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Devils/Leafs Open Thread With Possible Woolgathering

November 18, 2010 by Schnookie

Please do join us for an open thread of hawt Devils/Leafs action! And if the Devils manage to do anything more interesting than just comment-worthy, we might even make a post of it! If they don’t do anything especially interesting, we’ll just keep sitting here dreaming of totchos.

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on November 18, 2010 at 6:57 pm EJGRgunner

Just googled totchos. That. Is. Horrible.
on November 18, 2010 at 6:58 pm Schnookie

And by “horrible” you mean “astoundingly delicious”, right?
on November 18, 2010 at 7:00 pm EJGRgunner

I got fatter just by looking at the pictures.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:02 pm Schnookie

Mmmmm… fattening pictures.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:04 pm EJGRgunner

Jesus MSG+, way to bust out some incredibly depressing scoring projections. I’m super-excited to watch the game now!
on November 18, 2010 at 7:16 pm EJGRgunner

In my continuing quest to find a way to enjoy this ‘orrible ‘orrible season, I’ve been focusing on ways that this team could be worse.

Tonight’s theme:

_____ could be coaching the team.

Answers so far:

Chico
Dennis Green
Don Cherry
Jamie Langenbrunner
Bobby Holik
Patrick Roy
on November 18, 2010 at 7:18 pm Schnookie

Jesus MSG+, way to bust out some incredibly depressing scoring projections. I’m super-excited to watch the game now!

Oh my god, for reals! I was like, “So you’re saying I can just walk away now, MSG+?”

And I can play that game! My projection for this season, actually, includes the reveal that Lou is using the head coaching job as his culminating feat of revenge against everyone who’s wronged him. Obviously, he’s started with Johnny Mac. Soon he’s going to fire him and bring in Niedermayer. Then he’ll fire him, and we’ll end the season with none other than Scott Gomez behind our bench. It definitely CAN get worse!
on November 18, 2010 at 7:24 pm EJGRgunner

Ten games ago, Ken Hitchcock and Mike Keenan were on the list.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:27 pm EJGRgunner

The one thing this season really makes me appreciate is Doc. How that man continues to get excited watching these games amazes me.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:28 pm Schnookie

Ten games ago, Ken Hitchcock and Mike Keenan were on the list.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That is BY FAR the most depressing and meanest thing anyone’s said about the Devils this season. Heh.

How that man continues to get excited watching these games amazes me.

Dude, seriously. He’s a true pro.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:31 pm Pookie

Ten games ago, Ken Hitchcock and Mike Keenan were on the list.

Whoa. Just… whoa.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:32 pm EJGRgunner

OOooh. No addition to the list: Glen Sather.

I’m having a hard time finding people who would make me unhappy if I heard they were replacing John Maclean.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:32 pm EJGRgunner

*new addition.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:33 pm EJGRgunner

Stan Fischler. He goes on the list.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:33 pm Kathleen

Well, really. Would Chico as Devils head coach really be that bad? Come on, it’d be fun!

No?
on November 18, 2010 at 7:34 pm Schnookie

Oh my god, Stan Fischler and Glen Sather just made my blood run cold.

How about Bryan Trottier?
on November 18, 2010 at 7:35 pm Schnookie

(Or is it Brian? I can’t remember. All I remember is that it was my favorite part of the Rangers recent history EVER.)
on November 18, 2010 at 7:35 pm Pookie

Stan Fischler is at the top of my list I think. I mean, imagine a Coach’s Corner with Stan interviewing himself. The universe would implode!
on November 18, 2010 at 7:35 pm Kathleen

Stan Fischler. He goes on the list.

I’d like to see that. Well, for like two games.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:36 pm Schnookie

I mean, imagine a Coach’s Corner with Stan interviewing himself. The universe would implode!

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I was about to suggest that Brent Sutter would be a lateral move, but just then Chico said that the Devils are the only team left not to win two consecutive games this season. Brent Sutter would be a definite improvement.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:36 pm Pookie

I’d add Wayne Gretzky to the list. This game is fun! I feel so much better about Johnny Mac now!
on November 18, 2010 at 7:37 pm Schnookie

I’d add Wayne Gretzky to the list.

