Posted in Project Bicycle Spoke, Travis Zajac on July 3, 2008 | 38 Comments »
This is the 18th in our summer series in which we are drawing hockey cards at random from a box and writing about them.
Gentle Reader, we made a shocking discovery yesterday. If you Google “Travis Zajac” the first image that pops up before the web results is our Hopeful Forecast For Travis Zajac’s Sophomore [...]
Posted in Bobby Holik, Brian Rolston, Devils, Jay Pandolfo, News and Notes, Pandodoodling, Pommerdoodling! on July 1, 2008 | 309 Comments »
We would be lying, Gentle Reader, if we said there wasn’t a great deal of angst around stately IPB Manor in the last few weeks. There was silence on the Pando front, and Tom Gulitti’s updates sounded increasingly bleak, then increasingly Rangeriffic. And it got us thinking, as we worried about PandoNation losing [...]
Posted in Devils, Jay Pandolfo, News and Notes, Pommerdoodling! on July 1, 2008 | 26 Comments »
PandoNation rejoices!
Posted in Andy Greene, Brian Gionta, Jamie Langenbrunner, Johnny Oduya, Laffs, Marty Brodeur, Paul Martin, Peanut Gallery, Rod Pelley, Sergei Brylin, Travis Zajac, Zach Parise on May 29, 2008 | 79 Comments »
We were driven today to the outer edges of sheer boredom, and did something that only the most desperate of hockey fans should ever do — we read the CBA. Some people read the CBA and come out of it with a clearer understanding of the financial picture of the NHL. Others walk [...]
Posted in Marty Brodeur, Peanut Gallery, Playoffs on May 23, 2008 | 99 Comments »
[This is Chapter 3 of our three-part "A Playoff Carol". Chapter 1 can be found here. Chapter 2 can be found here.]
When the doorbell rings, they think they’re ready for him, but when they tug the door open, they are stunned to find a massively rotund, gray-haired Marty Brodeur facing them.
IPB: Oh crap. [...]
Posted in Peanut Gallery, Playoffs, Zach Parise on May 22, 2008 | 138 Comments »
[This is Chapter 2 of our 3-part "A Playoff Carol". Chapter 1 can be found here.]
Exactly one hour later, they are roused once more by a loud noise in the front yard. They are two seriously grumpy Ookies when they open the door and find themselves face-to-face with a gap-toothed Zach Parise, sporting [...]
Posted in Bully Pulpit, NJ Devils, Paul Martin, Peanut Gallery on May 12, 2008 | 243 Comments »
We love these playoffs, we really do. Honest. Cross our hearts and hope to become Rangers fans die. We’ll be happy when any one of the four teams still playing wins the Cup, even the Vegas Tranny Bride Flyers (if you can call what they’ve been doing the last two games “still playing”). [...]
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