Posted in Bully Pulpit, Laffs, New Jersey Devils, Peanut Gallery on May 15, 2008 | 84 Comments »
We had been in the middle of a week-long series of looking back at this past regular season and trying to think of nice things to say, but today’s scheduled post, about the Oilers and the Blackhawks, has taken a backseat to current events. If you weren’t watching it, Gentle Reader, you probably felt [...]
Posted in Conference Finals, Laffs, Peanut Gallery, Playoffs, Predictions on May 7, 2008 | 138 Comments »
Yesterday we rolled out the Tale of the Tape for the West, and today we look closer to home. Everyone, break out your keystones! It’s the Battle of Pennsylvania! You’re got a friend in this series, because you’ve got a friend in Pennsylvania! (Yes, Gentle Reader, it’s true. Everything we [...]
Posted in Conference Finals, Dallas Stars, Detroit Red Wings, IPB's Can't-Miss Predictions, Laffs, Peanut Gallery, Playoffs on May 6, 2008 | 183 Comments »
It hardly feels like a year since our last Conference Finals Tale of the Tape, but it’s time to break out IPB’s highly scientific approach to determining who should win. Today we’ll address the Western Conference. You know, that conference we know we sooooo much about. Tune in tomorrow for the Eastern [...]
Posted in Bully Pulpit, Laffs, Peanut Gallery on April 3, 2008 | 337 Comments »
We should be big enough people (and bloggers) to say the same thing Dainius Zubrus did about last night’s over-turned goal call: “We won the game. Big deal.” But we can’t help but feel a little residual bitterness at being jobbed so frequently recently, with three goals for being waived off and one [...]
Posted in Laffs, Peanut Gallery on March 24, 2008 | 150 Comments »
We learned today that Coach Sutter, in an attempt to force the rag-tag group of lunkheads called the New Jersey Devils to be “intense” rather than just plain “tense”, had the guys partaking in fun games at the beginning and end of practice. Whether this move works will remain to be seen until the [...]
Posted in Laffs on March 14, 2008 | 45 Comments »
Like any good hockey fans/mad geniuses, we do our best thinking while watching games (probably because the Devils don’t do much to keep our attention from wandering). During the duller moments of the second period of the Devils-Wild game, Schnookie, who had just finished making a huge batch of chili powder, presented Pookie with [...]
Posted in Laffs on March 9, 2008 | 289 Comments »
On Saturday night the single most terrible thing we can imagine happened at stately IPB Manor: our power went out. At approximately 6:25 p.m., with a violent windstorm raging outside, everything went black. We sat in the darkness for a few moments, stunned, before Boomer rustled up three candles, and we each retreated [...]
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