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February 14, 2012 by Schnookie

What could be more romantic than sharing Valentine’s Day with the Devils… and us?

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Posted in Open Thread | 79 Comments

79 Responses

on February 14, 2012 at 6:51 pm suenj97

That depends…do I get to leave some of the Devils home?
on February 14, 2012 at 6:57 pm Schnookie

:^:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Nope. You get all the Devils. :P
on February 14, 2012 at 7:03 pm suenj97

Then I think I’d rather have one of the rugby players Mags pointed us to last game. I’m getting picky in my old age. Besides, I’d probably just tell them, “You realize how pathetic it is that you can’t beat Clemmer?”. Yeah, that’s romantic.
on February 14, 2012 at 7:09 pm Amy

I had a ticket to tonight’s game, but I had to give it up because of this cold I have.
on February 14, 2012 at 7:09 pm Pookie

Yeah, that’s romantic.

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on February 14, 2012 at 7:09 pm Schnookie

I’m getting picky in my old age. Besides, I’d probably just tell them, “You realize how pathetic it is that you can’t beat Clemmer?”. Yeah, that’s romantic.

:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: It should be illegal to mention Clemmer on Valentine’s Day. I think even just thinking of him makes a cupid lose its wings.
on February 14, 2012 at 7:10 pm Schnookie

I’m so sorry to hear you’re sick, Amy! What a bummer! Of course, this game probably won’t help make it better…
on February 14, 2012 at 7:14 pm Pookie

Yeah, I was about to say, having a cold might turn out best for you, Amy! That said, I’m sorry you’re sick.
on February 14, 2012 at 7:37 pm Pookie

You know what i’m looking forward to? The MSG Renovation being done. I really, really don’t need to be reminded of it every commercial break.
on February 14, 2012 at 7:40 pm Schnookie

Wait, you’re not hanging on every breathless news report of MSG’s renovation? What is WRONG with you?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! That was the dictionary definition of beautiful passing.
on February 14, 2012 at 7:40 pm Pookie

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
on February 14, 2012 at 7:45 pm Amy

I’ll admit that was some pretty passing. That first period flew by, too.
on February 14, 2012 at 8:03 pm Schnookie

That first period flew by, too.

I spent most of it orating a bit tipsily to Pookie and Boomer about the vagaries of my day at work. I doubt the time flew for them. :P
on February 14, 2012 at 8:11 pm Myra's Hub

I spent most of it orating a bit tipsily to Pookie and Boomer about the vagaries of my day at work. I doubt the time flew for them. :P

At least they didn’t go to sleep on you. Not that I have any personal experience.

I’ve already given up on the Stars, the Devils game is better.
on February 14, 2012 at 8:13 pm Schnookie

At least they didn’t go to sleep on you. Not that I have any personal experience.

:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: They did an admirable job of pretending to still be awake when I was done.

And what’s all this about the Stars game? I was counting on your guys to end the Wings’ dumb home winning streak! Come ON!
on February 14, 2012 at 8:25 pm Schnookie

BOOOOOOOOO! This game is stupid now.
on February 14, 2012 at 8:29 pm Schnookie

Dude, Zubrus is TOTALLY fired. It’s one thing being an unstoppable goal-scoring machine, but this is ridiculous.
on February 14, 2012 at 8:31 pm suenj97

I wouldn’t have sent him to the box. It’s not like Clarkson needs any help to fall down.
on February 14, 2012 at 8:31 pm Amy

That was a fluky goal, but I’ll take it.
on February 14, 2012 at 8:43 pm Pookie

I won’t take it. I vote we throw it back. :D
on February 14, 2012 at 8:53 pm Pookie

YAY! Just the way they drew it up!
on February 14, 2012 at 8:53 pm Amy

If you throw back the Sabres goal, Crunchy wants to throw back that last Devils goal.
on February 14, 2012 at 8:55 pm Schnookie

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! That’s more like it! More fluky goals for the Devils! Less for the Sabres!
on February 14, 2012 at 9:00 pm Schnookie

If you throw back the Sabres goal, Crunchy wants to throw back that last Devils goal.