Ooooh, good one!
on November 18, 2010 at 7:38 pm Pookie

You know what’s sad? I’m not going to put Claude Julien or Kevin Constantine on the list. This game isn’t fun anymore.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:38 pm Schnookie

Krzysztof Oliwa!
on November 18, 2010 at 7:39 pm EJGRgunner

Have you not listened to Chico analyze the game? I’m not sure he’s physically capable of noticing a Devil making a mistake.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:39 pm Pookie

Krzysztof Oliwa!

DAMN! Nice one!
on November 18, 2010 at 7:40 pm Schnookie

I’m not sure he’s physically capable of noticing a Devil making a mistake.

Heh. Which is why Langer probably dreams of the day he’s the head coach.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:40 pm EJGRgunner

See, Oliwa’s not on my list, just because watching everyone struggle to learn polish would be hilarious.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:41 pm Pookie

I was the guy who writes the pithy headlines for the graphics to be the coach. I mean, if he can come up with “EA Are In The Game” for a graphic about Elias and Arnott can surely figure out how to fix the team, right? Right?
on November 18, 2010 at 7:41 pm Schnookie

See, Oliwa’s not on my list, just because watching everyone struggle to learn polish would be hilarious.

Hm. That’s true… Well, how about Mike Danton, then?
on November 18, 2010 at 7:41 pm EJGRgunner

Jeff Vanderbeek.
Brad Childress.
Joe Morgan.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:43 pm EJGRgunner

Danton doesn’t work because it’d be too exciting to watch him get angry at a ref. The very real threat of the ref getting whacked a few days later would make it pretty interesting.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:43 pm Schnookie

Damn, you’re really good at seeing these guys upsides, aren’t you?
on November 18, 2010 at 7:44 pm Pookie

Pierre McGuire!
on November 18, 2010 at 7:44 pm Schnookie

Ooooh, that’s a terrifying thought, Pookie.

Have we mentioned Barry Melrose yet?
on November 18, 2010 at 7:45 pm EJGRgunner

Know who’s on my list? Ken Daneyko.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:45 pm EJGRgunner

Pierre McGuire!

Damn. That’s so good that I wish I thought of it.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:46 pm Pookie

Wow. The thought of spending even game revisiting the Melrose-Newark thing is really making me feel better about the fact that Johnny Mac hasn’t coached the team to 2 straight wins!
on November 18, 2010 at 7:47 pm Schnookie

Know who’s on my list? Ken Daneyko.

Dano would be like Chico, but more aggressive. Like, Chico would just sort of sweetly tell the guys that everything’s fine and they can do no wrong. Dano would be all, “BAD OFFICIATING! STUPID RULES! DEVILS AWESOME! DANO SMASH!” It’s horrifying.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:47 pm Pookie

I am SO with you on the Daneyko thing. He’s almost as bad as Chico!

That’s so good that I wish I thought of it.

It’s so terrifying the fewer of us thinking it the better. We wouldn’t want it to turn into a self-fulfilling prophecy.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:48 pm EJGRgunner

I think the mullet makes it a close call. That and I kind of like the way he always says “NewJerseyDevils” as one word.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:50 pm Kathleen

Brad Childress.

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on November 18, 2010 at 7:52 pm Kathleen

The very real threat of the ref getting whacked a few days later would make it pretty interesting.

It is so wrong how much this amuses me. This game is awesome.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:59 pm EJGRgunner

As opposed to the Devils game, which is merely not awful so far.
on November 18, 2010 at 7:59 pm Schnookie

Oh, it was only a matter of time. Sigh. (Blobby’s like, “That wouldn’t have happened if I was the coach!” Devils: “Yes it would have.”)
on November 18, 2010 at 7:59 pm Tim

My first Chuck the Duck!

