going to…
Apparently, she is supposed to sing, but she hasn’t yet.
Carrie Underwood is singing and has a dress on that makes her look like one of Gracie’s Hallmark Barbie Christmas ornaments.
Yeah, no kidding. I like Chico being like, “It’s not his fault!” Um, yes it is. But hey, I admire the brazenness of what I can only assume is Devils-style coach-killing. Instead of even pretending to care, like the rest of his teammates, Kovalchuk’s like, “So, we’re sucking this year? Fine. I’ll just suck.” At least he’s being honest. Heh.
Chico needs to be put into a mental institution. The glue from his hairpiece has clearly caused his brain to stop functioning.
Yeah, Chuckles isn’t even bothering to try. I was watching and having flashbacks to Valeri Kamenski after the Rangers signed him. Or, as I called him then, “Kantplayski”. It’s going to be a very, very long 15 years.
That had to be the worst shootout “attempt” in the history of the sport. We’ll just have to consult Elias Sports Bureau, but I’m pretty sure.
Just watched the video of Chuckles.
Wow.
Just.
Wow.
We got a tour of the broadcast truck before the game, so I can only assume that the screwy feed was my fault. I probably stepped on a wire or knocked over a computer or something!
We also got to meet Doc and Chico, which was pretty cool.
I should have known it was you, Pam! (Thank you. It made it so we couldn’t see much of what was going on during OT and the shootout [but we did see the part of the shootout everyone's talking about, so couldn't you have stepped harder on whatever it was? :P].) That’s so cool that you met Doc and Chico! Did you tell Chico to stop being such a ninny?
I should have cut a few more wires so no one not in the building would have had to suffer through watching that shootout!
It was really fun. Doc took us into the truck and explained to us what was going on in there. He had game notes and NHL notes prepared for us so we go to take those home. It’s stupid, but it was pretty cool to look through it. Just huge note packets of current stats and stuff.
I wanted to tell Chico that without fail, at least once a game, we ask ourselves: “what the hell is chico talking about?”
He was really excitable in person, as I’m sure guys know from when you confronted him with your homemade Chuck the duck!
He was telling us about the button he presses to request video footage of whoever he is talking about. And then he got really giddy to show us the new telestrator that has circles and arrows and stuff to use.
He’s then like “I have something for you!” And he reaches into a folder and pulls out postcards with a picture of him playing for the Devils on it, and proceeded to sign one (complete with personalization!) for all four of us in the group. I thought it was funny that he had those things with him, just in case!
That’s so cool! How did you get to have such an awesome tour? (How hilarious that Chico has postcards to autograph on hand. I bet he has them with him at all times.)
It was our “frozen over reward” for renewing our season tickets early (and paying in full I think). They have a list of rewards, and you pick your top 10. Last year we got the locker room tour. This particular tour was actually our second choice! We wanted the $500 food and beverage card as our first choice, but I guess it’s ultra-competitive to get those!
Chico had no clue why we were there. He asked us if we won a contest. Then he said “I hope meeting me isn’t the grand prize!”
Chico had no clue why we were there. He asked us if we won a contest. Then he said “I hope meeting me isn’t the grand prize!”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s AWESOME! Oh, Chico. If only you’d stop talking during Devils broadcasts, we’d all be able to love you. Heh.
I know! He’s so likable in person, but on TV I just want to kill him!
I just read this on the ESPN scoring summary:
“Shootout attempt by Ilya Kovalchuk MISSES wide of net (Backhand 14 ft)”
That was a really generous description of that.
Aww, Chico sounds so adorable and charming in person. At least that part was enjoyable, Pam!
Pam, that sounds like an awesome prize. LOL at Chico with the autograph cards at the ready.
Apparently, Langenbrunner is upset that the fans booed Chuckles after his gaffe. What does he think the fans should have done? Thrown confetti and candy?
Langer ALWAYS complains about the fans when they boo. ALWAYS. It’s just one of his many charming features that make him such an appealing captain. So… any takers? :P
Yeah, it was pretty cool and I enjoyed it. A pretty good consolation prize for missing out on the 500 dollar food card. Chico probably has those postcards with him when he’s at the DMV, or anywhere else!
Amy, I saw Jamie’s quote about how it’s unfortunate that Kovy was “treated like that.” You’re right, what the hell were we supposed to do? Cheer for the 100 million dollar man because he showed up? I’m really tired of Captain Crybaby pissing and moaning that the fans are assholes for being disappointed. You don’t wanna be booed and take some heat, then don’t be a pro athlete. It comes with the territory.
Here’s what Kovalchuk said about the game last night:
“I’m trying out there. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get it done when the team needed me the most, and I accept responsibility for that. I know the fans are frustrated, and I am too. I can be better and I owe that to myself, the team, and the fans. We’re going to turn this thing around.”
Oh wait, no, he didn’t say that, or anything like that.
I love that picture. It’s so bad yet so good.
At least Zach isn’t wearing white socks..