We would be lying, Gentle Reader, if we said there wasn’t a great deal of angst around stately IPB Manor in the last few weeks. There was silence on the Pando front, and Tom Gulitti’s updates sounded increasingly bleak, then increasingly Rangeriffic. And it got us thinking, as we worried about PandoNation losing [...]
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PandoNation rejoices!
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We are assuming, Gentle Reader, that you are getting around to reading tonight’s post a bit late, after all the parades and banquets you were probably throwing today. Because you were having parades and banquets in Pando’s honor, right? That’s right — for those of you who are (criminally) not members of PandoNation, [...]
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Tonight marks one of the most anticipated events of the hockey season here at stately IPB Manor. Gentle Reader, you’re probably scratching your head and thinking, “Whatever is it that could be a significant event in the NHL at this time of year? Surely the -ookies wouldn’t get excited for Forsberg’s triumphant [...]
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We realize a major milestone was passed this week without much fanfare from the NHL. No, we can’t understand why it wasn’t headline news on NHL.com, but since when has the NHL been smart about realizing who its most important players are? Yeah, what we’re talking about is Pando’s 200th career point, which [...]
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– The story about Coach Sutter and Captain Jamie “Fuck This Shit” Langenbrunner had some legs this past week. Were we not Devils fans we’d undoubtedly be snickering at how the Devils are embroiled in more player/coach strife. However, since we are Devils fans we’re instead saying, “Hot dog! This team is [...]
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The corrupt ruling priest class of PandoNation has been spending the last ten weeks running a for-profit sacrifice service, so all of its citizens could make offerings to our fallen emperor/god. We’ve turned a nifty profit selling all manner of animals ranging from dormice up to bulls, and all that sacrificing has paid off [...]
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