Tonight we were frosting sugar cookies, and this exchange occurred as Schnookie slathered orange icing onto an oak leaf-shaped cookie:
Schnookie: This is going to be the best-looking cookie of them all. You’re going to love it.
Pookie: That cookie is going to love the way it looks. I guarantee it.
Gentle Reader, if we’re making Men’s Wearhouse references while frosting fall-themed cookies, can hockey really be far behind?