Our Awesome Back-Up Plan

The other day we were discussing the Devils future over lunch and decided it’s time to start girding ourselves for the possibility of a Zachless existence. It sounds terrible, doesn’t it? What could possibly make that more sufferable? Well, Gentle Reader, you know us — we’re always thinking. And we’ve got a solution that will [...]

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How You Know Your Friend Isn’t A Hockey Fan

She buys three ducklings and doesn’t name them Bobby Ryan, Ryan Getzlaf, and CoreyPerry CoreyPerry. If the Devils were in the Pacific Division, we could use this photo six times a year!

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Can A Tranny Change Its Spots?

Remember that time we married that tranny in Vegas? Remember how it was all, “No, we’re totally going to get a quickie divorce,” and then we kept not getting a quickie divorce? Remember how years went by and we stayed married to that tranny? Well, guess what. We’re still married to that tranny. The thing [...]

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Ask The Experts: Looch Edition

Dear Looch, How far is too far in advance to make pies for Thanksgiving? – Colleen, Colorado Springs, CO Dear Colleen, Looch not eat any pies older than number of fingers Looch can count so Looch suggest not making pies more than four years before Thanksgiving. Looch think four years gives mud juuuust enough time [...]

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Random Thoughts On A Quiet Saturday Night

– For a variety of uninteresting reasons, Pookie arrived at work this morning with about 20 minutes to spare and a hankering to find videos about Beaks on YouTube. She found this: When she sent the link to Schnookie this exchange ensued: Pookie: I found a HILARIOUS video of Beaks and CoreyPerry CoreyPerry. Fighting in [...]

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The State Of Mind At Stately IPB Manor After An Eventful UFA Day

It was a busy day of churn for the Devils roster today, and we’re sure the entire interwebs are on tenterhooks to hear what we think of the big changes. – Of Paulie’s departure, we can’t muster much more than a shrug. It’s always sad when a Nation loses its emperor-god, but with Paulie, maybe [...]

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Wherein We Find A Sign In Our Quilting Fabric

We may have mentioned in this space that we have concocted consolation prizes for the inevitable moment when the Devils are no longer contending in this year’s playoffs. In the last few years, we’ve been plunged into periods of alternating rage and depression after the eliminating loss, so this year we’re prepared. We’ve both selected [...]

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