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Another Devils Season, Another Devils Coach

Posted in Calling For Sutter's Head On A Plate, Calling For The New Guy's Head On A Plate, Devils, News and Notes, Off-Season on June 9, 2009 | 276 Comments »

After an afternoon of contemplating the news out of Newark today, here’s our official stance on Sutter’s decision to step down as head coach of the Devils: Meh. A big, fat, hairy “meh”. Or, since it’s Sutter we’re talking about, a “meh” that looks like Edward Gorey’s Beastly Baby. In any [...]

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Wherein We Come From Mitch & Murray With A Message For The Devils

Posted in *Clank!*, Bully Pulpit, Calling For Sutter's Head On A Plate, Calling For The Gutless Pukes' Heads On Plates, Devils, Off-Season on April 30, 2009 | 192 Comments »

We’ve been feeling for the last 48 hours somewhat disconnected from our peers in the Diablogosphere because, well, we’re not stunned and horrified by what happened to the Devils in Game 7 against Carolina. Sure, there’s no question it’s a terrible and humiliating loss, but it’s also completely in character for the Devils. [...]

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Early April In A Devils Season: A Play In One Act Based On Actual Events

Posted in *Clank!*, Calling For Sutter's Head On A Plate, Laffs on April 2, 2009 | 106 Comments »

The scene: stately IPB Manor. Schnookie and Boomer are sitting in the living room watching a smorgasbord of hockey games while Pookie is in the next room cutting fabric for a quilt. It’s quiet.
Schnookie absently flips from blog to blog on her laptop while paying only nominal attention to the TV. She [...]

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Devils @ Penguins, 4/1/09 — Postgame Reaction

Posted in *Clank!*, Calling For Sutter's Head On A Plate, Calling For The Gutless Pukes' Heads On Plates, Post Game Reaction on April 1, 2009 | 119 Comments »

As the saying goes, fool us once, shame on you; fool us twice, shame on us. We spent two and a half hours that we’ll never get back on Monday night watching the continuation of the Devils’ rapid descent from Cup favorite to enormous pile of puke. We’re not making the same mistake [...]

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The Root Of All Of The Devils Problems, or: Build-A-Cake Workshop

Posted in *Clank!*, Calling For Sutter's Head On A Plate, Devils Miscellany, Laffs, NHL-Inspired Food & Drink, Philadelphia Flyers, Tranny Brides on March 31, 2009 | 176 Comments »

There are a lot of questions surrounding the Devils these days, but none more pressing than “how is it that a team of professionals can be this confused about how to play hockey?” Gentle Reader, it won’t surprise you that we, being the intrepid reporters we are, have gotten to the bottom of this [...]

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Trendspotting: The Best 2008-2009 New Jersey Devils Season Preview On The Interwebs

Posted in *Clank!*, Bully Pulpit, Calling For Sutter's Head On A Plate, Devils, Devils Miscellany, IPB's Can't-Miss Predictions, News and Notes, Peanut Gallery on September 15, 2008 | 166 Comments »

With training camp starting this week, it seems as good a time as any to take a look at how the team shapes up heading into this season. Instead of doing an all-around season preview, we’ve decided to take the hard-hitting magnifying glass of IPB’s investigative team to each individual player listed on the [...]

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