Poop. Why did I agree to go to the Caps game on Monday?
on November 18, 2010 at 7:59 pm EJGRgunner

Fuck. I had to say something, didn’t I?
on November 18, 2010 at 8:02 pm EJGRgunner

New to the list: Jeremy Roenick.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:04 pm Kathleen

I can’t believe the Ookies haven’t bailed in favor of the Trannies yet.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:04 pm Tim

Devils should make whomever’s top of the rankings online on NHL 11 the coach.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:06 pm EJGRgunner

No no no. Coming up with good candidates for the new coach is blatantly against the rules of this game. It’ll, at best, make us wistful. It’s more likely that it’ll just make us cranky.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:06 pm Pookie

Roenick, eh? Good one. Has anyone floated Lyle Odelein yet?
on November 18, 2010 at 8:07 pm Tim

Oh hey, Rollie Winkerbean is back. You can tell I’ve been following the team real close.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:09 pm Schnookie

I just wandered off for a few minutes to shop top shelf rums online, and I come back to find y’all cracking my shit up, and Chico telling us “you can’t say they’re not trying.” To all of which I say :^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
on November 18, 2010 at 8:09 pm Schnookie

(Oh, and we’re hedging our bets — we tivoed the trannies. :P)
on November 18, 2010 at 8:11 pm EJGRgunner

New to the list: Eric Lindros.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:11 pm Tim

No no no. Coming up with good candidates for the new coach is blatantly against the rules of this game. It’ll, at best, make us wistful. It’s more likely that it’ll just make us cranky.

Because a 12 year-old with Tourrettes and the world’s strongest thumbs would be great behind the bench.

Wait, I think I’m on to something.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:11 pm Kathleen

HAH!!! Chico is so dependable.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:13 pm Schnookie

New to the list: Eric Lindros.

HAHAHAHAHA! How about Tkachuk?
on November 18, 2010 at 8:14 pm Schnookie

Yay.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:15 pm Tim

Chico and Doc are ignorant people, apparently you can’t tell them anything.

Chuckles could be player-coach, that way we could sign Chelios and Owen Nolan to inject some youth in the squad with the money we save.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:16 pm EJGRgunner

Tkachuk’s on the list, but I feel like we can do better.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:17 pm Pookie

Better than Roenick and Tkachuk? Hm… Tony Amonte?
on November 18, 2010 at 8:19 pm EJGRgunner

I never really hated Tony Amonte. Not as much Chris Pronger or Derian Hatcher.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:20 pm EJGRgunner

Ooh. I think I have a winner:

Scott Burnside.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:20 pm Tim

Ray Emery! It’s about time Marty learned to fight.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:20 pm EJGRgunner

RON HEXTALL!
on November 18, 2010 at 8:21 pm Schnookie

I’ll see your Scott Burnside and raise you a Mark Everson.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:21 pm EJGRgunner

I’ll see your Mark Everson and raise you a Mark Messier.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:21 pm Tim

Ooh. I think I have a winner:

Scott Burnside.

He really mismanaged the offensive against Lee at Antietam.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:25 pm Tim

Oh man, I might need to stay in tomorrow night to see Elton John’s duet with Gandalf the White.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:27 pm EJGRgunner

Boomer Esiason or whoever that Carton guy is.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:27 pm Pookie

I’ll raise you all a Larry Brooks.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:28 pm Pookie

(But Derien Hatcher might be one of the worst ones yet.)
on November 18, 2010 at 8:28 pm Pookie

Jaromir Jagr!
on November 18, 2010 at 8:30 pm EJGRgunner

In all seriousness, how pissed would you be if Lou fire Maclean and named Adam Oates as his replacement?
on November 18, 2010 at 8:33 pm Pookie

::checks list:: Not that pissed. Heh. (Actually, yeah, I suppose that would suck.)
on November 18, 2010 at 8:39 pm Amy

Why not just have Don Cherry take over the Devils?
on November 18, 2010 at 8:45 pm Tim

David Clarkson is making kids with cancer go to Devils games. Why does David Clarkson hate cancer kids?
on November 18, 2010 at 8:45 pm EJGRgunner

Don Cherry is already on the list.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:46 pm Schnookie

Why does David Clarkson hate cancer kids?

I was wondering the same thing earlier when they showed that piece in the pregame! I was thinking those poor kids are like, “What did I ever do to deserve THIS on top of cancer??”

