How far is too far in advance to make pies for Thanksgiving?
– Colleen, Colorado Springs, CO
Looch not eat any pies older than number of fingers Looch can count so Looch suggest not making pies more than four years before Thanksgiving. Looch think four years gives mud juuuust enough time to bake properly while still being able to scrape off rock in once piece. Colleen make Looch drool with pie question! How soon is Thanksgiving? One… Two… Three… Four… LOOCH CONFUSED!
Sometimes my fudge turns out gritty. What am I doing wrong?
– Margaret, Waco, TX
Looch giggle. Looch not able to stop giggling. TEE HEE HEE. Looch suggest bran muffin. TEE HEE HEE.
Do you have any fun suggestions for egg-dying crafts that kids can enjoy?
– Terese, Syracuse, NY
Looch love eggs. Looch love dye. Looch not able to combine two loves. Looch keep smashing. Looch not mean to smash. Where pretty egg go? Looch make colorful eggshell crumble. It make Looch’s cake look like ass. But Looch’s hands look so pretty.
Is there an easy way to remove wrinkles from sheets? Bed linens are so large, it’s hard to iron them properly.
– Helene, Grover’s Mill, ME
Why Helene scared of hard work? Hard work get Looch ahead in life. If Helene not prepared to iron big bed linens, Looch suggest Helene use small bed linens. Or Looch suggest Helene use what Looch use — night sky. Night sky never need ironing. Night sky sparkles so pretty. Night sky sparkles like shiny rocks smashed by Big Looch In Sky.