Great Idea? Or Greatest Idea?

OK, OK, are you sitting down? How’s this — imagine you’re watching a game that’s gone to a shootout. The shootout is tied after three attempts. Do you want to see a fourth lame attempt at yet another forward shooting at the goalie? Or do you want to see… wait for it… a goalie race?! [...]

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Devils/Wings Open Thread

You guys, there is snow, sleet, and thunder and lightning pelting stately IPB Manor. It’s like the apocalypse, but wintry. Is this a sign that the Devils have completely given up on getting the first overall pick? Is it a sign that we should be happy about that? Or is it just coincidence? We have [...]

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We Always Have Our Best Ideas When We’re Watching Hockey And Drinking

So, here we are on a Saturday night, watching random hockey (Canes/Pens? Really? Her?), chugging two bottles of wine, and we’ve had a brilliant idea. The idea came out of a long and seriously analytical discussion of those beer commercials where the bitchy hot-chick bartenders put down dorky guys who don’t drink the appropriate shitty [...]

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Devils! Trannies! Saturday! Open Thread!

WOOOOO! It’s a huge-ass Saturday of hockey! With Devils and Trannies playing each other! Yay!

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Sandra Lee Calls Crushed Red Pepper Flakes “Cheap, Intense Flavor”, A Phrase That Also Describes Sestito Puente Perfectly

Remember last year when we exposed the true, shocking story of Sestito Puente’s sordid past as a pepper smuggler on the rough Canada/US border? Well, you had to know that we’d pursue that story to its absolute farthest conclusion — growing and eating Sestito Puente cayenne peppers. We planted our cayennes last winter with the [...]

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It’s A Holiday Where At Least One Of Us Doesn’t Get The Day Off Work? Must Mean Devils/Islanders!

So Pookie’s having her usual late shift at the library today, and Schnookie’s home moping about how crappy her dumb job has been lately and how one day off is hardly enough, so what could possibly make this day better? A Devils/Islanders game! Woo hoo!

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This One’s For You, Gunner!

The last post was starting to look like the piles of dirty, slushy snow everywhere in NJ, so here’s a fresh sheet of new thread for Friday’s hawt, hawt action!

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