It’s Opposite Day!

Dude, everyone else in the league fired their coaches today, and the Devils didn’t? It’s madness! How does something like this happen? We’ve got no beef with DeBoer, but honestly, we must not let there be a coach-firing gap. Lou, get on it. You’re starting to look like you’ve lost your edge.

Read Full Post »

Finally! The Game Everyone’s Been Looking Forward To!

DeBoer vs. the Panthers! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! It’s reassuring to know that no matter what happens in this game, no one other than the very select few who watch Devils/Panthers games will notice.

Read Full Post »

Devils @ BLOTS!: Saturday Night Open Thread

Tonight we get to see this newfangled “trap” that we hear is recently killing hockey. Oh, those dastardly BLOTS! — what will they think of next? We should have expected nothing less than a revolutionary weaponized version of hockey from a head coach who looks as much like a Bond supervillain as Guy Boucher. Here’s [...]

Read Full Post »

Devils! Bruins! A Game We’re Home To Watch!

WOO HOO! We’re home tonight, and totally psyched for some hot Devils action! We’re sure their sassy awesomeness on Saturday had nothing to do with how we weren’t watching, right? Our big note about tonight’s matchup is that no matter how many times we read the headline from Fire & Ice today about the Devils [...]

Read Full Post »

There’s A Far More Interesting Alternate Universe Somewhere Out There

Life at stately IPB Manor is normally a lot like being in a Noel Coward play, with the elegant dress, high-class decor, and zingy witticisms. But some evenings we’re all maybe just a bit off our games — a bit tired, a bit dull, a bit not paying any attention to each other. But from [...]

Read Full Post »

Devils vs. Caps Open Thread

Join us for some hot, hot Land Zhark action in tonight’s Devils-Caps game!

Read Full Post »

Tuesday Open Thread

What wonders does tonight’s Devils/Canes game have in store for us all? Let’s find out!

Read Full Post »