Uhhh… NO BACKSIES!
on February 14, 2012 at 9:06 pm Pookie

YIPPEEEEEEE!!!
on February 14, 2012 at 9:06 pm Pookie

I like having Henrique back.
on February 14, 2012 at 9:06 pm Schnookie

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on February 14, 2012 at 9:07 pm Myra's Hub

Yep, I’m liking this game more than the Stars.
on February 14, 2012 at 9:11 pm Schnookie

OMG! A Stephen Gionta bobblehead giveaway???? ::Races up to Albany::
on February 14, 2012 at 9:27 pm Schnookie

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Remember when I said this game sucked? I was lying. :P

(So sorry, Amy. I’m sure this has not improved how you’re feeling tonight, other than to make you glad that you didn’t have to go in person.)
on February 14, 2012 at 9:29 pm Myra's Hub

Congrats, Devils fans. So do the 3 Devils that scored get to be the 3 Stars of the game. Zubrus gets the hometown spot since he scored their only goal.
on February 14, 2012 at 9:29 pm Pookie

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Sorry, Amy!)
on February 15, 2012 at 9:38 am Myra

Happy Belated Valentine’s Day! Glad the Devils delivered for you guys.

Stupid Stars.

I wasn’t a very good Valentine. I made the mistake of scheduling a dentist appointment for the day. Who knew having 5 cavities filled would knock me on my butt? But then I’ve never had more than one filled at a time before. I’ve had very few cavities ever, period. This is what stress can do for you.

PS David was an excellent valentine, btw. Waited on me hand and foot.
on February 16, 2012 at 7:03 pm Pookie

5 cavities at once?! That’s crazy! I’m so sorry!
on February 17, 2012 at 1:31 pm suenj97

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/puck-daddy-reader-art-contest-create-cheesy-1990s-171300604.html

Any ideas for Larsson, HBTN, or the Cult Leader?
on February 17, 2012 at 7:01 pm Schnookie

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Who’s up for some hawt Getzi-on-Devils action? I know I am!
on February 17, 2012 at 7:13 pm EJGRgunner

I’m just going to say it: I miss the Ducks’ teal unis.
on February 17, 2012 at 7:17 pm Pookie

I miss the Ducks unis that had the big cartoon mummy duck.
on February 17, 2012 at 7:19 pm EJGRgunner

Any ideas for Larsson, HBTN, or the Cult Leader?

Grand LARSSONy

HENRIQUE-o suave

Stick LARSSON

HENRIQUE the Navigator
on February 17, 2012 at 7:21 pm EJGRgunner

Poor Palmieri. This is the second straight cursed jersey number he’s been stuck with.
on February 17, 2012 at 7:24 pm Schnookie

Yeah, it’s probably time for Palmieri to realize that Lou’s stacking the deck against him.
on February 17, 2012 at 7:25 pm Pookie

Stick Larsson! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I know, I’ve got one, I’ve got one! No one’s ever thought of this before! ZACK ATTACK!
on February 17, 2012 at 7:28 pm suenj97

The real problem is that Lou isn’t bringing in the exorcist for those jerseys after he trades the players. Then again, maybe you can’t do that when you run the Devils.
on February 17, 2012 at 7:54 pm Schnookie

I’ve spent the last 20 minutes trying to come up with lame ’90s hockey posters, and I suck so bad. Good thing it was never my career goal to do that professionally. ::sobs::
on February 17, 2012 at 8:00 pm Schnookie

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Henrique-i-tikki-tavi!!! (Did I do that right?)
on February 17, 2012 at 8:01 pm Pookie

YAY! He HenRIQUES of talent! Yeah, I’m glad this isn’t my career goal either.
on February 17, 2012 at 8:04 pm EJGRgunner

ALL HAIL ADAM AND HIS PACKAGE (of goals) !
on February 17, 2012 at 8:05 pm Pookie

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on February 17, 2012 at 8:05 pm Schnookie

ALL HAIL ADAM AND HIS PACKAGE (of goals) !

:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: That’s a good one. I wish I’d thought of that.
on February 17, 2012 at 8:14 pm Schnookie

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PONY EXPRESS!!!!
on February 17, 2012 at 8:14 pm Schnookie

(I just cracked myself up with Pony Express. That one will make me rich!)
on February 17, 2012 at 8:14 pm Pookie

:^:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: to Pony Express! I was going to go with “Ponika-RAW IS WAR!-sky” because that seems ’90s, right?
on February 17, 2012 at 8:18 pm EJGRgunner

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! PONY IS MAGIC!!!!!!!
on February 17, 2012 at 8:19 pm Schnookie

The phrase “Blake blanked by Brodeur” just blew Chico’s mind. I bet his toupee is giving off sparks and smoke right now.
on February 17, 2012 at 8:22 pm Schnookie

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
on February 17, 2012 at 8:38 pm Amy

The phrase “Blake blanked by Brodeur” just blew Chico’s mind. I bet his toupee is giving off sparks and smoke right now.

