Tomorrow morning is Locker Clean Out Day for the 2007-2008 New Jersey Devils, which means there will be much exchanging of memorabilia, plenty of signing of team pictures, and many teary “we’ll be BFFs forever!” goodbyes. In short, it will be like the last day of sleep-away summer camp. (We think. We’ve [...]
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Another Sunday night, another woolgathering session (now with less wool!).
1. One of the most appealing aspects of watching sports, for us, is that it affords us the chance to see human beings excel in acts of individual and team greatness. We’re not athletic ourselves, so it’s hugely compelling to watch people who are, [...]
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‘Twas the night before the trade deadline, and IPB’s minds were gathering some wool.
1. Gentle Reader, there is a chance you are not aware that the Devils spent the last 24 hours leading the Eastern Conference. There was a time not too long ago that we were booking our tickets for the Good [...]
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Yesterday’s post took us, embarrassingly, hours to write, so today we’re looking for something a bit briefer to talk about. And what topic won’t take us hours to explore in its entirety? Why, a consideration of which Devils players we don’t want to see traded this year, that’s what. So here it [...]
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– The story about Coach Sutter and Captain Jamie “Fuck This Shit” Langenbrunner had some legs this past week. Were we not Devils fans we’d undoubtedly be snickering at how the Devils are embroiled in more player/coach strife. However, since we are Devils fans we’re instead saying, “Hot dog! This team is [...]
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After the way they’ve lost their last two games, with their disinterested, lackadaisical play, we’ve decided we hate all the Devils and want them to suffer minor painful mishaps between now and Friday’s game with the Rangers that will cause them intense discomfort, but no serious injuries. Like papercuts, burned tongues, earaches and the [...]
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After a lazy weekend spent entertaining Katebits (read: plugging in our PS2 and letting her play games to her heart’s content — we’re such grown-ups), we realize that the Devils have hit the midpoint of the season. We should probably take this moment to think about the half-season that was, but frankly, we’re just [...]
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