(Also, woo hooo! for your first Chuck the Duck sighting!)
on November 18, 2010 at 8:47 pm Amy

Darn it. I thought I caught all the names mentioned!
on November 18, 2010 at 8:52 pm EJGRgunner

Brett Hull.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:53 pm Pookie

Ooh, ooh, I have another two names for the list: Al Strachan and Al Morganti!
on November 18, 2010 at 8:53 pm EJGRgunner

Colin Campbell and Mike Millbury.
on November 18, 2010 at 8:54 pm Schnookie

Al Strachan and Al Morganti!

I think the Dueling Als should be our co-coaches! It could be like those co-owners in Tampa, but even stupider!
on November 18, 2010 at 8:54 pm Pookie

Colin Campbell and Mike Millbury.

Damn. I had no idea Johnny Mac was such an improvement on so many other people!
on November 18, 2010 at 8:55 pm Schnookie

Colin Campbell and Mike Millbury.

I’ll give you Millbury (and frankly, I can’t believe it’s taken this long for his name to come up), but I know Campbell is a better coach than Johnny Mac’s been. (Let me stress that I also know that Campbell is a terrible, terrible hockey coach. Heh.)
on November 18, 2010 at 8:57 pm EJGRgunner

I think after the emails and the obvious hatred for Campbell by seemingly every ref in the league, my exact thougts would be “Fuck! Now we’re NEVER going to get a call.”
on November 18, 2010 at 9:02 pm Schnookie

my exact thougts would be “Fuck! Now we’re NEVER going to get a call.”

That would only be a valid concern if the Devils were going to skate hard enough to warrant calls, which I haven’t seen them do in several years, so I’d take my chances.
on November 18, 2010 at 9:03 pm EJGRgunner

I just noticed the your Tranny score. I think you’re going to enjoy that one.
on November 18, 2010 at 9:11 pm EJGRgunner

Rick Tocchet.
on November 18, 2010 at 9:12 pm Schnookie

I think it might be safe now for us to walk away from this game and get the trannies started. Thanks, Versteeg, for putting us out of our misery.

Rick Tocchet.

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on November 18, 2010 at 9:13 pm EJGRgunner

Dick Cheney.
on November 18, 2010 at 9:16 pm Schnookie

Okay, we DEFINITELY have a winner there with Dick Cheney. (Although Sarah Palin would probably be worse…)
on November 18, 2010 at 9:16 pm Patty (in Dallas)

Ooh. I think I have a winner:

Scott Burnside.

He really mismanaged the offensive against Lee at Antietam.

:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

I’d like to nominate Mark Crawford for the list.
on November 18, 2010 at 9:17 pm Patty (in Dallas)

Or Marc. As it were.
on November 18, 2010 at 9:23 pm Myra

Marc Crawford’s hair
on November 18, 2010 at 9:24 pm Schnookie

I didn’t want to suggest Crawford for two reasons:

1. I was afraid you’d be mad that I was trying to poach your coach.

2. The Stars are better this year than the Devils, so clearly Crawford would be a step up from MacLean.
on November 18, 2010 at 9:24 pm Schnookie

Marc Crawford’s hair

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on November 18, 2010 at 9:25 pm Pookie

Johnny Mac wearing Marc Crawford’s hair.
on November 18, 2010 at 9:28 pm Patty (in Dallas)

2. The Stars are better this year than the Devils, so clearly Crawford would be a step up from MacLean.

It’s a total mirage. It’s like the year he won the Cup. Chico could coach Brad Richards and Loui Ericsson to a few wins. They’re the guys that are doing it.
on November 18, 2010 at 9:29 pm EJGRgunner

I’m out. I leave you with this one final thought:

Gary Bettman.
on November 18, 2010 at 9:30 pm Pookie

Gary Bettman.

Too rich for my blood! :D Goodnight!
on November 18, 2010 at 9:30 pm Myra

Ooph. This list is going to give me nightmares.

Bettman? EEEK!
on November 18, 2010 at 9:30 pm Schnookie

They’re the guys that are doing it.

