There was excitement in the air today, Gentle Reader! No, it wasn’t because it’s September and kids are back in school. No, it wasn’t because you’ve seen/heard that your favorite hockey players are back in town. No, it wasn’t because opening day of training camp is now less than 20 days away. It’s because the IPB Fantasy Leagues are back with a vengeance! There’s still time to join the Super/Amazingleague… but not much time. You see, all youse IPB Irregulars out there, there’s now a deadline for admission to the most super, and most amazing, and most cross-conference fantasy hockey leagues around. If you wish to participate, you must email Commissioner Andrew at a_d_mattson [@] yahoo [dot] com, even if you have already expressed interest in joining in the comment threads. And now, to tell you when you must email Commissioner Andrew by, we’d like to introduce an old friend of the show:
What’s that, Victory Euro Mats? When’s that deadline?
Looks like Tuesday, September 9th! Thanks, Victory Euro Mats! We’d better make sure everyone knows, including Chunky Beaverbutt.
And Augustus and Shrieky, too!
Hold on, we’ve forgotten that deadline. Can you repeat that date Victory Euro Mats?
Oh, right, Tuesday, September 9th. We must all email Commissioner Andrew by September 9th, which is a Tuesday.
We’re all ready to go!
That’s doesn’t look like the very picture of readiness! Come on, get with the program Victory Euro Mats!
Oh dear, you do not want to forget that Tuesday, September 9th, is the deadline to join the IPB Fantasy Hockey Leagues or else Mahmoud here will eat your brain.