We’re trying really hard not to upset the delicate balance of whatever Hockey God mojo the Devils have managed to put together the last few games. Just… sitting around here, watching TV, maybe there’ll be a game on… We certainly don’t have any expectations or anything… ::Nervously gnaws fingernails::
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It’s been years since we’ve had a meaningful Devils game to watch in May… we barely know what to do with ourselves. Probably the best thing to do is just sit really, really still and not breathe or anything, so as not to upset the delicate balance here.
We had a terrible feeling about Game 1, then a great feeling about Game 2, but today we’ve got no idea how we feel about Game 3. How about all y’all? Anyone getting any vibes about this?
(Also, let’s bring Sue’s conversation topic from the last thread here — Kovalchuk would be a taxi driver if not a multi-gazillionaire hockey player??)
You know why we’re feeling so awesome about tonight’s game? Because you just can’t lose with Tim Sestito in the lineup!
We had grand plans to go out for a fancy dinner tonight to avoid this game, but inertia settled in so here we are, in front of the television for the puck drop on what should be the final game of the season. Join us for an open thread and a rousing game of “Pin The Jelly Jar On The Donkey”.
We’re breaking them out preemptively. We’re hoping not to have to use them in the game.
Devils, don’t make us use the fuck hell kitten mittens on you!
As you know, we’re big believers in signs around here. Before Game 1, Pookie was stuck behind a Tastykake truck on 195. Today? She was stuck behind a Drake’s truck. You know what this means! Devils lose! Again! Why? Because they always do! Join us for more relentless negativity in the open thread!