Yeah, but Johnny Mac has guys that have proven year in and year out that they can sleepwalk their way into the playoffs… and yet he hasn’t managed to get them to win two consecutive games yet. So CLEARLY Crawford understands at the very least how to get out of his own way at least occasionally. And Johnny Mac doesn’t. :P
on November 18, 2010 at 9:33 pm Patty (in Dallas)

So CLEARLY Crawford understands at the very least how to get out of his own way at least occasionally. And Johnny Mac doesn’t. :P

You might have a point. Although I’m still skeptical. :D

How about Ron Wilson? I hear he might be looking soon.
on November 18, 2010 at 9:37 pm Schnookie

How about Ron Wilson? I hear he might be looking soon.

:^:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: I would have chosen him earlier tonight, but he won the head-to-head matchup this evening, so I have to give him the edge over Johnny Mac. :P
on November 18, 2010 at 9:38 pm Patty (in Dallas)

As soon as I posted that I thought, woops. He just took himself off the list. :P
on November 18, 2010 at 9:41 pm Schnookie

As soon as I posted that I thought, woops. He just took himself off the list.

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It’s surprisingly hard to think of guys who would be worse than Johnny Mac.
on November 18, 2010 at 9:44 pm Tim

Barry Melrose sans fabulous mullet?
on November 18, 2010 at 9:53 pm Schnookie

How about Sean Avery?
on November 18, 2010 at 9:57 pm Tim

DING DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNAR!
on November 18, 2010 at 9:59 pm Schnookie

:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Yeah, I don’t think that can be topped. (Except by gunner’s starting point with Bobby Holik…)
on November 18, 2010 at 10:00 pm Patty (in Dallas)

How about Sean Avery?

Yep, he’s definitely worse. Than anybody you might be talking about. :D

I think everything’s going to be okay, though, Devils fans! The Fire and Ice guy said they had a long players-only meeting. Problems solved, right?
on November 18, 2010 at 10:01 pm Schnookie

We are not very far into this evening’s Tranny game, and you know what it is so far? The dictionary definition of “bizonkers”.
on November 18, 2010 at 10:12 pm Kathleen

Had I not seen it with my own eyes, there is no way I’d believe that game was played with goalies at all. Just trashcans in front of the net.
on November 18, 2010 at 11:09 pm Myra

Hey! I got the pictures! Thank you so much!

“Doll in Dress” caught my eye, thinking it was some exotic flower from the Arboretum. But no, it’s a doll in a dress getting it’s picture taken like it was a bride.

That was odd.
on November 18, 2010 at 11:26 pm Schnookie

I’m so glad to hear the pictures found their way to you, Myra! And I thought I’d taken the doll picture out, but I guess not. Isn’t that hilarious? Did we also include the pictures of the girl in the matching dress? (We keep meaning to put together our last travelogue post, but keep getting daunted by the thought of winnowing out the pictures from the arboretum.)

Anyway, I hope they’re Dallas-y enough for you! :D
on November 19, 2010 at 9:32 am Pookie

Now I want to breed some crazy flower just so I can call it “Doll in Dress”.
on November 19, 2010 at 10:10 am Schnookie

I would plant Dolls in Dresses!
on November 19, 2010 at 12:11 pm Myra

I had imagined some type of lily for some reason. Someone needs to develop a “Doll in Dress” lily, but we will hold the trademark for it!

It just has a ring to it. What are those? Oh, those are “Dolls in Dresses”.

We are flying to Kansas City tonight. I’m so hyped up! I took the scissors to my hair this morning. I have never done that before. Ever. I chopped it off all the way around. Even had Dave cut the back.

I’ve gone insane.
on November 19, 2010 at 12:23 pm Mike in Idaho

I know I’m late but I had to add one more name to the worse than John Maclean list: John Bucigross. What Wayne Gretzky was to the Phoenix Coyotes, Bucigross could be to the Devils.
on November 19, 2010 at 12:36 pm carolbrowne

Totchos? Mike would SO love these. Me, too, actually. What can I say? I’m a cheap date.

Also, Stamkos is trending on twitter today – top tweet by Darren Dreger states – For those who don’t, it’s time to appreciate Stamkos at the same level of Ovechkin and Crosby. He’s that good.