Someone go rescue whomever’s in the booth with Chico before they’re overcome by the fumes!

Howdy everyone!
on February 17, 2012 at 8:50 pm Schnookie

Howdy Amy! How’s it going? I’m so sorry to see that Gomez scored on the Sabres tonight. No one should have to suffer that.

Someone go rescue whomever’s in the booth with Chico before they’re overcome by the fumes!

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on February 17, 2012 at 8:55 pm Pookie

Howdy, Amy! Did you see Aunt Sandy’s Chocolate special last weekend? It was spectacular.
on February 17, 2012 at 8:57 pm Schnookie

So it’s going to be one of THOSE third periods, eh?
on February 17, 2012 at 9:01 pm suenj97

Yep, it looks like NJ got together between periods and said, “It’s been a few days, let’s play one of our really stupid 3rd periods, just because.”
on February 17, 2012 at 9:07 pm Amy

Did you see Aunt Sandy’s Chocolate special last weekend? It was spectacular.

I did. Brown is not Aunt Sandy’s color.

You know how you know you’re team is having a bad night? Scott Gomez scores on your goalie.
on February 17, 2012 at 9:11 pm Schnookie

Dude, Gomez scoring against your goalie is a MASSIVE tragedy.

I did. Brown is not Aunt Sandy’s color.

:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: I thought that dour de force cocktail segment with the hipster bartender was one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. Aunt Sandy was almost falling-down drunk! AWESOME!

“It’s been a few days, let’s play one of our really stupid 3rd periods, just because.”

:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: It’s funny because it’s true.
on February 17, 2012 at 9:15 pm suenj97

Dude, Gomez scoring against your goalie is a MASSIVE tragedy.

True. And Crunchy’s already been having issues this year. This might just do him in. I mean, he might start to eat to compensate or something. The horror, the horror.
on February 17, 2012 at 9:19 pm Schnookie

Yep. THAT kind of third period.
on February 17, 2012 at 9:19 pm Pookie

WTFunfetti?!
on February 17, 2012 at 9:19 pm suenj97

Le sigh.
on February 17, 2012 at 9:19 pm Pookie

I mean, he might start to eat to compensate or something. The horror, the horror.

He’s going to balloon up to 86 pounds!
on February 17, 2012 at 9:19 pm EJGRgunner

Funfetti.
on February 17, 2012 at 9:27 pm Schnookie

I mean, he might start to eat to compensate or something. The horror, the horror.

He’s going to balloon up to 86 pounds!

:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: to both of you!
on February 17, 2012 at 9:27 pm Pookie

If this counts after they disallowed that one where Zach was snowplowing stopping earlier this season, I will be so pissed!
on February 17, 2012 at 9:30 pm EJGRgunner

This is very hard for me to say, but: Thank you, League Offices in Toronto.
on February 17, 2012 at 9:31 pm Pookie

Here’s hoping the KovalCHUCK WAGON will be serving up a win!
on February 17, 2012 at 9:32 pm Schnookie

This is very hard for me to say, but: Thank you, League Offices in Toronto.

Ouch. Did those words burn coming out of your mouth?
on February 17, 2012 at 9:33 pm Amy

He’s going to balloon up to 86 pounds!

The horror!
on February 17, 2012 at 9:40 pm Pookie

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
on February 17, 2012 at 9:41 pm Schnookie

Whew. Just the way the Devils drew it up! And, in hindsight, I guess I won’t complain that my beloved filthy Ducks got a point. Heh. (Poor, poor Getzi. He tried to be good, keep his shirt on, just play hockey, and what happened? NOTHING GOOD. Shoulda just let the shirt fall off how it may.)
on February 17, 2012 at 9:42 pm Schnookie

Deb, the Ducks weren’t wearing these sweaters when Marty beat them for the Cup.
on February 17, 2012 at 9:45 pm suenj97

Meh. I’ve given up expecting her to get more than about 3 out of every 10 things right.
on February 17, 2012 at 9:54 pm Schnookie

:^::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Those are pretty high expectations for Deb. :P