It hardly feels like a year since our last Conference Finals Tale of the Tape, but it’s time to break out IPB’s highly scientific approach to determining who should win. Today we’ll address the Western Conference. You know, that conference we know we sooooo much about. Tune in tomorrow for the Eastern [...]
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As many of you already know (and as some of you witnessed in person), Drew “Staffy” Stafford and Ryan “Crunchy” Miller made a very special appearance last night with Ronan Tynan and the Buffalo Philharmonic. Now, we have an in with the BPO, in the person of Katebits, and over a month ago (November [...]
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We are hoping beyond hope that Lou Lamoriello drank a toast at some point this offseason to his new Devils team, just like Dr. Frankenstein in The Bride of Frankenstein — “To a new age of gods and monsters!” And, well, if he didn’t, we will. This year our beloved team is a [...]
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You’ve read our can’t-miss predictions for the Western Conference, so now it’s time to soak up all the wisdom of our Eastern Conference preview. As before, these lyrics were assigned randomly (except where noted), and the teams are listed in projected order of worst to first:
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It’s time to do some season previewing, and this year IPB’s going at it all Bucci-style. That’s right, Gentle Reader — Just like Bucci does, we wrote down 30 song lyrics we thought were awesome and cool, then randomly assigned them to teams in the hopes that they would add a depth of meaning [...]
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