We just had this exchange:
Pookie: I want Zach to have a new nickname. I think I’m going to start calling him “Scrap Iron”. Think it’ll fly?
Schnookie: But we already have the Iron Boar. That’s too close.
Pookie: Right. How about “Scrap Piglet”?
Schnookie: Nah. “Scrap Suckling”.
Pookie: Absolutely! And Travis can be “Squire Squab”!