Well, here it is, Gentle Reader — the highly anticipated second chapter of Margee’s brilliant “Spooking Sidney”. Get ready for thrills and chills, action, adventure, and heartbreak. We are so proud to be posting this great work of literature, and hope you enjoy this installment as much as we did.
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“Spooking Cindy: Part II” By Margee
Posted in Challenge, Laffs, Our Minds Are Blown, Sid Crosby on November 24, 2009 | 35 Comments »
Devils vs. Capitals, 11/14/09
Posted in New Jersey Devils, Our Minds Are Blown, Running Game Diary, Washington Capitals on November 14, 2009 | 160 Comments »
Before we delve into the diary for this evening, we would like to take a moment to recommend the cauliflower recipe from the New York Times this week – Roasted Cauliflower with Lemon Brown Butter and Sage Salt. We’ve gotten about 10,000 cauliflowers from our farm share this fall, and tonight we finally dug [...]
“Spooking Cindy: Part I” By Margee
Posted in Challenge, Laffs, Our Minds Are Blown, Sid Crosby on November 10, 2009 | 29 Comments »
You may recall, Gentle Reader, that we are now taking submissions for our Sidney Crosby creative writing challenge, “Spooking Sidney”. The first entry in this open-ended series is Part I of Margee’s “Fear Street”-inspired magnum opus. For some backstory to this brilliant and spine-tingling tale, we recommend you revisit (or visit for the [...]
Did You Know?
Posted in Anaheim Ducks, Buffalo Sabres, Bully Pulpit, Devils, Insightful Hockey Commentary, Our Minds Are Blown, Philadelphia Flyers, San Jose Sharks on November 8, 2009 | 94 Comments »
That the Devils are fifth overall? That they’re only two points behind the Penguins?! That they’re 8-2-0 in their last ten games?!? That they’re four points behind the league leaders with two or three fewer games played?!?! Wowza! The things you learn when you bother to check the standings before mid-March! [...]
Wherein We Make A Startling Geographic Realization
Posted in Low-Hanging Fruit, Our Minds Are Blown on November 3, 2009 | 91 Comments »
No matter what conference your favorite team plays in, Gentle Reader, you have surely noticed one of the Laws of the Natural Hockey Universe: announcers are incapable of referring to Corey Perry as anything other than “Corey Perry”. Unrelatedly, we’ve lately taken to watching the Columbus Blue Jackets when the Devils (and the Trannies [...]
Pros And Cons Of Being Hockey Fans
Posted in Our Minds Are Blown on October 11, 2009 | 97 Comments »
PRO: Chuck the Duck.
CON: When we try to psych each other up for the upcoming holidays, we know the entire jingle from the commercial for the Radio City Christmas Show by heart because we’ve seen those commercials so many times over the last 15 years.
CON: As soon as one of us sings [...]

Wherein We Investigate Sestito Puente’s Connection To An International Cayenne-Smuggling Ring
Posted in Devils, Devils Miscellany, Insightful Hockey Commentary, News and Notes, Our Minds Are Blown, Peanut Gallery, Sestito Puente on November 22, 2009 | 45 Comments »
We are, as you know, very serious investigative journalists here at IPB. We know that that a good story can be hiding just around the nearest bend, and we’ve got great noses for news. And so it was last night, after the humiliation of watching the Devils pathetically lose to the Stars while [...]
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