Sadly, the Beard of Bees still stinks. Even with Stamkos at the helm. WAH! I’m sure Stamkos is SICK of the BoBs at this point. I guess I should appease him with a raise or something.
on November 19, 2010 at 12:41 pm carolbrowne

I’m late to the Rick Tocchet party, but I think you’d still enjoy watching him make a spaghetti dinner –

It’s no totchos, but still.

I think the background music adds so much to the video. Really, he should be on the Food Network.
on November 19, 2010 at 12:42 pm Schnookie

What Wayne Gretzky was to the Phoenix Coyotes, Bucigross could be to the Devils.

:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Bucci’s like, “I don’t get it.”

Myra, that is SO exciting that you’re heading out to KC! I can’t wait to hear all about it! (And you with your fancy haircut and everything. :D)

I’m sure Stamkos is SICK of the BoBs at this point. I guess I should appease him with a raise or something.

You better do something quick, before he demands a trade, takes down the franchise with him, and alienates all the Bees’ fans!
on November 19, 2010 at 12:48 pm Pookie

John Bucigross

WOW. How did his name not come up last night?! This game is mindblowing. Who knew there would be SO many people worse?!

I guess I should appease him with a raise or something.

Yeah, probably. Give him some more tatchos with his pre-game meal.
on November 19, 2010 at 1:20 pm carolbrowne

Give him some more tatchos with his pre-game meal

Great idea. I’ll have them served to him on a silver platter – presented by ice girls in bee costumes. Instant loyalty!
on November 19, 2010 at 1:26 pm Schnookie

presented by ice girls in bee costumes. Instant loyalty!

:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Who could ever walk away from that?? (Unless the ice girls in bee costumes have beards.)
on November 19, 2010 at 1:31 pm carolbrowne

(Unless the ice girls in bee costumes have beards.)

Oh yah. I forgot to mention that. The ice girls are oldie-time circus freak show bearded ladies. In bee costumes. And bloomers.
on November 19, 2010 at 1:35 pm andrew

The ice girls are oldie-time circus freak show bearded ladies. In bee costumes. And bloomers.

Well that just sounds like good old-fashioned fun. Sign me up!

Hey Carol, I agree, you should definitely trade Stamkos. I will reluctantly take him off your hands. No worries.
on November 19, 2010 at 1:45 pm carolbrowne

Hey Carol, I agree, you should definitely trade Stamkos.

Sorry, he’s on lockdown for the season. I keep him locked up in a glorious condo filled to the brim with hookers and blow. He only comes out for totchos and bearded ladies – then it’s back to the condo.

If you like, I can send you over a circus freak for entertainment instead. While I’m willing to part with one beared bee lady, but I can also send you a Pinhead if you like, or a Lobster boy. I’m all stocked up for the holiday season.
on November 19, 2010 at 1:50 pm Schnookie

If you like, I can send you over a circus freak for entertainment instead. While I’m willing to part with one beared bee lady, but I can also send you a Pinhead if you like, or a Lobster boy. I’m all stocked up for the holiday season.

:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Wow! I had no idea the front offices of the Beards of Bees was so… um… colorful.
on November 19, 2010 at 2:05 pm andrew

but I can also send you a Pinhead if you like, or a Lobster boy. I’m all stocked up for the holiday season.

Hmmm…I’m doing pretty good on pinheads right now. Do you have a werewolf boy or maybe a unicorn man you could part with?
on November 19, 2010 at 2:55 pm Schnookie

Do you have a werewolf boy or maybe a unicorn man you could part with?

Wow! You better have something pretty big you’d be willing to send in return. I mean, werewolf boys and unicorn men don’t come cheap.
on November 19, 2010 at 3:36 pm Amy

I had no idea the front offices of the Beards of Bees was so… um… colorful.

It sounds like something straight out of an episode of Carnivale or something.
on November 19, 2010 at 6:41 pm carolbrowne

Oh dear. Just read the twitter. Sorry to hear about Pat Burns.

I guess it’s not the time to mention Jo-Jo the Dogface boy, is it?

Didn’t think so.
on November 19, 2010 at 7:37 pm Schnookie

I guess it’s not the time to mention Jo-Jo the Dogface boy, is it?

Didn’t think so.

:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Carol, you always know the right thing to say.