Just kidding. There’s no exciting news about the Devils. Unless “they still suck” counts as exciting. Nope, the closest thing we have to exciting is that we started seed shopping today. This coming summer we’re going to grow two types of Sestito Puente peppers, and we’re going to grow brooms. Let’s see if the Devils can top that kind of thrill-a-minute activity when the holidays are over.
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Photos of brooms with the Lensbaby? DREAMY!
Also, I watched the Devils lose last night. Yeesh. They really are stinking it up. :-(
I’m just going to throw this out there, per the last thread…not only do I never hear about the Blangers while living in NYC (granted, I don’t read the sports section of the newspaper), I don’t know a single Rangers fan. So they are totally avoidable. Don’t let the Blew Blork Blangers dissuade you Mags!
And you are so good enough for NYU. I’ve gotten in twice now and I’m barely a functional human being half the time. If NYU didn’t take you it would be because they’re being idiots (totally possible but don’t let that dissuade you either!) not a reflection on your qualifications.
I’m seeing news that the mangy fox has been relieved of his duties? Can anyone confirm?
Broom grains? Different, but cool.
I’m seeing news that the mangy fox has been relieved of his duties? Can anyone confirm?
I’ve seen it mentioned by most of the “credible” sources on Twitter, so I’m thinking it has to be true.
Did you guys title the post “Exciting News” to actually dare the Devils to do something “exciting”? Because if it actually works that way, I’m titling every one of my posts, “Sabres win! Brad Richards traded to Buffalo!!”
…Brad Richards traded to Buffalo!!”
MITTS OFF MCGUFFERS!!! NO BRAD RICHARDS TRADE TO ANYONE!!!
HUMPH.
Wait, what? Mangy fox out – sure, who wasn’t expecting that. But crazy for back in? Again? Oh Devils, you’re so funny.
MITTS OFF MCGUFFERS!!! NO BRAD RICHARDS TRADE TO ANYONE!!!
I’ve heard Richards likes redheads and buffalo wings… just sayin
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Did you guys title the post “Exciting News” to actually dare the Devils to do something “exciting”?
That’s exactly what we said! Sadly, I bet it only works once a season. I don’t think we can go around titling posts, “The Most Fabulous News Ever!” and expect Langer to be sent to the moon (I don’t even want a moon particle to be named later in return).