Posted in *Clank!*, 3-2-1/1-2-3 Hockey, Devils, News and Notes, Off-Season, Self-Indulgence on August 25, 2009 | 27 Comments »
1-2-3 Hockey: 3 of 39
It’s high tomato season, proof that good can triumph over evil (or at least over late blight).
Opening night is 36 days away but already we’re eyeing the Devils suspiciously. Why? Because of this report. The Devils are going to wear their original Christmas tree sweaters for a [...]
Posted in *Clank!*, Boomer's Take, Off-Season on July 18, 2009 | 62 Comments »
Boomer, thinking deep thoughts.
Boomer is normally pretty reserved about the Devils, at least compared to us. She will occasionally hit a giddy high or a mopey low, but for the most part she plays her cards close to her vest. Recently, though, she has become almost despondent about them, and the reason for [...]
Posted in *Clank!*, Calling For The New Guy's Head On A Plate, Devils, Devils Miscellany, News and Notes, Off-Season on July 13, 2009 | 146 Comments »
One of our very favorite jokes to make around here at stately IPB Manor, where the living is easy, is drawn from this “That Mitchell & Webb Look” sketch about a pediatrician who treats children with dire illnesses and his ice-cream-factory taste-tester companion. When we have bad days but are still able to retain [...]
Posted in *Clank!*, Calling For The Gutless Pukes' Heads On Plates, Devils, Low-Hanging Fruit, News and Notes on May 23, 2009 | 275 Comments »
Join us tonight as we toast the greatest news we’ve heard since… Well, we’re not sure we’ve ever heard better news that this: Bobby Holik has retired. The Devils are now 100% Holik-free! Havelid-free, too, since he’s high-tailed it back to Sweden. Now we just need to get rid of the [...]
Posted in *Clank!*, Conference Finals, Playoffs on May 20, 2009 | 68 Comments »
There is nothing to watch on television tonight. How is this possible? Isn’t this supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year? Screw you, playoff scheduler.
Posted in *Clank!*, Alex Ovechkin, Bully Pulpit, Conference Semifinals, Playoffs, Sid Crosby on May 6, 2009 | 139 Comments »
1. The Sid/Ovie “Debate” This is so played out. We’re exhausted by the volume and the predictability of the whole thing. Yes, we KNOW you think Sid’s a whiner. Yes, we KNOW you think he has no personality. We’ve been hearing it for YEARS. And over those years, [...]
Posted in *Clank!*, Open Thread on May 4, 2009 | 426 Comments »
We know, we know, we’re total slackers putting up yet another open thread instead of a real post. We promise we’ll get our blogging butts in gear one of these days, but in the meantime, all we have to say tonight is “What the fuck, Penguins, you’re supposed to be winning!”
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